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Pentagon Cyber-Command In the Works

An anonymous reader sends word of a new cybersecurity project to defend US networks from attacks and strengthen the government's "offensive capabilities in cyberwarfare." Right now, the most likely candidate to lead the project is the Director of the NSA, Keith Alexander, who was quick to assert that the NSA itself wouldn't try to run the whole show (something they've been criticized for in the past). Quoting the Wall Street Journal: "Cyber defense is the Department of Homeland Security's responsibility, so the command would be charged with assisting that department's defense efforts. The relationship would be similar to the way Northern Command supports Homeland Security with rescue capabilities in natural disasters. The NSA, where much of the government's cybersecurity expertise is housed, established a similar relationship with Homeland Security through a cybersecurity initiative that the Bush administration began in its final year."

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  1. 1995 called... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wants its buzzword back. Please stop using "Cyber-". Thank you.

    1. Re:1995 called... by notarockstar1979 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like that word. It reminds me of my first girlfriend....a cute young girl from Idaho with a husky, manly voice named Jim. YES I'M SURE IT WAS A WOMAN! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

    2. Re:1995 called... by qbzzt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our government is slow and inefficient. In takes it 14-15 years to move from buzzword initiation to actual planning.

      That is not a bug, BTW. It's a design feature. The constitution was written by a bunch of rebels who fought with the previous government and won. They were not inclined to want to fight again.

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    3. Re:1995 called... by llManDrakell · · Score: 2, Funny

      It wants its buzzword back. Please stop using "Cyber-". Thank you.

      Would you prefer iCommand?

    4. Re:1995 called... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you prefer iCommand?

      That's soooo 2000. Nowadays, it would be YouCommand.

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    5. Re:1995 called... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. Already outdated. Now it's "YouTweet"

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  2. Re:Cyber Security is a job for the Airforce by Jurily · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know it's a bad article when the first comment is a troll and all the others whine about the overuse of a word.

  3. Re:Cyber cyber cyber by Mendoksou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Politicians thrive on buzzwords. Thus, those who work for politicians thrive on buzzwords. The assumption is that people in general do not know more about a subject than the buzzwords themselves... unfortunately the assumption is usually right.

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  4. Call it whatever you want by mc1138 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm just glad they're finally taking this sort of shit seriously. With plans for fighter jets being stolen by hackers making front page news, reports that the pentagon spends boat loads of money at reactive threat defense, our [insert computer buzz word]-security at a national level is severely lacking. Even movies like transformers seem to think that the best hackers are still fat dudes living with their grandparents and no one at any national department is capable of anything.

    1. Re:Call it whatever you want by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just glad they're finally taking this sort of shit seriously.

      Very humorously ironic post.

      The whole cyber command thing bugs me because its so expensive but does so little. I'm sure they'll have a huge command of generals and various other officers giving each other endless powerpoints about "synergisticly proactively defending the cyber battlefield". Trust me, no patches are going to get applied. Mostly a bunch of resume stuffing for the post-military career. Probably a lot of puzzling over how it could be that the more managers they put on the job, the slower the work gets done. Probably a lot of really pompous posing going on too, I'm leet, so leet, its classified and I can't tell you how leet I am, but trust me I'm just the most leet ever. And a lot of "I'm working so hard that you wouldn't believe it, but its all classified so I can't actually tell you what I'm working on" as he returns to his minesweeper game. I guarantee they'll have a vaguely NORAD like NOC 24x7 with dim lights and big screen TVs, with very expensive software to monitor ... their departmental intranet, and maybe they'll have isc.sans.org on refresh every 30 seconds to see whats going on, maybe, but that would probably be too clueful.

      All they need to do, is get more admins, more equipment, and tell them to keep up with the times, read slashdot, whatever. The last thing they need is infinitely more commanders and procedures to gum up the works even worse.

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    2. Re:Call it whatever you want by El+Torico · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're going to have to classify your post. It's way too accurate.

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  5. NSA has an inherent conflict of interest. by robkill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When a group that exploits a communication network system for information is also in charge of its security, what happens when a weakness is found? Do you:

    A) Keep the weakness secret so you can exploit it.
    B) Publish the fix so your networks are fixed, but also allowing those you may be monitoring to fix as well, and cut off an information source.

