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Hawking Expecting To Make Full Recovery

explosivejared writes "Yesterday we discussed the medical scare that physicist Stephen Hawking was going through. Happily, his website has posted a succinct statement that he is being kept for observation, but he is comfortable and expecting a full recovery."

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  1. Full Recovery? by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are any of us expected to make a full recovery?

    Life is the leading cause of death, ya know.

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    1. Re:Full recovery? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny


      So he's going to be up and out of that wheelchair in no time, eh?

      The brain transplant went well.

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    2. Re:Full Recovery? by Bitch-Face+Jones · · Score: 0, Troll

      wow you're a pretty deep thinker

    3. Re:Full Recovery? by chord.wav · · Score: 2

      Are any of us expected to make a full recovery?

      You are a sysadmin, right?

    4. Re:Full Recovery? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Life is the leading cause of death, ya know."

      "Death and the sun are not to be looked at steadily." François de La Rochefoucauld

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    5. Re:Full Recovery? by Ractive · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Life is the leading cause of death, ya know.

      It's not really the cause but it's indeed a requirement.

    6. Re:Full Recovery? by jd · · Score: 1

      By full, I take it they mean of the chest infection, not that they're experimenting with stem cell therapy to replace the motor neurons in his brain and spinal cord. (Though if they got to that point before he was too old to operate on, it might be kinda cool.)

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    7. Re:Full Recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but will he ever walk again????

      One way ticket, please

    8. Re:Full Recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His name is Stephen Hawking not Stephen Walking.

    9. Re:Full Recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn him into a kick ass bird?

    10. Re:Full recovery? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      I hope good ol' Stephen enjoys his renewed life as a 20-something leggy blond. Or should I say 'Stephany'.

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    11. Re:Full Recovery? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      He has so many things wrong with him that they may conspire to keep alive indefinitely. Maybe Stephen Hawking is how we will all wind up.

    12. Re:Full Recovery? by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      life is a fatal std

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    13. Re:Full Recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You are a sysadmin, right?

      alt.sysadmin.recovery doesn't actually work, you know :(

    14. Re:Full Recovery? by Geminii · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for "...expected to make a full recovery, and is already training for the Boston Marathon."

    15. Re:Full Recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why don't they just turn him off and back on again. That usually fixes it.

  2. Good to hear! by xmason · · Score: 0

    Otherwise, this utopia would be more like a Fruitopia.

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  3. I'm a physicist myself by adpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but I admire his skill when it comes to explaing the complicated stuff to the masses. Go Stephen!

  4. Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by damburger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The man is a survivor, that is for sure. I saw him lecture a few months ago, and is still on form. He will still answer the dumbest questions from any snide creationist or just plain ignorant member of the public - even though it took him considerable effort to compose a response.

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    1. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you happen to work for CNN as a journalist? Des Moines Register maybe? If you don't you should.

    2. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      How long does it take him now? I attended a lecture probably a decade ago at CalTech, and he took questions but was able to answer only one or two in the 45 minutes that followed. I've heard that the technology for his communications has been improved, but not to what degree.

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    3. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a sampling of common Q&A from creationists answered by Hawking.

    4. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 0

      "He will still answer the dumbest questions from any snide creationist..."

      You do realize that there are snide believers in evolution, also...right? Just being a creationist doesn't make someone "snide".

      Not looking for an argument, by any means...just pointing that out.

    5. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by damburger · · Score: 1

      About the same - although he might have got an extra question if his helper hadn't been too busy fielding questions himself to notice the cheek mounted sensor wasn't calibrated right.

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    6. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by damburger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well one of the questions was 'IF the universe is expanding, where is it expanding from' and the other was 'What happened before the big bang' (I paraphrase in both cases).

      Both had a tone in their voice suggesting they had some uber-clever question with which to catch out probably the greatest living British mind, and both asked questions that could've been answered by myself or any of the about 50 people from the physics department who attended the lecture. It angered me, I must say.

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    7. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by damburger · · Score: 1

      You didn't hear these people. Their questions were hostile, and pretty fucking dumb.

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    8. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

      GP had it right. Snide evolutionists don't bother asking such questions of Hawking. Since he's, you know, not a biologist.

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    9. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You do realize that there are snide believers in evolution, also...right? Just being a creationist doesn't make someone "snide".

      The GP was using an adjective to modify the noun in the sentence- 'creationist.' If every creationist were snide, he wouldn't have used the adjective because it would have been redundant. He chose to call the creationists in this scenario 'snide' because they were asking rudimentary questions to a man for whom communication is a great chore.

