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Maddog's New Hampshire "Unix" Plate Turns 20

An anonymous reader writes "Local newspaper talks to Linux International's Jon 'maddog' Hall, who lives in New Hampshire, and who since 1989 has had a 'Live Free or Die' UNIX license plate — a real one, not a conference hand-out — on his Jeep. From the story: 'The day he installed the UNIX plates, he went early to work at DEC's office on Spit Brook Road in Nashua, to be sure to get the parking space right next to the door used by all the Unix engineers. He watched them come in and, one after another, do a double take at seeing the real-world version of the famous fake plate. "People would race in and yell, 'Who is it? Whose plate is it?!?'" Hall said. It was his then and it is his now. After 20 years, one suspects you will have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers.'"

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  1. Let's see how long he can keep it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's little known in the nerd community that "unix" has also negative conotations for example in certain ghettos in california an unix is a one-legged chinese hooker.
    I wonder how long it takes until someone is offended.

    1. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's little known in the nerd community that "unix" has also negative conotations for example in certain ghettos in california an unix is a one-legged chinese hooker.

      Call me sceptical, but this is remiscent of the bullshit entries near the bottom of the list on Urban Dictionary (3 thumbs up from the submitter and friends, 10 thumbs down from everyone else who stumbled across that piece of nonsense).

    2. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by JerkBoB · · Score: 5, Funny

      a one-legged chinese hooker.

      ... named Irene?

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    3. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Eunuchs?

  2. I've seen a LINUX plate in Danbury, CT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw a chick driving a car with a Connecticut LINUX plate in Danbury. I just about divorced my wife right then and there. :)

  3. Exactly how many are there...? by macraig · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TOFA:

    "The combination of "Live Free or Die" and "UNIX" on his Jeep Wrangler is the most celebrated New Hampshire license plate in the entire world!"

    Exactly how many are there?

    1. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We here in Sweden celebrate New Hampshire license plates all the time. And this one is certainly the most celebrated here, without a doubt. I mean.. Why wouldn't we celebrate a license plate from New Hampshire? It would be silly not to really.

    2. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by nebaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Live, Freeze, and Die.

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    3. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah yes, the famous Swedish Hampplattrsdag! I understand you even have a crispbread shaped like the plate.

      Here in the UK we named a county 'Hampshire' in honour. I have the misfortune to live 'next door' in West Sussex, but I am considering moving.

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    4. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Bysshe · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was the windows version.

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    5. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by virtualXTC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well considering NH has the highest number of vanity plates per capita, I'd say, quite a few. I personally like the Linux and BSD license plates better, though those from NH would probably agree IH8RT3 is also in the top tier.

    6. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering that it for tax reasons isn't feasible to do farming in NH there has to be some kind of income.

      One thing that's attractive with NH is that the sales tax is extremely low. That has a tendency to attract visitors.

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    7. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

      See the løveli lakes

      The wonderful telephøne system

      And mani interesting furry animals

    8. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting

      RT3 isn't that bad, that's one of the major routes to/from NH (just select direction after preference! :-) )

      The worst thing I can think of when it comes to NH is the lousy GSM coverage when you get outside the main routes. New Boston lacks coverage, even though that's a really nice place otherwise. (At least it did last summer...)

      And yes - I'm one of those lousy tourists pestering NH sometimes... Visiting from Sweden.

      As for vanity plates - that's the headache of the owner if he's willing to pay for it. And from what I have found out the people in NH has a certain attitude that makes them willing to make a statement - like using vanity plates. Maybe the "Free" in the slogan is taken much as freedom of speech.

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    9. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Informative

      Plates with "H8" in them referred to as "hate plates" have been banned in the state, there was a big to-do about it a number of years ago when they started revoking plates with that in them.

      FWIW I live in NH and all of my cars have vanity plates. Though only one of them is nerdy.

  4. Re:Very cool... by kevinl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a PERL-TK New Hampshire plate cruising about as well. That one registers especially high on the geek scale.

  5. Re:Very cool... by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a friend whose last name starts with P. His parents gave him and his brother the initials TCP and IP.

