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The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer

davidmwilliams writes "Those of us who work in technology have a jargon all of our very own. We know the difference between CPUs and GPUs, between SSD and HD, let alone HD and SDTV! Yet, our users are flat out calling everything 'the hard drive.' Why is it so?" As much as I hate to admit it, this particular thing drives me nuts. You don't call the auto shop and tell them that your engine is broken when your radio breaks!

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  1. Meh by MeanMF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Get over it.. Who really needs users to identify which piece of their computer is broken? Even if they could tell the different components apart, they'd probably be wrong about where the problem is 90% of the time anyway.

    1. Re:Meh by noundi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well how about this. You, as an IT knowing guy, tell your friend, the retard, that his hard drive is broken. Instead of buying a new hard drive, he buys a new PC, on your recommendation. Language is language and it's important that we are all synced.

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    2. Re:Meh by Norsefire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they'd probably be wrong about where the problem is 90% of the time anyway.

      I think you're on to something there ... instead of educating people on the correct terminology just teach the name of something that is prone to having problems so they can be right *most* of the time.

    3. Re:Meh by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well how about this. You, as an IT knowing guy, tell your friend, the retard, that his hard drive is broken. Instead of buying a new hard drive, he buys a new PC, on your recommendation. Language is language and it's important that we are all synced.

      Well, if you tell him the hard drive is broken, and he buys a new computer, then logically he _had_ to buy a new computer because that person would have never, ever been able to buy a new hard drive and to get his old computer with the new hard drive to work. The guy's only choices were to buy a new computer or to pay someone to fix it.

    4. Re:Meh by woodsrunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      agreed. In the example of the radiator, they might say radiator but it could be a thermostat, hose or water pump.

      If everyone knew what was going on the need for technicians would vanish. It's time to get over it and be professional and do your job which is helping people do their jobs by supporting their technology.

      Used to work in the far North as a network programmer for remote, fly-in tribes. When a chief calls the monitor in his broken English a t.v., is he really wrong?

      In cree the word for monitor I have found is teevee. The word for computer is hard drive. Who am I to say they are wrong? I just have to make it's still working for them when I am 500 miles away back home.

    5. Re:Meh by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If everyone knew what was going on the need for technicians would vanish. It's time to get over it and be professional and do your job which is helping people do their jobs by supporting their technology.

      I know what you mean, and I don't think anyone sees it as a major problem, but the reason that it annoys me is that (in my experience) the customers who do things like calling the computer a hard drive are the ones who are under the deluded impression that they know what they're talking about. I have no issue with a pleasant customer who puts a computer on my desk and says "Err, it's not working."; as you said, it's my job to know how to diagnose and fix the computer, not theirs. I find it irritating when someone with the same level of knowledge tells me "My hard drive is broken, does it need more RAM?" or some equally nonsensical statement. If you don't know what you're talking about there's no harm in admitting it, you look a lot worse stringing together random 'tech' words in the hope that you sound smart.

      In cree the word for monitor I have found is teevee. The word for computer is hard drive. Who am I to say they are wrong? I just have to make it's still working for them when I am 500 miles away back home.

      Separate issue, in my opinion. In the context of the article we're communicating in fluent English. In English, hard drive and computer are not synonyms.

    6. Re:Meh by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Language is important, indeed. The key to effective communication is to know the language of your audience. If you know that, in your friend's jargon, "hard drive" and "CPU" are both terms used to refer to the entire computer other than external peripherals, you should tell him "a part inside your computer is broken but it can be fixed or even replaced without you having to buy a new computer."

      You get bonus points if you know his interests well enough to formulate a good analogy, such as "a part inside your computer needs to be replaced or fixed, kind of like if your Mustang won't start because it needs a new distributor cap."

      Communication is 90% knowing your audience.

    7. Re:Meh by Narpak · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Get over it.. Who really needs users to identify which piece of their computer is broken?