      I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I'll point out that the GP did not apply other adjectives to the creationists that might have seemed redundant.

    10. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You didn't hear these people. Their questions were hostile, and pretty fucking dumb.

      So maybe that particular talk brought out an especially dumb sample of Creationists.

      Does this really tell us much about the general population of Creationists vs. the general population of non-Creationists? It's a pretty small sample.

    11. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize that there are snide believers in evolution, also...right?

      So? If there weren't snide evolutionists asking questions at the event on which the description was based, the fact that they exist elsewhere is irrelevant. The use of a adjective along with a noun usually suggests that the adjective is adding additional information that is not implicit in the noun, and also usually does not mean that there are no instances where the same adjective would apply to other nouns, even ones that are semantically opposed to the one being used in the present sentence.

      Just being a creationist doesn't make someone "snide".

      If it did, the phrase "snide creationist" would be redundant, so the mere use of the phrase suggests, indeed, that the GP realizes that.

      Not looking for an argument, by any means...just pointing that out.

      ...in a context in which it is completely irrelevant. If you aren't trolling, exactly what are you doing?

    12. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Or anyone with a rudimentary science education.

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    13. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2

      Don't get upset with creationists for putting forth poor arguments. Encourage them to continue. It will only make them more irrelevant.

    14. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most of them really ARE that dumb. There's a few who are fairly well educated but they have to take a lot of effort to make the world around us fit into a 2000 year-old fairy tale and still be plausible.

      Call me small-minded. Call me a bigot. I don't care, as far as I'm concerned they are a plague that's long outlived their usefulness.

    15. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe in evolution. Evolution exists regardless of my belief, unlike god, which doesn't exist at all.

      The theory of evolution is a fairly precise description/model of processes we observe occurring and have evidence for. If we some how ceased to be, evolution would continue on its merry way. Can't say that about religion or god.

    16. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by mangu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just being a creationist doesn't make someone "snide".

      Since English is not my first language, I had to consult a dictionary on this: snide - sly and malicious, which got me to sly - skillful at trickery or deceit

      Well, yes, "snide" pretty much describes every creationist person I ever knew or heard about.

    17. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by publiclurker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd say skilled is not a word usually used when referring to creationists. While they always try to use trickery and deceit, they are rarely skilled at it.

    18. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only the bigtime professional pushers of it. Most of the followers of creationism are just uneducated (how many /.ers have had more biology than high school? How many have had more than freshman level at university?) and haven't given it much thought, trusting their preachers who most likely aren't any better informed or thoughtful on the matter.

    19. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, this individual story might not tell us much but there's a lot of evidence that creationists are in general dumber and less educated than the general populace. (This is assuming that we define creationist to not mean "belief that God created the world" but rather almost any statement that makes more or less concrete claims about the role that God had in the universe). The GSS data is very strong in this regard, showing that there's a strong correlation between having a large vocabulary (which is a useful proxy for intelligence)and acceptance of evolution.http://www.halfsigma.com/2008/02/who-believes-in.html. Similar results occur when you look at SAT scores and IQ tests. In particular, Protestant denominations which are avowedly Young Earth Creationist have lower average SAT scores and IQ scores. See for example http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/2008/05/biblical_literalism_or_low_iq.php which shows an extremely strong inverse correlations between the fraction of a denomination that ascribes to Biblical literalism and the IQ score (seriously, R^2 is around .86. You almost never get social science data that shows that strong a correlation).

      One thing to keep in mind is that this doesn't necessarily mean that this doesn't necessarily imply that evolution is more likely to be correct or that the smart people are paying more attention to the evidence. Razib Khan, who put together the quick little analysis linked to above about IQ and Biblical literalism, has suggested (can't find link right now unfortunately) that smart people are more likely to believe ideas from other smart people and that this accounts for some of the strong correlation between intelligence and acceptance of evolution.

    20. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 0

      Mangu,

      Sounds like you've met some rude creationists. While I stand by my comment that being a creationist doesn't make someone "snide" I definitely agree that there are snide creationists...just like there's snide people in all walks of life.

      Even as a creationist, I get annoyed with those who simply repeat what they've heard over and over again, instead of original thinking and true discussion.

      I enjoy good discussions with folks with opposing viewpoints. Doesn't mean I'm ever out to change anyone's mind...I enjoy learning why other people believe the way they do. Otherwise life would be boring, wouldn't it?

