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  1. Re:so tell me again... on Microsoft, Apple and Others Launch Huge Patent Strike at Android · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ironically, there's prior art on that observation from over two thousand years ago:

    At last I went to the artisans, for I was conscious that I knew nothing at all, as I may say, and I was sure that they knew many fine things; and in this I was not mistaken, for they did know many things of which I was ignorant, and in this they certainly were wiser than I was. But I observed that even the good artisans fell into the same error as the poets; because they were good workmen they thought that they also knew all sorts of high matters, and this defect in them overshadowed their wisdom [...]

    --Socrates in Plato's Apology

  2. Re:not there yet on Is That an Android On Your Wrist? · · Score: 2

    > now raise your fist in the air to limit transmission interference

    There's some prior art on that already.

  3. Re:We can do that? on Brainstorming Clever Ways To Detect Alien Civilizations · · Score: 2

    > Can we really extend the life of our own sun? I can't even begin to calculate how that would work...

    Well, for one, we should start using it only when it's dark outside.

  4. Re:Did You Even Read the Article? on Russian Team Prepares To Penetrate Lake Vostok · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Maybe he/she is worried about releasing The Andromeda Strain...

    Don't be silly. It's shoggoths all the way down.

  5. Re:Dear Steve, on Steve Jobs Lashes Out At Android · · Score: 1

    Actually, scratch that--it looks like AT&T removed that option. However, a.) that's AT&T being a shitty carrier, and not the fault of Android; and b.) there's a way around it already.

  6. Re:Dear Steve, on Steve Jobs Lashes Out At Android · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > funny that my at&t android will only install items from the marketplace and not
    > 'any app i choose' - i read a forum that said i needed to root the device to remove that restriction.

    You need to read different forums. Go to Settings, then Applications, and check the setting that says "Allow install of non-Market applications". Done. No root necessary.

  7. Re:That's all we need ... on Pioneer Preps Laser Heads-Up Display For Cars · · Score: 1

    > I'm typing this post while driving up I-95 as we speak, and let me tell you, it's perfectly sa

    Uh oh. Candlejack has taken up hitchhi

  8. Re:Wheel of Bug Chasers! on Google Releases Chrome 6, Pays $4337 In Bounties · · Score: 1

    You might want to do some research before you start casually using the term "bug chasers". Hint: it already has a meaning, and it's almost certainly not what you think it is.

  9. Re:So serious on Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead? · · Score: 5, Funny

    > One of the morning messages could be "having a morning coffee with satan" and late night message could be "man do I appreciate cold beer right now".

    I've had sort of the same idea, only mine is an IM bot that will occasionally fire off messages to my friends at 3 AM saying things like "Look behind you" or "HE COMES".

  10. Re:I fail to see what is newsworthy on Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies · · Score: 1

    > the state ought not to assume that I want to give away my body parts without confirmation of this wish.

    Why? What exactly are you planning to do with them after you die?

  11. Re:What plagiarism? on Plagiarism Inc. · · Score: 1

    > But where's the plagiarism? As far as I can tell the papers are original.

    Yes, original papers...that people are then buying and passing off as their own work.

  12. Re:No conflict of interest there on Larry Sanger Tells FBI Wikipedia Distributes "Child Pornography" · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Do you have children of your own?

    The contents of my basement are nobody else's business.

  13. Re:Chrome sandboxing on Firefox Lorentz Keeps Plugin Crashes Under Control · · Score: 1

    > You pick up on a slightly misdirected interpunctuation (semicolon or even a colon would have been fine) but ignore the glaring grammar errors?

    Not so much "ignore" as "refrain from correcting in disgust". I'm only dedicated to drive-by snark to a point.

  14. Chrome sandboxing on Firefox Lorentz Keeps Plugin Crashes Under Control · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Chrome sandboxes individual tabs, crashes of one tab does not affect the running of the rest of Chrome browser.

    Will Chrome also restart sentences in the event of comma splices?

  15. Re:Ringing Endorsement on Ruby In Practice · · Score: 1

    > message queue that will spawn workers

    You have no idea of my level of disappointment when I realized that the above didn't say "message queue that will spawn hookers".

  16. Re:We have no idea what you like on Geek Travel To London From the US — Tips? · · Score: 1

    > The Clink Prison Museum

      Avoid this. I was in London earlier this year (half-vacation, half-work; I was doing some stuff for my master's degree), and stopped by the Clink. It's basically several rooms full of mannequins in replica torture devices and a few small, sad plaques with information you could find on Wikipedia. It definitely wasn't worth the money, even after the student discount.

  17. Don't be silly. on How Heavy Is the Internet? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The internet doesn't weigh anything.

  18. Re:WoW was ruined on Casual Games Quickly Transforming the MMO Market · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Why does it matter if someone else gets an epic-quality item?

    Because you can't entrust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob.

  19. Re:Stupid on Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds · · Score: 1

    > [...] the criminal justice system is like a slot machine.

    Sit playing it long enough, and a scantily-clad woman will come up to you and offer you free drinks?

  20. Re:Quick! on Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.

    And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.

  21. Re:Ban on text messaging while driving? on Antitrust Pressure Mounts For Wireless Providers · · Score: 1

    > WTF? I regularly post to slashdot while I'm driving to

    What, was Candlejack in the passenger sea

  22. Re:Encryption on Hackers' Next Target — Your Brain? · · Score: 1

    > Go insane. It's the new encryption.

    My brain will be running Windows Millenium Hand and Shrimp.

  23. Re:Pedobear on Database of All UK Children Launched · · Score: 4, Funny

    > SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;

    Error: 1337 (PARTYVAN): Why don't you have a seat over there?

  24. Re:King's Quest = hardcore on Old Sierra Games Playable In Browser Through Open Source Game Engine · · Score: 3, Informative

    > That was my last adventure game.

    You should give the old LucasArts adventures a try. They were specifically designed so that you could never get stuck or lose the game or get killed for stupid reasons. It meant you could relax and enjoy the game's story, and it was almost always well worth it.

  25. Re:What about MySQL? on Oracle Buys Sun · · Score: 1

    > How do you think the internet was created? With lots and lots of netbeans.

    That would explain the vast fields of corn^H^H^H^H porn.