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James Bond Villain Data Center
jeet writes "Data centers are boring and NOCs are doubly so. But this one sure beats all of them. Found this video of a data center suited for james bond villain on Data Center Knowledge website.
The facility is established in a hydrogen bomb safe bunker and has generators used in German submarines. The CEO takes you around and shows some other cool features."
Where is hank scorpio's office?
I feel like there should've been sharks with lasers in there somewhere.
Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
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Thy typo come,
Thy story be run,
Although it is not accurate.
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The bandwidth, and the compulsive page reloading,
As long as we have wireless.
First post.
512 MB RAM, 20 GB disk, 200 GB transfer, five datacenters. $19.95/month.
I saw no cats.
Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?
because hydrogen-bomb proof locations are so much cheaper to build yourself! Menards has a kits for sale I hear.
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
10 out of 10 Bond girls concur!
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You sure are shitty grammer police!
Fixed that for you.
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No, I think you misunderstood GP's comment title.
It's an reference to one of Kelsey Grammer's many movie roles: Police Detective Brunner in Even Money.
I don't know why GP poster would make an off-topic reference to an obscure and forgettable movie less than 2 years old. But the Slashdot moves in mysterious ways, and its ways are not our ways.
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Looks like a good place for TPB to set up and lock the door.
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