      If all someone does is spend time around people who agree with them in everything, they will never improve themself. Being willing to discuss without becoming either defensive or combative is a valuable skill that's seriously lacking in the world. Gasp...even here at /. !

      While I am a creationist, I think Stephen Hawking is probably one of the ten smartest people on the planet (ever). And I'm probably being conservative with that estimate.

      Jesus never once tried to force His views one anyone. He just answered questions as they were put to Him and let folks make up their own minds. I really liked His style.

      I was just providing a counter point to what I thought was an overly-broad painting of creationists.

      -JJS

    21. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know... I always thought "what happened before the Big Bang" is a good question. I am still expecting a convincing answer.

      I have heard that there was no time "before the Big Bang" because timespace is a single thing, but that only makes me wonder what triggered time or how matter could exist outside space, since there was no time.

      Then, I get an explanation about how particles appear and disapear, coming and going from "somewhere else" (sorry, I don't remember the right term) without an apparent reason and how this happens all the time, but was particulary important when the matter was concentrated in one point.

      This doesn't seem very rudimentary for me, I feel that I'm lacking information. Like: where exactly does the particles come from and if the particle appearing/disappearing happens in such small scale, how did the massively dense universe get formed.

      ...even google failed me.

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    22. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If our sample is every creationist who's espoused their views loudly and inappropriately, like for example at a school board meeting, or while talking to a world renowned physicist, then I'd say that yes, they really are that snide. And obnoxious. And brainlessly, knuckle-draggingly stupid. And, lest we forget, hostile.

      Perhaps your sample of creationists consist entirely of the benign variety. The ones who don't try to force their beliefs on others, don't scream bloody murder about children being given a basic dumbed down science education, don't try their level best to have the last century and a half of biology labelled a mistake, solely because it conflicts with their overly rigid faith. If you know these benign sort personally (and I know a few myself) then I could see them giving you a better impression than the rest. Aside from disagreeing with them, I find that they're not a bad sort. Most are of the type who actually take their Christianity seriously, and do their best not to be jerks about it.

      But make no mistake. When you see the word "creationist" come up on /. we're not talking about that sample group. We're talking about the sample group that yells the loudest. The ones that every remotely scientifically literate person in the western hemisphere has run afoul of at least once.

      And yes, the malignant ones can and do pester people like Hawking. Go figure, he's a scientist, that makes him the Enemy in their warped view of things.

    23. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      >>You do realize that there are snide believers in evolution, also...right?

      It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide!

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    24. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by Raenex · · Score: 2, Informative

      The common answer by scientists is quite unconvincing, and what it really amounts to is "sorry, can't explain it, the equations don't go back any further". A year or two ago I saw a Hawking video (covered on Slashdot) where he actually addressed this question as part of the presentation, and he gave the answer as a joke along the lines that God created Hell for people who asked such questions.

    25. Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Great post. Wish I could mod it up.

  5. Rushing to Death by pleappleappleap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But still, there's not reason to help death on its rounds...

    I, for one, am glad Professor Hawking is expected to recover.

  6. Amazing by No2Gates · · Score: 0

    The fact that he has lived this long with this disease when almost everyone else would have passed a long time ago is a miracle in itself.

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    1. Re:Amazing by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. There's nothing miraculous about a low probability occurrence. Given a large enough sample, low probability results are likely and expected; the absence of someone with unusual survival would be much more significant.

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    2. Re:Amazing by Meshugga · · Score: 1

      No it is, because it is HIM, not one of the other one-in-a-hundredthousand who suffer from ALS at a certain point in time and die within 2-5 years after the first signs.

  7. Full recovery? by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    So he's going to be up and out of that wheelchair in no time, eh?

  8. They finally checked on him by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Until then, it was 50-50. But as soon as the doctors observed him, the state of his health collapsed to one state: full recovery.

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    1. Re:They finally checked on him by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Hawking's observed photon trace virtualized into a Hawking-antiHawking pair. AntiHawking fell into a black hole, and we're recovering Hawking.

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    2. Re:They finally checked on him by jd · · Score: 1

      Maybe the anti-Hawking is merely employing the newly-discovered form of tunneling, as discussed in a prior article. We need to establish a Casimir Effect such as to exclude the anti-Hawking particle from being a valid state. Do you think if we made him a tinfoil hat, it would work?

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    3. Re:They finally checked on him by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      AntiHawking fell into a black hole, and we're recovering Hawking.

