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Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu"
Bruce Perens writes "The World Health Organization will no longer refer to Virus A(H1N1) as 'Swine Flu,' citing ethnic reactions to 'swine,' for example among middle-eastern cultures who feel that swine are unclean. Or, is it because meat packers are concerned that people might stop eating pork in fear of the virus? WHO suggests that the public select a new name for the virus. I suggest that we all start calling it The Colbert Flu, after the comedian and fake pundit who asked his audience to stuff a NASA poll so that a Space Station module would be named after him. What can we do to make the name stick?"
Given the pandemic of meaning obscuring, "politically correct" names, I'm surprised that swine flu hasn't been renamed to "porcine repressing influenza" or some such.
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Flus are annoying, they show up wether you want them to or not, right in the middle of something else you were doing.
Ok, so how about The Thompson Flu.
"Bacon Lung"
Much better name.
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How about the kdawson flu?
=Smidge=
Is it just my observation, or is eldavojohn an idiot?
Characteristics of a flu...
given all these, the choice is obvious...
I hereby dub this latest flu the CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN FLU
Not be named after 'unclean' animals after all. I only get kosher diseases, thank you very much!
You know, science doesn't take too kindly to being anthropomorphized.
Are you a conservative by any chance?
You can bet that Prescott Pharmaceuticals is working on a nostrum to exploit this latest panic. Includes such side effects as trotter lip, spleen bristles, and toe hams.
BTW.. I'm a Colbert too, you insensitive clods!
"He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
"I can't come in to work today. I have space herpes."
"Some guy on the subway gave me space herpes."
"CNN Reporting today that another 35 cases of space herpes have surfaced in New York."
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
How about the kdawson flu?
=Smidge=
I second that motion.
Flus are annoying, they show up wether you want them to or not, right in the middle of something else you were doing.
Mother-in-law flu?
How about editing the Wiki page to call it the Colbert flu. And while we're at it let's say the flu is a direct result of saving all the elephants.
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Or P.I.G. Flu
- suggested by CBC radio's "The Current" program this morning.
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
Try to exercise a bit of sensitivity... they're concerned that a disease is named after something that is unclean.
Perhaps they would like the Purity Flu?
-1 Uncomfortable Truth
Well, I felt that with Colbert's desire to have multiple things named after him, the list of things is here, there would be a sort of "symmetry" to naming something that he would not want after him.
Obviously a simple influenza virus is insufficient to name after me. I'd want to have named after me an itch that you can't reach and slowly drives you crazy.
Bruce Perens.
I'm telling you Bacon Fever!!!
oogly boogly!
It's like slashdot humor. Unless you're familiar with the memes, the subject matter, and the jokes that have come before, 3/4 of the jokes just won't be funny to you.
I am familiar with the memes, the subject matter, and the jokes that have come before, and 4/4 of them still aren't funny.
Wilbur's flu
Flu Z
Montezuma's revenge
Tequila flu
Panic flu
Non-Kosher/Non-Halal flu
One flu over the cuckoo's nest
(just flat out ignore my poorly formatted list above. Sorry)
The world is made by those who show up for the job.
Have a worldwide online poll to name it, and allow write-in submissions...
I think I might actually write in "Xenu flu" for that. It even rhymes!
Personally, since this is a KILLER virus, we should name it Hans Reiser Virus.
yeah, I know, I'm sick.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
I'm sorry but "Colbert" and "Comedian" only belong in the sentence if the words between them are "is not a ". Maybe I'm English and I just don't get him....
That's OK, mate. We don't get the whole cross-dressing thing here.
Cheers.
The "Perens Scabies?"
That sounds marketable!
I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
PCFlu - Politically Correct Flu
WWF - World Wide Flu
WTF - World Terrorizing Flu
The Spanish Inquisition flu.
After all, nobody expected it.
a penguin. So it should really be called penguin flew. Since nobody actually eats penguins, this name should satisfy all parties.
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The virus has genetic characteristics of avian flu and swine flu.
The obvious way to distinguish this one is to call it the Flying Pig Flu.
Late-night comics and morning zoo types will flog it for all it's worth, so it will overtake the current moniker.
And the zealots will have to try to kill all the flying pigs.
Sorry, Stephen.
I bought this house and you know I'm boss
Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off
They forced him to produce a body... that doesn't mean anything. Hans was a nerd and the jury doesn't like that so they locked him up. Simple as that.
Further more, I suggest we submit that for further discussion in an article of its own.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I prefer the name Pandemic Influenza Germ...although people will undoubtedly shorten that to an acronym of some sort.
Perhaps, but Perens Pox would probably work even better
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I don't get why anyone would object to "swine flu".
(1) There are some people whose living depends on selling swine-related products.
(2) People are, in general, dumb.
Consequently, people may jump to the conclusion that eating swine may result in them getting the flu.
This is why I'm backing "Mexican flu." If nothing else, it'll cut down on people eating Mexicans.
These 2 laws of the holiest of holies this would be breaking!
One, the ridiculing of the holiest body of christanity, we the inquisition!
Two, the use of skit material not created by you but created by the holiest body of christianity, we the inquisition!
And three, the countenance upon which you stated the material... THREE!
Mark these 3 laws the holiest of holies that thou dost mock!
Obviously a simple influenza virus is insufficient to name after me. I'd want to have named after me an itch that you can't reach and slowly drives you crazy.
Didn't they already name perenthetical comments after you?
(Never let spell-check get in the way of a bad pun.)
The difference is that Colbert is actively mocking his stage persona.... Rush Limbaugh, by contrast was always just a pig.
Hey! Maybe we could call it the Limbaugh Flu....
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Why not call it Kung Flu...after all, it does kick your ass pretty well.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
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Hmmm. Perhaps the Cheney flu? You do not want to be shot with it.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
It would be ironic to record a song titled "Ironic" and have the lyrics report a series of events which are unlucky, rather than ironic.
Ah, so that explains Alanis Morisette. It was deeply meta-ironic. See, now I can enjoy the song again.
Just another "DOJ fascist authoritarian totalitarian bootlicker" -- Zeio
I would hate to see an America where there was only one party.
Uh...I've got some bad news for you.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
This flu is actually two parts swine flu, one part bird flu and one part human flu.
If this is true then we have no choice but to name it accordingly...
...ManBirdPig Flu!!
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Manbirdpig flu. That's what I'm going with.