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Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids

Posted by timothy on from the gas-electric-hybrids-only dept.

mikeljnola writes with an excerpt from NOLA.com that says state senator Danny Martiny (R-Kenner) will introduce a bill to the Louisiana legislature on April 27 to "'make it illegal to "create or attempt to create a human-animal hybrid, ... transfer or attempt to transfer a human embryo into a non-human womb ... (or) transfer or attempt to transfer a non-human embryo into a human womb."' With budget cuts all around, our struggling state is concerned with the eminent danger of human-animal hybrids. The upside is that the odds of the Louisiana becoming the Bayous of Dr. Boudreaux are now even slimmer."

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  1. Larger Crawfish is a Crawdaddy! by Dareth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you call them "Crawdaddy" they taste bigger when you eat them!

    Oh, and don't suck the heads, they got tiny little brains up there, but plenty of sex organs and fat!

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:Larger Crawfish is a Crawdaddy! by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      " If you call them "Crawdaddy" they taste bigger when you eat them! Oh, and don't suck the heads, they got tiny little brains up there, but plenty of sex organs and fat!"

      Call them that down here, and they'll know you're a tourist. Hehehe.

      Yep, crawfish have it made. They get their tails pinched, and their heads sucked.

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  2. Re:Damn by Lensman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh well I guess that means Peter Parker will be banned from Louisiana....

    "Spider-Law, Spider-Law. 'Cause some nut job priest was outraged at what he saw..."