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Norfolk Police Officers To Be Tagged To Improve Response Times

Police in Norfolk, England already have tracking units, The Automatic Vehicle Location System, installed in their cars that allow a control room to track their exact locations. Later this year a similar system will be attached to individual police radios to allow controllers to monitor the position of every frontline officer. Combined with equipment that can pinpoint the locations of 999 callers, the system will allow the force to home in on "shouts" to within yards. The system also lets operators filter a map showing the location of its vehicles and constables to reveal only those with the skills needed for a specific incident, like the closest officer with silver bullets during a werewolf attack.

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  1. Werewolf by gringofrijolero · · Score: 2, Funny

    There wolf... There castle

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  2. Reports indcate... by locust · · Score: 3, Funny

    That the tracking system is turn based and isometric.

    1. Re:Reports indcate... by Itninja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nice! I hope it's called XCOM: Terror from the streets.

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  3. Re:That's a myth.. by Daemonax · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's no moon! That's a werewolf power station!

  4. Pfft by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

    They already tried the system in Australia, but it failed because most people didn't want to dial 666 even if their life depended on it.

  5. Insert Donut Shop Joke Here by studpuppy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wazza matter? They don't know how to use Google maps to pinpoint the closest Dunkin' Donuts and just start looking for cop there like everyone here in NJ does?

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    1. Re:Insert Donut Shop Joke Here by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better be careful there. If their tracking software tries to calculate the distance between vehicles there is potential for a divide by zero error in the vicinity of the donut shop.

  6. Re:That's a myth.. by TimSSG · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's no moon! That's a werewolf power station!

    I think it is an Solar Power Relay Satellite. Tim S

  7. Team America World Police by justinlee37 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds like a job for Team America World Police

    1. Re:Team America World Police by ddusza · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hell Yeah!

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  8. Picking on werewolves by TechwoIf · · Score: 2, Funny

    *grumbles* What did we do to deserve this? --Techwolf

  9. Car 54, Where Are You? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    This technology would destroy the plots of old TV shows like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_54_where_are_you. Hollywood would condemn it.

    But we're all too young to have ever seen that TV show . . . aren't we?

    On the other hand Hollywood celebrities might like the technology if someone could build scanners that spot police cars. If you read http://www.tmz.com/, you would know that those wacky celebrities always manage to bump into a cop while buying drugs, soliciting teenage whores, beating their spouses, etc.

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  10. Re:Sounds like a great plan by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So? You just need to connect to the police server, over a grid of sattelites, trough a russian vpn tunnel, and get the password for the server via social engineering... It's almost too easy, Wayne!

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  11. Re:At first, that glaring picture... by Bobby+Onions · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a met car, not a Norfolk car. Norfolk squad cars look like this: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2279892412_ab358a0a60.jpg

  12. Doughnut shop located at Norfolk HQ by Eclectik · · Score: 2, Funny

    Living in Norwich, I found it extremely amusing that the only Doughnut shop listed from the above search on googlemaps,is in, wait for it,Wymondham! For those not in the know, the Norfolk Constabulary HQ is in, yep, you guessed it - Wymondham!! http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=DoughnutORdonutshopinNorwich http://www.norfolk.police.uk/article.cfm?artID=6439&catID=729&bctrail=0

  13. Re:Can they be tazed as well? by McGiraf · · Score: 3, Funny

    "... They are humans too. ..." [citation needed]