    Bruce Schneier has a great commentary on this at his blog.

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  6. Re:Cyber? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, can we come up with something different, like "Network Operations" or something that doesn't remind me of bad movies from the 80's?

    So, you'd rather have the jargon-of-the-month than to settle upon a standard term?

    Seriously? You'll get over it, bub. In the meantime, I'm very thankful that they're not making up new buzzwords every 6 months.

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  7. Other bids by Mendoksou · · Score: 4, Funny

    The other top contenders for the project is Cyberdyne Systems and a man calling himself "The Architect."

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  8. Homeland Security??? by kaaona · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only thing DHS is good at defending is its budget. Their own systems and networks are notoriously mismanaged and vulnerable. You have to go to the Bureau of Indian Affairs to find anything more inept.

    The technical talent at NSA is the best in the world. It's their administrative and political leadership that could stand some fumigation.

  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  10. Re:Cyber Security is a job for the Airforce by z80kid · · Score: 4, Funny
    Umm, why is it a job for the Air Force...

    Because we don't have a Tube Force?

  11. Re:Cyber Security is a job for the Airforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because the Air Force decided to add "cyberspace" into their mission statement to justify asking more money from Congress.

    http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123013440

    Being in the military, its very frustrating knowing a plethora of ways to make your job more secure but lacking the ability to change anything. Most of the branches, instead of pushing the envelope of computing like in the 30s, 40s, and 50s, have removed themselves from the business and contract it out (its not sexy enough and doesn't envolve tangable assets). Reminds me of the notorious deal in the 70s when IBM contracted Microsoft to build its disk operating system...

  12. Yes, Please by BigBlueOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, please take another huge gob of my money to fund yet another huge government bureaucracy in order to fund the closing of the barn door now that the horse has run out.

  13. Re:A few tips for the pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't see us getting too much useful info from hacking into China/Russia.

    We can go in there and get our information back!

  14. Re:Cyber? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure exactly who 'they' are, but buzzwords must be coming from somewhere.

    Well, in this case, we're talking about the government. But I think most buzzwords come from marketing people. These are people who are *paid* to come up with buzzwords... and if someone else comes up with a good one, they all jump to use it.

    Heaven forbid a company is seen to be behind-the-curve because they use outdated verbiage... surely that means they use outdated tech, right?

    Anyway, thinking by typing here... I bet there's a measurable business buzzword cycle that makes it seem like there are new buzzwords every six months. Just like urban buzzwords. Differentiation is the key... so once everyone is using the term, it's time to find a new term.

    Remember when all the whiteys started sticking out their tongue and saying "Wazzzzzuuuuuupp?!" Once Larry in purchasing starts using terms like "leverage our core competencies" it's time to find a new corporate buzzphrase. Once every Tom, Dick & Harry webdev starts splashing "Web 2.0" on their sites, it's time to find a new marketing buzzword.

    The nice thing about government, in re: buzzwords, is that not only are they slow to adopt new terminology, they are even slower to change. So something they get hold of tends to stick around for a long time... hence instead of "cyber" being a buzzword, it becomes accepted usage, simply because the government is a sluggish monolith (though many libertarians might consider it a monstrous Shoggoth instead).

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  15. Re:No it doesn't by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh sure, just make stuff up. If it sounds paranoid enough, maybe some will mod you up. I've been an admin on two different DOD networks now, and in both cases I knew exactly who had full privileged access. In neither case was I even expected to provide our privileged passwords to higher headquarters, much less the NSA. could the NSA have GOTTEN the passwords to our systems? I'm sure, if they went through the proper channels and proved "need to know", but that's hardly the same thing thing as having "full privs on all DOD systems".

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  16. Re:As Great as This Is... by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally I'd rather see the Pentagon running this than one of the three letter agencies. I don't exactly TRUST the Pentagon (giving one's trust to anything with that many moving parts isn't smart), but I've been around the military long enough in various capacities to feel that IN GENERAL, most military people are legitimately focused on external threats. Not to say that there aren't bad apples everywhere, and certainly the military is as capable of colossal screw-ups as anyone, but at least there is not the culture of "we control the vertical and the horizontal" that you get in the three letter agencies.

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