      Wait a minute... Stephen Hawking didn't used to have a goatee... We saved the wrong one!

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    4. Re:They finally checked on him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a Fry Hole?

    5. Re:They finally checked on him by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Finally, unified field theory in terms I can understand!!

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    6. Re:They finally checked on him by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If he's anything like Spock, we saved the right one. Leonard Nimoy looked fresh with a goatee.

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    7. Re:They finally checked on him by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      They must have put him in a coffin. Thankfully, when they opened it he was alive.

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  9. Something sounds fishy... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    First we hear that he's near death, now he's going to recover... it's almost as if he got trapped in a black hole, and was only able to escape by spawning an anti-Hawking to be left inside... yes, that's the only thing that makes sense.

    1. Re:Something sounds fishy... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Yes. First he has a bandage on his forehead, then it is gone. First he's near death, then he's fine. Hmmm. Almost as if there is some Alternative Factor at work here.

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  10. Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to go Hawking, keep on kickin'!!

    Ooooo, is that in bad taste?

  11. Cure for ALS by Chameleon+Man · · Score: 0

    Perhaps he found the cure for ALS...shred all his grant money and inject himself with it.

  12. Recovery by KingPin27 · · Score: 1

    Comfortable and expecting to make a full recovery --- As comfortable as a dying man can be I'm sure. Makes me wonder why he'd even want to recover. What amazes me most is his strong will to live - going from being a graduate student with a prognoses of months to live to living years and beating major odds. My thoughts are with you Mr. Hawking - here's to a speedy recovery.

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  13. Obviously he will recover by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously Dr. Hawking will recover - he has not yet found a full Grand Unified Theory integrating quantum mechanics and gravity. That's the deal he made with Death - he gets to have that theory published before he dies.

    A much better gambit than challenging The Grim Reaper to chess. Or Twister, even.

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    1. Re:Obviously he will recover by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Similar to this.

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    2. Re:Obviously he will recover by jd · · Score: 1

      The deal requires that Death be listed as co-author and gets 25% on the movie rights. Oh, and the movie is to have a major role for Binky.

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    3. Re:Obviously he will recover by Abreu · · Score: 1

      The deal requires that Death be listed as co-author and gets 25% on the movie rights. Oh, and the movie is to have a major role for Binky.

      [SQUEAK]

      Oh, and the Death of Rats too!

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    4. Re:Obviously he will recover by daveime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I GET 100% OF EVERYTHING.

  14. Bloody good show by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

    rj

  15. sweet zombie jesus by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Any day in which Professor Farnsworth makes for two front-page tags is a good day.

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  16. Funny tags by kushiague · · Score: 1

    You guys crack me up: "natural20"

    I wish I would make those saves when i come down with a flu, but then again i'm not as badass as Stephen Hawking.

    Cheers.

    1. Re:Funny tags by banffbug · · Score: 1

      I laughed pretty hard at "natural20" as well. Very fitting and well chosen, tagger gods.

  17. Ok, two things by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comfortable and expecting to make a full recovery --- As comfortable as a dying man can be I'm sure. Makes me wonder why he'd even want to recover.

    First thing - we're all dying. Right now. Sure, Mr. Hawking has a name for what he's dying from and you don't (yet), but mortality is pretty much a constant. Just because your fate hasn't been given a label yet doesn't mean you don't have one. You do, just like everyone else. Including Mr. Hawking. I hope you're "as comfortable" as you can be too.

    Second thing. Any sick person wants to recover. And that means you too. I guarantee if you were in a similar state you'd want to live just as much as...well, as anyone else. There's more to life than being able to walk around the block. There's art, music, science, math, and a host of other things you don't need a functioning body to enjoy.

    My best friend from college has crippling MS. He's wheelchair bound. And he's one of the craziest and most fun people I've ever known. And at the time had an astonishingly hot girlfriend.

    Life has far bigger parameters than you imply.

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    1. Re:Ok, two things by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      You said that much more nicely and with greater sophistication than I would have. Cheers.

    2. Re:Ok, two things by ekhben · · Score: 1

      First thing. The label you're looking for is "senescence." Not everyone has it. It only occurs in older people. It will develop in everyone, but the key processes involved in aging do not happen in the young. So, no. Not everyone is dying of something right now.

      Second thing. You're so remarkably far away from reality that I'm just going to leave you with two words that you can google at your own leisure. Euthanasia. Suicide.

