James Bond Villain Data Center
jeet writes "Data centers are boring and NOCs are doubly so. But this one sure beats all of them. Found this video of a data center suited for james bond villain on Data Center Knowledge website.
The facility is established in a hydrogen bomb safe bunker and has generators used in German submarines. The CEO takes you around and shows some other cool features."
More and more stories of data centers in random recycled locations like churches and stuff. Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?
Does it have dime-a-dozen henchmen that attempt to stop you as you stop by to service your colo box?
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Where is hank scorpio's office?
Which reveals much more about the CEO. He's obviously very nervous about how much he spent building it. Still, it's worthy of some ill tempered sea bass.
I feel like there should've been sharks with lasers in there somewhere.
Obviously that is the place to be for all startups wishing to "take over the world."
With or without the laser equipped sharks.
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anywhere, somewhat tarnishes the James Bond image. And did the pond contain piranas ?
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We've read about this particular data center before, though we didn't have this video. The first link in TFA has layouts and other pictures. Very cool.
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There are extra costs associated with refurbishing an existing location and the costs might be as high as building from scratch. There is however ONE important difference. Planning permissions. The old building is already there, nobody can complain about it being build anymore because it has already been build.
For some locations there might even be restrictions on tearing it down.
Constructing from new would also have the expense of first tearing the old stuff down. All in all, re-using a building is often very attractive.
In this case, an old bunker is very expensive to build it again. The bunker is there, you either let it rot (WW2 bunkers are still standing beause they are WAY to expensive to tear down) or use it again. The costs wouldn't even be that high, it is a big concrete building, what extra costs are there compared to outfitting a newly build building?
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Fixed that for you.
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No, I think you misunderstood GP's comment title.
It's an reference to one of Kelsey Grammer's many movie roles: Police Detective Brunner in Even Money.
I don't know why GP poster would make an off-topic reference to an obscure and forgettable movie less than 2 years old. But the Slashdot moves in mysterious ways, and its ways are not our ways.
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the villain's datacenter usually explodes when either a computer overloads, or someone unplugs the wrong circuitboard
@0:29 Stockholm, Sweden - April 20, 2009 ?
but does it have half-monkey half-pony monsters? Hungry wolves patrolling the grounds?
Whadday mean, it's not inside a mountain? Color me "meh."
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We're featuring this video on Data Center Knowledge, but it was shot by Dean Nelson of Data Center Pulse, a relatively new industry group focused on information-sharing between end users (vendors and consultants are excluded). DCP started last fall as a group on LinkedIn, and also has a channel on YouTube with weekly webcasts and some other interesting videos. The group has more than 800 members already.
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Great place to build a place to live too.
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Looks like something right out of Golden Eye... Love it.
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Apparently those German submarine generators aren't so hot as the server is currently down. I'll like to read TFA please.
It's a data center . It's also in an awesome location (Stockholm), and the building itself (internal and external) looks amazing. You don't have to be a nerd to at least see that this is an interesting bit of information about a uniquely designed data center.
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.. filled with pretty pictures. http://www.bahnhof.se/pionen/gallery/ We're using this hall since a few months back now. They're very solid, good setup. Very futuristic entrances (sliding doors and the whole shebang).
Welcome to last year...
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Are servers dropped into a Piranha filled pool when they fail?
Not Off topic. Anon is correct. This was on Slashdot before. This is a repeat news item and a waste of Slashdot space. Can the reviewers wake up please?
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We've been cool. We just weren't telling you because you say things like "WAY FUCKING COOL !!!".
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I must do some digging - I'm not sure it's quite willing to advertise itself so publicly (they're in general very discrete), but I know there's at least one datacenter in Switzerland built along the same lines. I just don't know if they have gone for the dramatic decoration as well (which is IMHO a good lot of fun).
I rather like the idea of a self sustaining facility, but for a house. I just don't like the idea of several tonnes of rock above me..
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I swear I've seen this posted here in the last 12 months.
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if is doesn't have anti cruise systems (Tom Cruise not Cruise missile). lots of easily killed faceless henchmen in black uniforms and big rooms of people practicing marshal arts in ninja costumes it's not a James Bond villain datacenter.
I didn't see a picture of one stinking deathray where are the tanks of sharks with fickin laser beams?
unless its run by a loopy (possibly ex-nazi) scientist in a wheelchair with prosthetic limbs that do cool stuff like shoot poison gas. I am not impressed.
Did they issue demands or are they implicated in world domination? is it owned by Rupert Murdoch?
This is news for nerds not architects.
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Is that Bill Gates? So that's why he retired!
The exterior walls are precast concrete panels clad with pink-colored Swedish granite faces.
It is often described as one of the most secure buildings in America, and was designed to be self-sufficient and protected from nuclear fallout for up to two weeks after a nuclear blast.
I bet that would be more expensive to build new than use an existing bunker. Anyway, despite what the article says, I think the thing is an eye sore.
This is why I require all my IT staff to learn karate. Although usually a box of doughnuts will stop the colo crew in their tracks without resorting to any violence.
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It's basically a bunker with plants. Probably so they can get people to work there.
I used to work for a company that put computer installations in Cheyenne Mountain. Few people wanted to work inside the mountain. The USAF is not big on interior decoration.
it will fail? like all Bond Villains?
The only thing that is more precarious then the life span of a Bond villain, is the life span of a Bond girl.
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"Broadband operator Bahnhof has begun destroying the IP address details of its customers in an open and fully legal bid to undermine Sweden's new anti-file sharing laws."
http://www.thelocal.se/18882/20090416/
Yes, the facility is "cool". I was there a few weeks ago but other than that here are three BIG reasons not to host with them:
1) Latency issues (we suspect over-sold with DSL)
2) Non-24 hour access with very expensive remote hands (300EUR an hour)
3) The CEO is a douche bag. You just going to have to trust me on this one.
Because you know the Germans make good stuff!
1. underground bunker. Check 2. futuristic furniture. Check 3. case mod diesels. Check 4. matching orange jump suits for workers. ? where are the jump suits?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.