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Work Progresses On 10,000 Year Clock

KindMind writes "CNet has pictures of a planned 10,000 year clock to be built in eastern Nevada by the Long Now Foundation. From the article: 'Running under its own power, the clock is an experiment in art, science, and engineering. The six dials on the face of this machine will represent the year, century, horizons, sun position, lunar phase, and the stars of the night sky over a 10,000-year period. Likely to span multiple generations and evolutions in culture, the thinking and design put into the monument makes it a moving sculpture as beautiful as it is complex.' This was reviewed on Slashdot in 2005. Really cool pictures, including one of a mechanical 'binary computer' that converts the pendulum into positions on the dial."

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  1. Ten thousand year waranty by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    I betcha it breaks 6 months after the warranty expires.

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    1. Re:Ten thousand year waranty by MikeOtl67of · · Score: 4, Funny

      I betcha it breaks 6 months after the warranty expires.

      No worries, you would have lost the receipt!

    2. Re:Ten thousand year waranty by EkriirkE · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...under this extended 999 year warranty. We also insist on diamond encrusted gold monster ball bearings for a much more accurate time keeping."

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    3. Re:Ten thousand year waranty by Cynonamous+Anoward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who the hell would go through the trouble of gold plating and diamond encrusting a monsters balls? sheesh, there are some bored motherf****rs out there...

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    4. Re:Ten thousand year waranty by EkriirkE · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Japanese.

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    5. Re:Ten thousand year waranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "diamond encrusted gold monster ball bearings"

      10 years later, after the next world war, the remaining cave men will (after a few thousand years living in caves) emerge once again, whereupon the tribal elders will use the shiny gold monster balls as symbols of great power and allow them to lead massive armies to great victories and wondrous monuments will be built to honor such wondrous achievements. Future generations will build on the wondrous achievements of their forefathers, until one day ...

      20 goto 10

  2. 12009 by Lakitu · · Score: 5, Funny

    THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 12009

    THE AMERICANS PREDICTED IT

    1. Re:12009 by plsander · · Score: 3, Funny

      So we need to design it so that a door opens and a sign pops out saying some form of "Ha!"

  3. Re:Wow... by robthebloke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mars?

  4. Re:The solution is clear by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

    Again, we're talkin' Best Buy here. The basic warranty is 90 days. The extended warranty for the rest of the 10,000 years cost $OMGTHATSALOTOFMONEY.

    And they won't sell you the clock without the warranty. "Nope, sorry, fresh out, we got a really small allocation from the distribution center. I think you passed the guy who bought the last one walking out of the store as you were walking in. Check at the other store (20 miles) across town. Kthxbye."

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  5. Re:10,000 years by Java+Pimp · · Score: 4, Funny

    In 10000 years after humans are long dead and gone and it has finally wound down its readout will show simply "42".

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  6. Re:10,000 years by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps if more people stopped to consider the future that far in advance, our odds would improve. And perhaps the mere existence of such a clock would encourage a few to do so.

    Ah that's crazy. Any year now, the Yellowstone supervolcano is going to blow, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it. The world will be plunged into a dark ice ages, and that will be the end of us.

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  7. Re:10,000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, the Mayan clock has a digit rollover in December of 2012, and that kind of forward thinking has allowed the Mayans to become one of the dominant cultures in the Western... oh, wait.

  8. 10000 binary years ? by olivier69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have been fooled ! This will last only 16 years !

    And I understand binary !

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  9. Re:Errr by esocid · · Score: 2, Funny

    As opposed to a non-binary computer?

    And yes again.

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  10. Re:10,000 years by Narpak · · Score: 3, Funny

    They'll probably find it an go; "oh my how did those primitive people two thousand years ago build this?!? They can not possible have been smart enough to figure it out on their own; it must have been aliens!"

  11. Re:Wow... by dfm3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alabama.

  12. Re:10,000 years by NevarMore · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's six times nine?

    54

  13. Only possible flaw is: by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone has to enter a code and press execute every 108 minutes.

  14. Re:Errr by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 2, Funny
  15. The Ancient Nevadans by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Children, the ancient Nevadans were a race of people known for their great engineering skills and their faith in the God Roulette, a god that they believed would judge people, punishing them or rewarding them. It is said that with a wave of the hand, the King of the Nevadans could cause a great temple to crash to the ground and then raise a new one up that very day.

    The Nevadan culture built this clock, it will run out in 3 years. They were known for their prophecy. They must have known something we don't. The world will end in the year 12,012. This is off course, a significant number...

    Taken from a lecture at the Art Bell Elementary School in the year 12,009.

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  16. Re:10,000 years by dragonbutt · · Score: 2, Funny

    And when (not if) this clock breaks down, what will that encourage us to do?

    My old wind-up alarm clock is busted but it is still right twice a day.

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  17. Re:10,000 years by adonoman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you just need to set it so that it's showing the right time when you want to wake up, then you'll be able to set the alarm and have it go off at the right time.

    Oh wait...

  18. Re:10,000 years by stonewallred · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should have it count down 10,000 years. Think of the chaos and concern that would cause the future folks.