      Agreed. Seems to me to be an issue of someone being annoyed because other people don't think about the same things as the writer in the same way as the writer does. Yes "most people" only acquire as much computer jargon, knowledge and skills as their life and/or work requires them to.

      Personally when it comes say Cellphones or Cars my grasp and jargon would probably be laughable to any mechanic or technician in the related field. I can probably say "the engine is broken"; but the engine of a car has many parts and those parts have names; names I don't know and cba do learn simply because I expect to get a qualified serviceman to fix any issue. Hell I could probably save a ton of money by learning how to service my own car. There are after all books, guides and videos pretty easily available these days; but I don'; because I choose not to prioritize my time that way. But I digress.

      The thing I was supposed to post was simply this: "Why is this nonsense news?"

    8. Re:Meh by MBCook · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But people are expected to know that a radiator is not the same as a car. I don't expect people to know the difference between SATA and IDE, but they need to know the difference between the engine and the wheels.

      If you want to discuss something, you need to know at least a decent subset of the vocabulary that goes with it. If you don't, then you use phrases like "my car is broken" and "it keeps overheating", not "the axel is broken". Just because you know the word axle is a car thing doesn't mean it's OK to use it to refer to any part of the car.

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    9. Re:Meh by Ioldanach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Haha what!? You build up an entire argument based on the fact that his only choice is to actually buy another PC and then shit on your own face in the end? Why!? Of course he should pay someone to fix it, if it's a perfectly functioning PC with a missing hard drive, why wouldn't he!? You're weird man.

      Because this friend knows so little about computers that they're going to end up asking the Geek Squad, or a similar outfit, to do it for them. They're going to need their hard drive swapped out ($100 for the part, $50 for the labor), data mirrored ($160), they'll probably get convinced they need their operating system reinstalled ($130), primary office suite reinstalled ($50), and antivirus software ($30). Of course, all these numbers are presuming they still hold the disks and license keys the various software started with. At a cost of $520 for a machine that's probably at least 2 years old, they might notice in the store that they could just get a brand new system for less than that.

    10. Re:Meh by fubar1971 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is so confusing? All of my lusers are stupid. When they say Hard Drive, or CPU, or thingy-under-my-desk, it doesn't matter. I never take anything they say as being correct except for having some kind of problem. I then arrive and start troubleshooting from the beginning and not at some future point because the lusers said my insert component here is broken.

      Anybody that has done this long enough for a living knows this. Once you are burned by lusers enough, you never believe anything they say, so knowing the jargon is not important.

    11. Re:Meh by Dishevel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that "Shit" works in that sentence. Although I think that the second instance of "Shit" could have been replaced with "crap".

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    12. Re:Meh by DarkIye · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dear sir or madam,

      Your only contention would appear to be that you are simply not 'hip' to the 'rhymes' from the 'ghetto' like this gentleman or I clearly am. I would be so presumptuous as to suggest that you are the one at error.

      Much obliged for you to stop 'hating',
      Wizzy Bizzy Izzy Thizzy Dogg

    13. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um, send them a URL to Newegg of the thing they need to buy and then make them buy you dinner when you install it? Jeez, all this social networking and nobody knows how to have friends anymore.

    14. Re:Meh by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm actaully fairly happy with the notion that a user might be ignorant about what they're using - you don't need to know how an engine functions to drive a car, nor do you need to know what's inside the case of your computer in order to use it.
      As I work in IT support (ish anyway) I don't really mind if someone comes to me saying 'my computer isn't working'. I'll assume a relatively low level of understanding, and just get on with it, and maybe take some time to explain what was up and how it was fixed if they're interested.
      But I do mind 'picking up words' that 'sound technical' because they think it makes them sound like they are more knowledgeable. Because then you've got to assume the same level of baseline experience, but this time without an accurate description of what is actually wrong.

    15. Re:Meh by powerlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I don't understand. I was using my computer and The Windows broke."

      "The Windows keeps restarting every time I turn it on."

      "I think I have a virus, The Windows is running slower."

      "I think there is something wrong with The WIndows. It keeps beeping and the TV won't turn on."

