H1N1 Appears To Be Transmittable From Human To Pig
mpetch writes "In an interesting twist, it appears that H1N1 influenza can be transmitted from humans to swine. Apparently a Canadian pig farmer vacationed in Mexico, returned to Canada and infected about 10% of the swine on an Alberta farm. The swine subsequently developed flu symptoms."
On top of everything else, now we have to worry about our police being knocked out by influenza!
Great.
9 out of 10 pigs suggest calling it "Human Flu."
This ain't rocket surgery.
OMG this will threaten stability and availability of teh bacons!
They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
They always said there was no way that this could happen. They said that pigs would fly before this happened.
Well... Swine Flew
Thanks...I'll be here all week
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I *still* think that Bacon Fever is a superior name. Just sayin'.
You oinky vermins! You oinky, wonderous animal, you, delicious... ZOMG, what have we done?!
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
i hope they don't cull us to save the pig population.
liqbase
The best I've heard so far is Parmageddon. Aporkalypse isn't too bad either.
our politicians were immune.
Apparently, it's news in the sense that we have now learned that Canadians kiss pigs.
(11)Avoid touching your genitals in an improper way. Conduct regular self-tests for vision loss.
The pigs are fully covered under Canada's national health care, and are receiving medical attention at a Calgary hospital. Attorneys for the patients would not comment on their plans for a possible lawsuit against the farmer. Provincial authorities also remained tight-lipped over reports of bringing possible charges of bio-terrorism. "When you have an attack that leaves over 200 victims in it's wake, most of them unable to speak for themselves, then we've got a responsibility to act", said one official who wished to remain anonymous.
Stay tuned to CBC News for further updates on this developing situation.