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  6. I've seen that plate by evilned1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live near Spitbrook and I've seen that plate around the area for years. I've never known the story behind it though.

  7. BeOS on Quebec Plate by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

    " Je me souviens."

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    1. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am soup?

    2. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pas de soupe pour vous!

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  8. Re:Very cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about their sister Ulva Daphne?

  9. Re:Most don't understand the license plate motto by evilned1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh huh. I gather you aren't from these parts. Might I suggest you google Article 10 of the NH state constitution? Very interesting read and is occasionally brought to the attention of the Pols here.

  10. UNIX ain't nothin' by Aphoxema · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My late father had "RS 232" as his license plate on his PT Cruiser. It's not as cool and hard-to-get as UNIX, I suppose, but considering recent popularity of UNIX derivatives in general it's certainly more obscure in the geek crowd.

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  11. Re:Most don't understand the license plate motto by virtualXTC · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those that are too lazy to look it up: Article 10

  12. NHLUG by cyberbill79 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I had the great opportunity many years ago to meet Maddog at a NHLUG meeting. Very awesome and knowledgeable man.
    Much respect.
    -cb

  13. It was Armando's plate by btempleton · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary made me do a double-take, and if you RTFA you will see the summary is wrong. The real plate isn't based on the fake plates. The fake plates were a copy of Armando's plate long ago, he made them himself. When Armando left New Hampshire, maddog apparently took over the plate.

    I have one of the fake plates from Usenix, when Armando had dec make them.

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  14. Re:Very cool... by dotgain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I don't remember quite having the same connection with her.

  15. Re:"Live Free or Die" by srussia · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Live Free XNOR Die" then.

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  16. Re:Most don't understand the license plate motto by Mr680x0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    (or GNU/Linux if it wasn't too long to fit)

    The most you can have is 7 letters on NH plates.

  17. Re:Very cool... by TinBromide · · Score: 4, Funny

    All give, no take?

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  18. Re:Say it with me.... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Free as in beer or free as in speech?

    Hey, I've had HAL 9000 in Virginia for over 20 years. Nobody made a big deal over that one.

  19. What a wuss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    MY license plate says: /dev/car

    Which makes me the device driver!

  20. Mød parent døwn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And mani interesting furry animals

    Not funny. A møøse one bit my sister :(

  21. Went to work early? by MrDelSarto · · Score: 5, Funny

    To beat a bunch of UNIX engineers? I guess he got in at about 10.30am

  22. Re:staple? by ciderVisor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think that author understands the meaning of staple.

    Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

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  23. Re:Very cool... by Nethead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unreliable.

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  24. Oh the memories by Macka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This brings back memories. I went to the Spit Brook site once for 3 weeks in the mid 90's to spend 3 weeks with the DEC MLS+ engineering team. At the time that was the B1/CMW (Compartmented Mode Workstation) high security variant of Digital Unix. There were no training courses, so I had to go learn it from the horses mouth, so to speak, so I could support it when I got back home. I remember Spit Brook well for 3 reasons:

    - Great atmosphere at the place. People were excited and enthusiastic about what they were doing. And I'd never seen such a collection of raw talent in one place before. Really bowled me over.

    - It was in the middle of the biggest pine forest I'd seen in my life. Walking out the hotel in the morning I would just stop or 5 minutes and breath it all in. Never experienced air like that before, or since.

    - I got invited to a cook out (had never heard that expression before) and while there I got attacked by this mahoosive black fly. I thought I'd managed to avoid getting bitten, but when I got back to the UK I discovered several strange looking bites. A red spot surrounded by a large white circle and a red ring around that. Only time in my life I've ever seen a UK doctor routing through a text book to work out what I had. He eventually diagnosed it as Lyme Disease. Apparently the fly picks it up from feeding on deer. We don't get it in the UK. A course of antibiotics shifted it.

    Oh, and there was a 4th reason: Diane Lebel. I should never have left, or turned around and gone straight back. Enough said ;-)

  25. That explains Steve Ballmer's NH license plate by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    MICRO~1