User: fitash

Re:Easy

On: How To Prove Someone Is Female?

Just give her a car and just 4 meters of parking space.....

Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist

On: Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe

Yeah .... but how do you justify that lightsabers do not posses a Wii motion-like wire strap???? I'm sure that Yoda f***** his plasma tv several times

Re:Wanted: Scala Expert

On: Scala, a Statically Typed, Functional, O-O Language

Erlang and Prolog knowledge will also be taken into account

3D HOMEMADE PORN IS HERE!!!!!

On: World's First 3D Webcam Tested

I'm a nasty girl, do you want to see my 3D tits?

Re:Can't copy? No buy.

On: Taking Gaming To the Next Billion Players

I cannot agree more with this post. If they don't prove a great added value with respect to the PS2, the ability to play copies plus the huge catalogue of PS2 games won't leave any space for Zeebo

Spanish researchers, we are the best!!!!!!

On: Scientists Isolate and Treat Parasite Causing Decline in Honey Bee Population

While we are not sleeping the siesta... (an there is also the well known fact that many of our best brained people have died bullfighting :( )

Helghan Belongs To The Helghast!!!!!!!!

On: Study Claims 8.5% of Young Gamers "Pathologically Addicted"

Another study from those evilish ISA in order that we abandond the trenchs! HA HA HA IT WON'T BE THAT EASY, YOU MORRONS!!

Re:The one question we all want to know.

On: World's First X-Ray Laser Goes Live

will it blend whilst it runs crysis at full specs

Designed in California, Made in China

On: US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers

And Used in Irak

In fact this is just the first step!

On: Vatican To Build 100 Megawatt Solar Power Plant

When the next pope is elected, they won't use white fume. In order to prevent the greenhouse effect they are going to use the batman signal

completely shocked :(

On: Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital

There won't be a new book of the Dark Tower series :(. I guess that this time the van hit the right point

It won't work on a Mac

On: MIT Building Batteries Using Viruses

No virus, no battery

At least it killed my taenia...

On: Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet?

or I hope so...