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Yahoo Pulls the Plug On GeoCities

Mike writes "It's official: Yahoo is pulling the plug, and GeoCities is dead. GeoCities had suffered a long and drawn-out battle with its health over the past decade. An antiquated service model and outdated technology are widely blamed for the struggle. An official cause of death, however, has yet to be determined. Awful, eye-punishing graphics, lack of relevancy, and 'lowest-common-denominator design' are believed to have contributed to its demise. GeoCities was 15 years old." There is doubtless a lot of funny and informative stuff on there that's worth saving (not just Jesux, which pudge has now migrated). If some of it belongs to you, perhaps you should move it sometime in the next few months. Update: 04/24 18:10 GMT by T : And if you know some GeoCities page owners who aren't especially computer savvy, you could point out to them how easy it is to slurp down their pages for re-hosting elsewhere.

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  1. RIP by daveime · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIP Geocities, the Friendster of the 90's generation.

    1. Re:RIP by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, let us all take a moment to remember the days of Geocities,Angelfire, hooking up to the net with Earthlink or AOHell dialup, and of course the evil plague that spread across the net at that time, I speak of course of all the dumbasses that put comet cursor crap all over their Geocities and Angelfire web pages, which always felt like 3 out of four.

      you would spend 10 minutes dealing with that annoying screech as the dialup hooked up and then would go to find out when your favorite band would be coming to town or your favorite sci fi writer would have out their new book by visiting the fansites, when all of a sudden, and without warning at all, it was "GAAAK! Somebody just turned my cursor into a butterfly crapping fairy dust and dragging a pocket watch hooked to it ass! And my PC is now slower than a 386 running Win95!"

      Ah yes, those were the days. Malware wasn't all over the place because that damned comet cursor made your PC too damned slow to do anything with, and Earthlink and AOHell would toss you at random intervals so making a spambot was pretty pointless. Now of course we have different kinds of evil, like Myspace pages designed in the "OMG Ponies!" look that can blind a man at 30 yards as well as making him sterile, folks with high speed Internet connections that fill our tubes with spam because the moron will click on ANYTHING that has the words "tits" or "lesbos" in it,it truly is a different world now. But for all the great fansites that DIDN'T have comet cursors on them (all 3 of you) I bow my head in a moment of remembrance for the passing of Geocities. For those of us who beards are turning Grey the name does bring back memories.

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    2. Re:RIP by ausekilis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gems like this?
      VF Designer
      Unfortunately the pain isn't limited to geocities... more pain here.

    3. Re:RIP by Kugrian · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to have a friend who'd clean up after royal events and sift through vomit and random foodstuff and find diamond rings and £10 notes.

      I, personally, used to rummage around a funfair ball-pit and find mobile phones, money, jewelery and other fun tidbits.

    4. Re:RIP by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had like 14 seizures from that second link, bro.

      Gotta throw a warning up next time.

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    5. Re:RIP by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      folks with high speed Internet connections that fill our tubes with spam because the moron will click on ANYTHING that has the words "tits" or "lesbos" in it,it truly is a different world now.

      Your tits and lesbos link seems to be broken. You owe me a new mouse.

    6. Re:RIP by Starayo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was already an atheist, but if I wasn't I would strongly suspect that page was made by Satan - check out the browser recommendation.

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    7. Re:RIP by slash.duncan · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, this link: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/ ?

      That's not too bad, really. A bit overboard on the accept Jesus graphic, but white text quoting a couple Bible verses, on a black background, with a door and a cat doing a single animation sequence, that's not so bad.

      Oh, you mean what it must look like UNFILTERED! [Bypass privoxy with my light text on dark background enforcement filter that kills background images, turn on scripting, toggle animation from once to enabled, refresh.]

      OK, NOW I see what you mean!

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    8. Re:RIP by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those of you who don't read Portuguese might be missing on the irony of the first site (WARNING: epileptastic!). It's advertising a web site design and creation service. You know, you pay the guy, and he makes you a website like that...

  2. An old saying... by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Funny

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Prodigy tried the flashy nasty ad thing before AOL and was pulverized for it. AOL made a whole business plan around it.

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  3. hmm. familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Awful, eye-punishing graphics, lack of relevancy, and 'lowest-common-denominator design' are believed to have contributed to it's demise."

    Sounds like myspace

  4. Progress? by clinko · · Score: 5, Funny

    GeoCities:
    Learn HTML, post Animated Gifs, Blare Midis

    MySpace:
    post Animated Gifs, Blare Mp3s

    YouTube:
    Blare "Animated" Videos with Sound

    Twitter:
    Blare

    1. Re:Progress? by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, we're finally getting that annoying 'signal' out of our noise.

  5. First members.aol.com and now this by JewGold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where will we go for our fix of lousy, horribly formatted websites from 1997?

    I feel bad for this sucker:

    WHAT A SHAMBLES & A POOR SHOW. NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW EITHER. FORTUNATELY I SAVED MY WEBPAGE & TRANSFERRED IT TO GEOCITIES.

    Link Here: http ://geocities.yahoo.com/v/gcp_choose/

    Real easy to do a simple webpage. With more time I think this could be better than aol.

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  6. Re:It hurts me inside by daranz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll probably be more like Google, Google and Google 10 years from now.

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  7. Re:Value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now they live on on google cache. It never forgets and never forgives.

  8. I was there when GeoCities was acquired by rizzo5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was working at yahoo in the early days and I got the job of working to integrate the stuff geocities was doing with some of our stuff. The moment I met them I was convinced these were the wrong sort of people to be working for yahoo. They developed on Windows by Crom! When anyone asks when yahoo started going downhill I point to the GeoCities acquisition.

  9. This Comment Is Still Under Construction by meehawl · · Score: 4, Funny

    <blink>This Comment Is Still Under Construction</blink>
    (yes, even after 15 years)

    And this is a spinning GIF logo. Your browser is just too tasteful to display it.

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  10. Re:good riddance to bad rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    especially some of the pictures of fallen soldiers I had up, didn't sit well with me...perhaps i'm just too good at holding a grudge, but i'm glad they're dead.

    The beauty of context.

  11. Re:Yahoo business acumen? by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You slashdotted Geocities! Most impressive!

  12. I felt a great disturbance in the force by mysidia · · Score: 5, Funny

    As if millions of internet web pages suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened....

  13. Re:good memories by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hope tripod.com will live for longer. I am actually using it still for something.

    Propping up a camera?

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  14. Re:good memories by Tenareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you need to work on your technique of first impressions... :)

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  15. Re:good memories by f1vlad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, yes and yes. And no, I am not gonna ban you, biggie, don't even ask.

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  16. Re:It hurts me inside by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think there will be a 'Google' in ten years, I am more thinking there will be a 'Google-Starbucks-Boeing-WalMart-America-China' super entity that reigns over the known universe and controls everything via an AI named 'GORT-Hal-Skynet.'

    Luckily for us, I think we will still have the real Arnold Schwarzenegger for defense, and if not, we will always have digitized CGI models of him to wage binary wars on the new GooMartBucksWangCletusPlane superstructure....

  17. I need more time! by canonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't shut it down, my site is still under construction!