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North Korea Launches "Communication Satellite" Rocket

Mad Ivan writes "The BBC has just reported that North Korea has launched a long-range rocket, which they say is a communications satellite, but that the US and Japan fear may actually be a ballistic missile. Details are still arriving; the rocket passed over northern Japan on its way up."

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  1. First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First (and last) post!

    1. Re:First post! by cjfs · · Score: 3, Funny

      First (and last) post!

      Well, if we're all doomed anyways we should at least go out in style. First one to throw together a spacebat-esque montage of Kim Jong-Il's antics wins.

    2. Re:First post! by soren202 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no, I for one trust North Korea to tell the truth and do what they sa-

  2. Re:Coverage has been slow by aliquis · · Score: 1, Funny

    What goes up must come down!

  3. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by cjfs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putting effective ICBMs in the hands of someone like Kim Jong Il is insanely irresponsible.

    It's not as dangerous as it first appears. All you need to do is make a few hollywood blockbusters with the right theme and he'll disarm instantly.

  4. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Multiple wrongs do not make a right,

    but 3 lefts do...

  5. Re:Coverage has been slow by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any latest news about what is happening would be appreciated.

    Currently, the place where you are has NOT yet been nuked by north korea.

  6. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny considering you're the only country who has actually used them in a war.

    Yes, but if you look at it another way, we've had nukes for 64 years since then without using them, that's longer than any other country!!!

    I really think if Dr. Strangelove were remade today, that line should be in it.

  7. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by amRadioHed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the previous administration wanted us to believe Iraq had nuclear weapons when they invaded. Does that count?

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  8. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll support us destroying our nuclear stockpile just as soon as I have 100% assurance that the rest of the nuclear-equipped nations are doing the same, simultaneously.

    Are you sure that's a good idea ?
    That would probably be a pretty big boom.

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  9. Re:Outstanding. by hldn · · Score: 2, Funny

    you're forgetting all the good the UN has done. like when they UN-nazied the world -- forever.

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  10. Mort Sahl said it... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...in a faux-german accent, as a parody of Werner von Braun:
    "I aim for ze stars, but zumtimes I hit London"

    Dunno what a faux-Korean accent would be, but I expect a few one-liners like this about the Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il and his communications satellite aspirations.

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    1. Re:Mort Sahl said it... by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

      And Tom Lehrer said in a faux-German accent, also as a parody of Herr von Braun: "Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."

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  11. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Funny

    The satellite appears to have communicated something to the International Community (tm), one way or another! Obviously it is a success.

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  12. Obligatory Team America Quote by frank249 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
    Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what?
    Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre.
    Lisa: One more time.
    Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your f**king ears!

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