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Jack Thompson Spams Utah Senate, May Face Legal Action

eldavojohn writes "Yesterday, GamePolitics ran an interesting story about the Utah Senate President threatening Jack Thompson with the CAN-SPAM Act. You might recall Utah being Jack's last hope and hold-out after being disbarred in Florida and more or less made a mockery everywhere else. Well, from Utah's Senate Site, we get the picture of what Jack is up to now: spamming his last friends on the planet. The Salt Lake Tribune is reporting on Senate President Michael Waddoups' statements: 'I asked you before to remove me from your mailing list. I supported your bill but because of the harassment will not again. If I am not removed, I will turn you over to the AG for legal action.' The Salt Lake Tribune reports that Waddoups confirmed on Tuesday that he would attempt to pursue legal action under the federal CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 against Jack Thompson."

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  1. It's guys like him who give lawyers a bad name by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Per subject: it's guys like Jack Thompson who give lawyers a bad name.

    He has lost his mission, he has lost his friends, and what does he do---piss away the last he had.

    Truly this is the time to quote Leia: the more you tighten your grip, the more systems will slip through your fingers.

    Soon, all Jack will have left is an empty clenched fist, which he will be free to wave at anyone passing by his soap box.

    May it be put on a deserted island.

    Now, let's all play a game with tits and guns! :D

    1. Re:It's guys like him who give lawyers a bad name by Bieeanda · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he's sending suggestive e-mails, then he's probably going to end up with one thing in his clenched fist...

  2. Re:Low lifes by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the problem is that not only is this guy Jack Thompson, but he is also a spammer. That is akin to a division by zero or adding multiple infinities - the human mind simply cannot comprehend that level of low.

  3. God Dammit! by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why couldn't he have given us some warning before doing that?

    Now we have to arrange for confetti and parade floats and marching bands all on short notice!

    Does he have any idea how hard it is to get a 500ft Master Chief balloon in just a couple days?

  4. Surprise! by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, from Utah's Senate Site, we get the picture of what Jack is up to now: spamming his last friends on the planet.

    He still has friends?

    1. Re:Surprise! by geobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is the mess that Jack made.

      This is the e-mail
      that caused the mess that Jack made.

      This is the lawsuit
      That came from the e-mail
      That cause the mess that Jack made.

      This is the senator
      Who filed the lawsuit
      That came from the e-mail
      That caused the mess that Jack made.

      This is the Act for reducing spam
      That was used by the senator
      Who filed the lawsuit
      That came from the e-mail
      That caused the mess that Jack made.

      This is the tin of processed ham
      That named the Act for reducing spam
      That was used by the senator
      Who filed the lawsuit
      That came from the e-mail
      That caused the mess that Jack made.

      And after the fine imposed by the court
      The only meal that Jack can afford
      Comes from the tin of processed ham
      That named the Act for reducing spam
      That was used by the senator
      Who filed the lawsuit
      That came from the e-mail
      That caused the mess that Jack made.

      Poor Jack.

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  5. Memo to Jack Thompson: by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Please, please, please, please, please ignore the rantings of those less enlightened than you. You need to keep up the crusade! Don't stop your actions just because of some idle threats! Keep sending them email until they relent! You know so much more than they do! You're the one that's right!

    for those of you that don't understand the above post, please consult your dictionary under the heading "Sarcasm"

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  6. His punishment should be... by VinylRecords · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to complete GTA3, VC, SA, and GTAIV (with DLC) 100%. Story modes, hidden packages, unique jumps, taxi rides, you name it *.

    He can't leave the mental institution they place him in until he beats those games.

    *Gameshark or other cheats no allowed

    1. Re:His punishment should be... by Pop69 · · Score: 4, Funny

      *Gameshark or other cheats no allowed

      He's allowed hot coffee now and again isn't he ?

  7. This is great! by mc1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember a time when Jack Thompson angered me for his ignorance, but now, its better than daytime soap opera drama! He's like the Al Sharpton of video game violence or something, and at this point no one is taking him seriously anyway. I love a good Jack Thompson headline these days, makes me feel better about myself.

  8. Ob. XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is there an appropriate XKCD to help me understand this Jack Thompson entity?

