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  1. Well, everything's stolen nowadays... on iPad Just Another TV Set? · · Score: 0

    ...Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!

  2. Re:How is plannet formed? on First Probe To Orbit Mercury May Help Us Learn How Planets Form · · Score: 0

    They need to do way instain solarsystem who kill thier plannetss. becuse these plannet cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a solarsystem in andrommedah who had kill her three plannets. they are taking the three plannet back to milkyway too solarsysteem to rest my pary are with the staar who lost his plannetts; i am truley sorry for your lots

  3. Re:Really? on BitTorrent and Khan Academy To Distribute Education · · Score: 0

    Chaka Khan
    Chaka Khan
    Chaka Khan let me love you let me rock you Chaka Khan

  4. ReactOS... on ReactOS Being Rewritten, Gets Wine Infusion · · Score: 0

    ...the Duke Nukem Forever of Open Source operating systems... ;)

  5. But.... on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 0

    Does it run Linux?

    Ba-dump-bump!

    (ducks from flying shoes)

  6. Re:Problems on Using WiMAX To Replace a Phone? · · Score: 0

    A Stonecutter would know that the REAL number to dial is 9-1-2.

  7. I dunno... on When Does Gore Get In the Way of Gameplay? · · Score: 0

    ...gore never got in the way of enjoying Close Range!

  8. Now I can play M.U.L.E. on the go! on Gamepark Releases the GP2X Wiz · · Score: 0

    Irata, here I come!

  9. Get the experience now if you can. on Go For a Masters, Or Not? · · Score: 0

    5 years of experience and a BA/BS on your resume/CV will be much more valuable than a 30 year old man/woman with 7-8 years of schooling and only a couple of internships or part time jobs.

    From what I've seen (11 years experience, BS, working on my MBA part time), a masters will really only help if you're looking to jump into management. I was able to get into a management position by virtue of pursuing my MBA, along with my broad range of experience. Heck, my company is even paying for the MBA.

    Later, if you decide you want to get into a management position, you can always go back to school for a MS or MBA.

  10. Re:They should release the Duke Nukem Forever side on Duke Nukem For Never · · Score: 0

    They should release the old Duke Nukem Forever side scroller game that was only a beta and was to come out after duck nukem 3d.

    Duck Nukem 3D...

    "I'm here to quack ass and chew bread crusts. And I'm all out of bread crusts..."

  11. Obligatory Kent Brockman reference... on Battle Lines Being Drawn As Obama Plans To Curb Tax Avoidance · · Score: 0

    Krusty the Clown has been arrested for tax avoision...I don't say evasion, I say avoision.

  12. Wow. on The Manga Guide to Databases · · Score: -1, Troll

    This. Looks. Terrible.

    For the love of dog, fanboys, not everything needs to be Manga-fied.

    Otaku of the world, go back to your mom's basement.

    Worst. SQL. Book. EVER.

  13. In Soviet Russia... on "Miraculous" Stem Cell Progress Reported In China · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...stem cells would kill you!

    Like KGB!!

    (insert braying Yakov laugh here)

    America! What a country!

    Thank you, I'll be in Branson forever!

  14. Re:Happy Ubuntu-Day, everyone! on Ubuntu 9.04 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intratube Police: A .torrent? Why, this must be a pirated version of "ooh-bun-too", whatever that is. You, sir or madam, are a CRIMINAL and will be put in jail with RAPISTS and BABY KILLERS!

  15. Re:Did any one else read that as... on Scientists Discover Exoplanet Less Than Twice the Mass of Earth · · Score: 0

    Embiggen:

    http://ghill.customer.netspace.net.au/embiggen/

  16. Good to hear! on Hawking Expecting To Make Full Recovery · · Score: 0

    Otherwise, this utopia would be more like a Fruitopia.

  17. Re:Hawking has proposed a solution on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought it was a fry-hole...

  18. It's a little late to close the piracy barn door on Pirate Bay Trial Ends In Jail Sentences · · Score: 0

    ...once the horses are out, the hay is gone, the barn has been burned down, and replaced with an Old Navy or a TGI Fridays.

    Net effect on the .torrent community -- null.

  19. Re:I have a feeling.... on Vista Post-SP2 Is the Safest OS On the Planet · · Score: 4, Funny

    That this thread will consist only of positive remarks, and supportive statements towards Microsoft.

    Well, they make some dandy keyboards and mice, and I've always been a fan of Flight Simulator...
     
    ...but that's about all I got here. OS X FTW!

  20. Obligatory Monty Python Reference on New Entrant In the Race For Wafer-Thin Speakers · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Would you like a mint, sir?

    Fack off, I'm full, I couldn't eat another bite.

    But it's wafer-thin!

  21. Re:Here's my thoughts on Time Warner Expanding Internet Transfer Caps To New Markets · · Score: 0

    According to 77Punker,

    ...that's what SHE said!

  22. Oh my god.... on Instant Messaging Vulnerable To New Smiley Attacks · · Score: 0

    ...the quarterback is toast. :) :) :) :)

    PWN3D!

  23. Firsties? on Fedora 9 (Sulphur) Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes!

  24. Re:I like the idea on Retailers Deploy Databases Against Customers · · Score: 1

    Thanks. After reading that I laughed so hard my monitor is now drenched in Diet Dew.

  25. Get a JanSport on Advice On Notebook Backpacks? · · Score: 1

    As several other people here have mentioned, JanSport makes several different laptop backpacks that are inexpensive, light, and durable. I have a 12" Powerbook, and found that this:

    http://www.jansport.com/productdetail.php?tid=4&ci d=16&pid=T160

    works quite well. Lots of pockets inside for accessories, and a side pocket that's the perfect size for my iPod! It also looks like an ordinary backpack, so it makes you less of a target for snatch-and-run theives.