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Antarctic Ice Bridge Finally Breaks Off

GreennMann writes "An ice bridge linking a shelf of ice the size of Jamaica to two islands in Antarctica has snapped. Scientists say the collapse could mean the Wilkins Ice Shelf is on the brink of breaking away, and provides further evidence of rapid change in the region. Sited on the western side of the Antarctic Peninsula, the Wilkins shelf has been retreating since the 1990s. Researchers regarded the ice bridge as an important barrier, holding the remnant shelf structure in place. Its removal will allow ice to move more freely between Charcot and Latady islands, into the open ocean."

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  1. Well, by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's certainly one way to break the ice in a tense situation like this.

    1. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      gee an ice shelf the size of jamaica.... that must be something like 20,000,000 fridges?

    2. Re:Well, by Forge · · Score: 4, Funny

      How much is that in Football fields?

      Seriously, We don't play American Football in Jamaica so I'm a little Hazy as to what 4,244 sq mi (10,991 sq km) translates to in more standard SlashDot measurements.

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    3. Re:Well, by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously, We don't play American Football in Jamaica so I'm a little Hazy as to what 4,244 sq mi (10,991 sq km) translates to in more standard SlashDot measurements.

      A more "standard" SlashDot measurement???

      What is the area of a typical parental basement?

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  2. Blame me by DaHat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given my SUV driving has yet to save me in a crash (I've not had one since buying it)... I'm glad to see it has contributed to something productive at least.

    1. Re:Blame me by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given my SUV driving has yet to save me in a crash (I've not had one since buying it)...

      Don't feel bad; maybe you've crashed multiple times against bikes and pedestrians and simply didn't notice.

    2. Re:Blame me by Stonent1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Honestly I think global warming is caused by "hot air" coming from people like Al Gore. :)

  3. Re:Not that it matters ... by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, I'm gunna drive my SUV 65 miles to work tomorrow and feel ok about it.

    You may feel okay about it, but I feel bad for your gas card :).

  4. This isn't the tip of the iceberg... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once the ice bridge falls away, scientists will find one pissed off ice troll.

    1. Re:This isn't the tip of the iceberg... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe that ice troll's not happy because he's in the middle of a burning desert somewhere. Look at all the sand.

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  5. Re:As I've Said Before by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd need to go back to a time when you can't blame humans.

    I still blame Canada. They obviously failed to hold on to the ice caps when they had the chance.

  6. Re:As I've Said Before by linhares · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you really, really wanted to save the polar ice caps, you'd create a time machine and travel back..say, 19,000 years ago. Back when the polar ice cap extended down into what is modern day Illinois. Which predates SUVs and industrialization by around...19,000 years or so.

    You could also increase the number of pirates.

  7. Re:Somewhere in the USA... by One+Louder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm waiting to see the live video footage of that scene where the poor sweet little baby polar bear is trapped on an ice floe which shrinks until he falls off to be eaten by sharks or some garbage like that *splash*

    It would be quite remarkable to have video footage of polar bears in the Antarctic.

  8. Re:As I've Said Before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't offtopic... The mods must not have known that global warming is inversely proportional to the number of pirates on the high seas.

  9. Re:the main concern... by Schemat1c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking from naval experience here...

    What does your bellybutton have to do with icebergs?

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  10. Re:Not that it matters ... by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you've gone and ruined his nefarious plot to continuously drive his SUV until he's the proud new owner of oceanside property. In these uncertain economic times, how else is a fella supposed to increase his property value? Huh? Huh? Bastard.

  11. Re:the main concern... by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we really discount the possibility of ice having stealth technology?

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  12. The size of Jamaica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can someone please convert that into units we can understand, like States of Delaware, or Long Islands.

  13. Re:Not that it matters ... by tezbobobo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure - five years to build a port. Then start on the next for when that port is drowned.

  14. Re:Metric by badfish99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    For us Europeans, could somebody say how many Belgiums there are in a Jamaica, please?

  15. Re:the main concern... by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

    oh wait... I probably shouldn't go into that...

    That's what she said !

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  16. Re:Somewhere in the USA... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting to see the live video footage of that scene where the poor sweet little baby polar bear is trapped on an ice floe which shrinks until he falls off to be eaten by sharks or some garbage like that *splash*

    It would be quite remarkable to have video footage of polar bears in the Antarctic.

    Here in the southern hemisphere we call them Polar Koalas.

  17. Titanic 2: This time it's personal! by agnosticanarch · · Score: 2, Funny

    ICEBERG!!!!

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  18. Re:the main concern... by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course we can't. And what's worse, they can fire while cloaked.

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  19. Re:Metric by PGillingwater · · Score: 3, Funny

    Belgium's area (assuming no mountains or hills) is 30,528 km^2. [Wikipedia]

    Jamaica's area is 11,100 km^2.

    Dividing, we see that there are 2.75 Jamaicas for every Belgium.

    On that basis, the Ice shelf is just over a third (0.364) the size of Belgium. Damn Flanders.

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  20. Re:As I've Said Before by Piranhaa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, you got your information all wrong! Everyone knows you can go to your local neighbourhood Tim Horton's and buy an Ice Cap for $2.99.

  21. Re:Metric by oldhack · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a family website. Please refrain from using the b word gratuitously.

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  22. Global warming is a hoax! by fugue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Greenpeacers broke off that chunk in order to convince people that their fantasy "globular heating" religion is real. Or maybe it would have broken off anyways but humans aren't responsible--too many polar bears sitting around on an ice shelf for 6000 years are bound to cause some damage eventually. This might happen again if we don't kill all the polar bears. Actually, it's all a liberal pinko lie--you're so gullible, since the ice bridge is just fine, thanks very much. Scientists are out to destroy us all. Haven't you seen them in movies?

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