  9. Re:Low lifes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pittsburgh fans. Oh wait, you already said rapists and murderers...

  10. Circling the Drain by gzine · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how long until Jack's career is reduced to fetish porn to support his drug addiction?

  11. Email Past It's Prime by kenp2002 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Email has become a victim of its (or is it it's) own success. Now we are moving to invite only systems like IM. What we really need is a replacement electronic messaging platform with some form of "postage". I for one suggest teaming up with Stanford and get folding@home a form of postage. Sender must complete 1 work unit for every message sent to a non-registered recipient (a.k.a 1 WU = 1 unsolicited message.)

    In addition the government should provide each citizen an official goverment mailbox for non-critical information [INFO] level messages that are from goverment to citizens. Attached to that mailbox is your current legal residence location for automatic filtering and routing Senator and House member email, never forgetting who your represenatives are!

    Anyone wanna help put a demo together?

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  12. Well.... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's because you followed the Gourd instead of the Shoe!

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  13. Re:Low lifes by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, Yankee fans are merely cocky and arrogant. You're looking for Red Sox fans.

    ObDisclaimer: IANA Yankee Fan.

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  14. Please don't make this mistake again ... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Truly this is the time to quote Leia: ..."

    Truly, there is never a time to quote Leia. Not even on Slashdot. Truly.

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    1. Re:Please don't make this mistake again ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truly, there is never a time to quote Leia. Not even on Slashdot. Truly.

      I know. Somehow, I've always known.

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  15. Re:Jack Thompson is right: it's NOT spam. by geobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's time to create a new term for the reasoning used by lawyers: lawgic. It's just like logic, except that... well, actually it's nothing like logic; that's why we need a special term.

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  16. Jack Thompson is a good person by rwwyatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next to him, I appear to be sane. I can always point to the fact that Jack Thompson hasn't been committed yet when they come to take me away!

  17. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi Jack! Nice of you to join us!

  18. Re:Low lifes by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there any lower life form than a spammer?

    Yes. Those users who actually care that your penis and breasts are too small, and actually want to sell you enhancement products.

    Also, there's that one Nigerian guy who is really offering you the money for real.

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  19. Re:Low lifes by WCguru42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, advanced Calculus, where some infinities aren't quite as big as other infinities. That, like much of semiconductor physics, I take on faith and trust that smarter people have done their work correctly.

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  20. Re:So, what was it? by WCguru42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    These tactics remind me of a trick on how to check out other girls with your significant other present: feigned outrage.

    "Wow look at her shes wearing almost nothing at all. Will you look at that top? You can almost see right down her shirt. And look at those pants! They are so tight they show everything. Disgusting isn't it?"

    And that actually worked for you? No offense, but you need to find smarter women to date.

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  21. Re:Of course by Kabuthunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course! All of those completely unwanted emails can just be replied to with something along the lines of "remove" in the subject line.

    It completely works, and won't fulfill the sole purpose of confirming that your email address is valid and active.

    I've been doing this with every spam message I receive. On a completely unrelated note, I think spam is getting worse nowadays. But no worries, I set up an auto-reply to send a kind response to each one of them, requesting my removal. But I'd swear, I think spam volume is going up exponentially since I started doing that. Strange...

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  22. Re:This is just more proof by Utoxin · · Score: 2, Funny

    He also sent a letter to Take-Two chairman Strauss Zelnick's attorney, addressed to Zelnick's mother, in which Thompson accused her son of "doing everything he possibly can to sell as many copies of GTA: IV to teen boys in the United States, a country in which your son claims you raised him to be a 'a Boy Scout'. ... More like the Hitler Youth, I would say."

    Wait... he triggered Godwin's Law? No wonder he's having all these problems!

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  23. Re:So, what was it? by nevillethedevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if he wants to keep looking at other women he doesn't.

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  24. Re:Low lifes by sloth10k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we need something to do during baseball season...

  25. Re:This is just more proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not what you do, but what you believe that gets you into heaven. You can sin your entire life but if you accept Jesus on your deathbed, you will go to heaven.

    You can try do good deeds your entire life but without being reborn with the belief of Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you will spend eternity burning in the lake of fire.