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US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7
Several readers including Pop69 inform us that the US Trustee's office has asked to convert SCO's Chapter 11 bankruptcy to Chapter 7 — a.k.a. liquidation. Groklaw has the text of the filing: "...not only is there no reasonable chance of 'rehabilitation' in these cases, the Debtors have tried — and failed — to liquidate their business in chapter 11."
That's the fat lady clearing her throat.
Strangely enough, now I want to hear from Enderle and D'Idiot. I want to hear them whine about the unfainess of it all, how these saints were ridden out of town on a rail when their cause was just. I want to hear them tell the tale of the briefcase with millions of lines of copied code was pilfered from SCO's case in the thick of night.
And then I want them to vanish into ignominy.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
"Strangely enough, now I want to hear from Enderle and D'Idiot. I want to hear them whine about the unfainess of it all, how these Latter Day Saints were ridden out of town on a rail when their cause was just. I want to hear them tell the tale of the briefcase with millions of lines of copied code was pilfered from SCO's case in the thick of night."
They'll probably have to drive a stake through the corporate charter to make SCO stay dead.
Liquify what?
Their lawyers? Chief Officers? A company might be able to make some soylent green and make a profit.
SCO OWNS LINUX!!!
(cue the SCO$699FeeTroll)
That's too big to fail, but SCO's too fail to bail.
Totally different.
Short and to the point, slightly misogynistic and/or homo-erotic. 7/10.
Thanks. I'll try harder next time.
...to pay your $699 licensing fee you cock smoking teabaggers!
Sell the patents to another patent troll company. Duh.
Today's top story: In a bid to stave off bankruptcy, SCO Inc. has decided to sue everyone. That's right, everyone. SCO spokesman Seth Tuller says that 'everyone' will be served with court papers during lunch-time tomorrow. Tuller is quoting as saying, "Everyone owes us money, and everyone must pay." Stockholders are up in arms over this last minute bid to serve the entire world with a reverse class-action lawsuit, saying that the estimated $100 billion cost of doing so is just the latest in a long line of terrible decisions by company management.
In other news, the dancing penguin video has become the latest sensation to hit the web...
"I Don't Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist"
I'd bid on sco.com,for sure!!! I'd pay like $3 to use it for my future site devoted to South Carolina otters. That is, if I can get a loan, since funding has been hard to secure for this project, for some reason. Maybe I'll try to figure out who invested in SCO in recent years and hit them up.
This is a hacked account, for which the owner can not be held responsible.
This is a hacked account, for which the owner can not be held responsible.
I think a sharpened wooden stake is called for at this point.
One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there
Would you eat lawyers and CEO's?
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
If PJ is a sponge, what does that make you? And if she was on a gravy train, does that mean you were in a racket?
But be honest, you KNOW this hand comes, don't you? I mean, how many zombie movies have you seen? You're actually pissed when it doesn't come. It's like sex without an orgasm when you're sitting there, the hero has his love interest in his arms and that fuckin' zombie stays just DEAD. "C'mon! Move!", you scream at the screen, "how can you let him get away with this without a last, feeble attempt to claw at him!"
I'd feel cheated if zombie Darl didn't at least try to move and lift four fingers to make that chapter 7 an 11 again.
I feel there's a 7-Eleven joke in there somewhere, if someone finds it, please inform me. Thanks.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
And guess who is going to buy all the chairs...
Begging your pardon, but - I'm from South Carolina, you insensitive clod!
What makes you think we want even the remotest association with SCOm? Our river otters are fine, pure and noble beasts, not scum-sucking bottom feeders, as they would be inferred to be by the use of that domain in such a manner.
Perhaps your efforts would be better spent studying the relationship between Sporocarp and Chipmunks in Oregon.
Good day to you, sir!
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can." ~ Mark Twain
I suggest killing it with fire first.
-- $G
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, YOU HEARD CORRECTLY! Everything! Furniture, chairs, computers, bookcases. You name it, it goes! We've got office supplies, filing cabinets, computers! Heck, we'll even sell you the carpet if you want it! Come on down THIS WEEKEND to the SCO Liquidation Sale, at our liquidation warehouse right off the I-75 Encino Road Exit. Free financing available! Free cotton candy for the kids available!
C O M E O N D O W N !!!!!
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
While she's clearing her throat, those of us in the audience are singing...
Sing with me now...
Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey! Goodbye!