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Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids
mikeljnola writes with an excerpt from NOLA.com that says state senator Danny Martiny (R-Kenner) will introduce a bill to the Louisiana legislature on April 27 to "'make it illegal to "create or attempt to create a human-animal hybrid, ... transfer or attempt to transfer a human embryo into a non-human womb ... (or) transfer or attempt to transfer a non-human embryo into a human womb."' With budget cuts all around, our struggling state is concerned with the eminent danger of human-animal hybrids. The upside is that the odds of the Louisiana becoming the Bayous of Dr. Boudreaux are now even slimmer."
So much for ever getting a real catgirl :/
If sharing a song makes you a pirate, what do I have to share to be a ninja?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Only bans the transfer of an embryo into a womb? Guess I can still have sex with my cow then. Hang tight, Betsy, I'macomin'!
I want my Monkey-Man!
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Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Usually Louisiana and Alabama are on the cutting edge of scientific advancement.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Gotta love the Catholic Church, the bastions of innovation and human progress that they are. Not.
Hi, Orleron, we need to talk. It's me, the 1990s. judging by that last sentence fragment negating the previous sentence to it, you were sentient during my reign on earth. Unfortunately, there's a court order demanding I keep all of my belongings out of other decades. Yeah, I've got Vanilla Ice in my garage and all copies of Armageddon in my living room.
Frankly, you need to stop with all my phrases. I'd issue a DMCA take down notice if I wasn't ordered to keep those also relegated to the 90s. As it turns out, these jokes aren't funny, Ace of Base is not good music and having your own GeoCities page doesn't make you cool.
If the other decades are reading this, I'm sorry for screwing everything up and it's in your hands now, 00s.
...then only the criminals will have human-animal hybrids.
Four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still. -C. Coolidge
Oh! That's right... I went there!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Ever been to Mardi Gras? The human-animal hybrid ship sailed long, long ago.
1 in 4 Maine children in struggle with hunger.
my Republican elephant and Democratic donkey hybrids...
Because the first 6 letters match the word mitochlorian and we all know what a bad fucking move that was ;)
Me failed English...
FreeBSD over Linux. If my comments seem odd, this may explain...
"The Bayous of Dr. Boudreaux", my God that's funny. Give whoever first coined that phrase a cookie!
That would reduce the risk for the mother; I doubt it would reduce it for the child.
I couldn't disagree more. Machines have an excellent track record for accuracy, compared to humans. During the experimental stage, it might be dangerous for mother and child, but when the technology matures, it will be safer for both, and lots of people will be doing it. There will, of course, always be people who prefer the old fashioned way.
The one thing that would quickly decrease the risks of pregnancy to absolutely zero is an artificial womb!
Hooray! Somebody finally found something in this universe that has absolutely zero risk! And it involves babies and surgery!