    3. Re:Ok, two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's art, music, science, math, and a host of other things you don't need a functioning body to enjoy.

      What about sex?

    4. Re:Ok, two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you need to know?

    5. Re:Ok, two things by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      What about sex?

      If sex was a person's only reason for being alive, the highest UID on /. would be in the low 100's. And marriage would be illegal.

      BTW, Mr. Hawking has fathered three children, and all after his diagnosis.

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  18. Thank the Creator by masmullin · · Score: 0

    Amen!

  19. So much better than... by erlkonig · · Score: 1

    I'm glad he's going to be okay! And this is so much better than putting him in a completely isolated box and thinking, with uncertainty, "well, he's probably...".

  20. So much more to offer by GNUCyberKat · · Score: 1

    I am very glad to hear that he is recovering from the immediate health concerns. Despite his age combined with his Lou Gehrig's disease, he potentially has so much more to offer the scientific world specifically and humanity in general. His mind is clear and simply, utterly amazing.

    It should be said that through his book, A Brief History of Time, that he has encourage many people otherwise ignorant of science to not only better understand our universe but to do so with enjoyment and sometimes passion. It is not too often that a scientist can elicit that level of societal consciousness.

    It would be a shame for him to become fully incapacitated or die and eliminate the greatest modern looking-glass into the world of physics and science.

    1. Re:So much more to offer by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      I sometimes worry about his quality of life. I have read several of his books. According to the latest one I read, given his longevity, he is not sure he has Lou Gehrig's disease or if it is a similar but not as quickly fatal disorder. He reports he has now lost the ability to judge distances. Hopefully, the disorder will not affect his higher faculties.

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  21. Good! by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm glad to hear it.

    These things are relative, of course: Professor Hawking's "good health" is a serious illness by most usual standards. He's not a young man, either.

    Nevertheless, I wish him well.

    ...laura

  22. Re:Answering questions by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    THIS is the man who needs the slashdot meme form!

    "Your questions fails for the following reasons:

    Creationism
    Snide
    Hostile
    Answered in Intro Biology page 43.

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  23. MOD PARENT UP by Torodung · · Score: 1

    That is EXACTLY what I thought.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Torodung · · Score: 1

      And even funnier. I have mod points and didn't realize it. DUH.

      Hopefully I will make a full recovery as well. ;^)

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  24. Hawking medical care taken over by oracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The end is naught nigh

  25. Living, is a very dangerous activity . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . no one has been able to survive it yet.

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    1. Re:Living, is a very dangerous activity . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...yet it's still the more popular of the alternatives.

    2. Re:Living, is a very dangerous activity . . . by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      So you never heard of that MacLeod guy?

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    3. Re:Living, is a very dangerous activity . . . by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      I have.

    4. Re:Living, is a very dangerous activity . . . by kalirion · · Score: 1

      . . . no one has been able to survive it yet.

      Close to 6.8 billion people would beg to differ.

  26. Re:hawking is proof there is no god by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

    Au contraire.

    Professor Hawking is the living proof that there is a god and that he gets thoroughly pissed from time to time.

    I suppose it's time to look into the living brain project.

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    -- Put crudely, the world is an extremely large problem instance. (Russel/Norvig Artificial Intelligence)
  27. Re:hawking is proof there is no god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you must feel awesome there in your mom's basement, posting death wishes anonymously on Slashdot!

  28. Re:hawking is proof there is no god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proof there is a god: your unoriginal post has not been mod'ed troll.

    Or, if you prefer, the very fact that you're able to post such a comment is proof enough for me of life's eternal love.

  29. "Fuck You, Death!..." by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    "...I win again!"

    (Title track on the next MC Hawking album.)

    Back off, Grim Reaper! The Hawkman has business to take care of.

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    Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
  30. This is good news! I don't have to cry now!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost was.

  31. Thank goodness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Vice Presidential Action Rangers were already down one!

  32. Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a difference between expecting to make a full recovery and expected to make a full recovery.

  33. He's back and badder than ever... by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1
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    throw new NoSignatureException();
  34. Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great news.

    Seems like a good time to note that it's my humble belief that Newtonian gravity
    should be multiplied by a cosine with a wavelength about as long as a galaxy is wide,
    due to a low-energy wave expression via rotating gravity force vectors from gravitons.

    It's apparently why ring galaxies arise. Take a look at Hoag's galaxy if you want to see
    a well-developed ring.

    I've one-upped Einstein, thanks in no small part to public-domain images from the Hubble
    Space Telescope.