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Database of All UK Children Launched
An anonymous reader writes "'A controversial database which holds the details of every child in England has now become available for childcare professionals to access. The government says it will enable more co-ordinated services for children and ensure none slips through the net. 390,000 people will have access to the database, but will have gone through stringent security training.'"
Jackpot!
(just a matter of when)
and that nasty lady on the front desk who's job is purely to be unhelpful
Computer says noooooo...
Melchett: Now, I've compiled a list of those with security clearance, have you got it Darling?
Darling: Yes sir.
Melchett: Read it please.
Darling: It's top security sir, I think that's all the Captain needs to know.
Melchett: Nonsense! Let's hear the list in full!
Darling: Very well sir. "List of personnel cleared for mission Gainsborough, as dictated by General C. H. Melchett: You and me, Darling, obviously. Field Marshal Haig, Field Marshal Haig's wife, all Field Marshal Haig's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I bumped into the mess the other day called Bernard."
Melchett: So, it's maximum security, is that clear?
Blackadder: Quite so sir, only myself and the rest of the English speaking world is to know.
shhh, ya great jessie, ye'll gee the gam awa'
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
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And my personal favorite:
rm -rf
My son is called Little Bobby Tables :)
This Database Is Useless Without Pictures.
A database is worth little unless you implant a small tracking device in all you wish to track, and monitor constantly.
Finally, someone offering a workable solution.
surely some will slip through the cracks.
An unfortunate turn of phrase.
Large parts of the UK fought and bled for the right to not be part of England.
Hey, we bought you fair and square. You're ours now. That's how capitalism works. It wasn't even a hostile acquisition, it was an economic rescue plan.
Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
Some drunken bureacrat left it in a taxi.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I see a lot more people name their kids";drop table;" now.
*cough*
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Sorry, you should have added a 'Commit;' to your son's name.
Some drunken bureacrat left it in a taxi.
They left it on a train, but claimed the money for a taxi when they did their expenses.