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MIT Building Batteries Using Viruses

thefickler writes "Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are now using viruses to build cathodes for Lithium-Ion batteries. Three years ago these same researchers found they could build an anode using viruses. Creating both the anode and cathode using viruses will make batteries easy to build. This nanoscale battery technology will allow batteries to be lightweight and to 'take the shape of their container' rather than creating containers for the batteries, which could open up new possibilities for car and electronics manufacturers."

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  1. Hope all goes well by FlyByPC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now there's a whatcouldpossiblygowrong article if I ever saw one...

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    1. Re:Hope all goes well by kkrajewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Doctor pulls out voltmeter.) Hold these, please. Yep, you're infected.

    2. Re:Hope all goes well by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      cold fusion? this isn't fusion at all. None of the byproducts you need to show that it is fusion exist.

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    3. Re:Hope all goes well by krkhan · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, in future, instead of random statistics like "Melissa caushed American business $9.87 billion", we may finally have something authentic (and precise) like "Conficker was at least 14 Mega Joules, it was devastating".

    4. Re:Hope all goes well by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Funny

      I assure you, fusion does exist, and it's in everyday use in thousands of homes across America.

  2. So can hookers now be considered by antifoidulus · · Score: 1, Funny

    mines? You definitely want to strap on a helmet before going in.....

  3. What kind of virus by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    will power your vibrator? Herpes? You just scratch it to recharge?

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    1. Re:What kind of virus by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flamebait -- Heheh, I get it.

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    2. Re:What kind of virus by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Couldn't find a sex device, but Eco Drive could work. Not quite the same, but better than nothing kinda thing.

      Not sure why there aren't more (any?) MP3 players that use it, think there used to be some jogging radios that used kinetic energy to power, or help power them though. Phones, would probably last much longer as well. Kinetic from walking/etc, temperature from holding it, solar from having it on the desk/dash/etc...

  4. If infected, that will redefine.... by hwyhobo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...bipolar

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  5. And a new super-hero is born! by erroneus · · Score: 3, Funny

    After an accidental viral infection at MIT labs, the new hero can now do things that only batteries could do before! His given name, Melvin C. Cooper emerges now as "D u r a M e l !"

    1. Re:And a new super-hero is born! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He has a capacity for courage!
      His potential is unlimited!

      I only wish I could be there to view his inductance into the Justice Hall(effect)!

  6. Re:It's harmless. by mattack2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's also bad enough when people apparently don't use the "Preview" button first.

  7. It won't work on a Mac by fitash · · Score: 1, Funny

    No virus, no battery

  8. Re:It's a creative use for conficker by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, presumably they wouldn't build the battery with the HIV or influenza virus in it. Unless, of course, Energizer is feeling especially cruel.

    Would that be "It keeps going... and going... and going..." or "New Energizer! Oy!"

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  9. 2 second charges were better by heroine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last month's battery which could recharge in 2 seconds was way better than this.

  10. Aw, man! This sucks! by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the next time my computer catches a virus, it could infect me as well? And this virus will work even if I run Linux?

    Everything I know is a lie!!!! >_

    Someone stop this thing before it infects 12 million PCs!

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