      Works for me.

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    16. Re:Meh by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everything under the hood is "the engine".
      The monitor is "the computer".
      The computer is "the hard drive".

      If you don't know how or when to listen to people, you should hide out on the interweb.

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      Yeah, sure. A big part of tech support is often personal interaction - something some of our fellow techies need serious work on. But that's just blowing off the issue.

      A monitor is "the computer" except for when it's actually the monitor. And "the hard drive" is the computer except when they're actually talking about a hard drive. The thing is confusing and complex enough without adding to the confusion with mismatched terminology (i.e. from the article someone expecting that "replacing a hard drive" was getting them an entirely new system).

    17. Re:Meh by Xaedalus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just wanted to say thank you for doing this. That is an example of excellent customer service and excellent sales tactics. Informed customers are happy customers, and happy customers come back to you. I wish more businesses would take the time to do what you do. So some karmic kudos to you, sir. You deserve them. :-)

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    18. Re:Meh by Ioldanach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're again presuming the consumer has the slightest clue. The salesperson might well give them the cost of fixing their current computer with the services they want to try and sell them, without the consumer fully comprehending what the costs entail. This is not at all unusual. In the end, the consumer will have two computers and probably ask a friend how to get their old files over, since they don't actually care about most of the files on their old box. I've had to deal with this myself on more than one occasion. Relatives that bought new computers because their old ones didn't work well any more and they need help getting their 'my documents' and 'desktop' folders moved over and that's pretty much it.

    19. Re:Meh by broggyr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are a lot of folks that can't "do shit for themselves". Just because we know how to do this stuff doesn't mean everyone does (or is physically able to). The old phrase "Everyone is stupid, just in different areas" applies here. I don't know the first thing about replacing the roof on my house; does this mean I have to know how to replace it simply because I own it?

      If everyone knew how to do their own PC work, that'd kill off a large percentage of businesses. I do my best to help the person understand what it is they are talking about without being condescending; it's not their fault if they can't get it. They are most likely good at other things, such as accounting, etc.

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    20. Re:Meh by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment on client knowledge, please do not forget that a client's ignorance is the catalyst for folks like us to get paid!

      Well, which would you rather have... a client that calls every 5 minutes for advice because they're dependent on you for answers, or a client that only calls you when there's a REAL problem? ;)

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    21. Re:Meh by broggyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the people are utterly incapable of doing it themselves, then they can either pay someone else to do it for them or deal with the frustration; it's their choice. Some people just can't or won't grasp the concepts for whatever reasons, and I for one doesn't think it's helpful to drown them in a bucket of jargon or pull them along kicking & screaming. IT professionals are in business to help those who can't or won't do it themselves, the same as other professionals are in business; to do stuff for other folks that they cannot or do not ant to do. Most of these folks only get more frustrated when they are constantly corrected in the proper terminology or repeatedly shown to do something in which they clearly aren't interested. Color-coding the cables definitely makes it easier, but it's still only a 'big box with wires hooking to it' to these folks. You know what I do about it? I help them. Sometimes I get paid, sometimes I get dinner, and sometimes I get the satisfaction that I've helped someone.

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    22. Re:Meh by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because there's a 90% chance they're running windows and everyone hates trying to fix window computers- especially ones that they don't maintain.

      I try not to do work I hate.

    23. Re:Meh by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You probably end up paying allot too. Deliberately remaining ignorant about something your are investing in is always stupid. Now I am not suggesting you should become expert automotive technician before you have someone else get your car fixed but when someone is offering to teach you about something you don't know you really should take them up on it.

      I had an engine with a watter jacket problem. The repair shop started detailing what they knew they needed to do. Past experience with auto cooling systems gave me at least enough information to ask some follow up questions. I concluded it was all likely to get more expensive. Knowing a little about the labor required to various things, I was able to ask they "hey could we just get a new long block and drop it in cheaper?" A few phone calls later and we determined that would indeed be a better answer.

      I am sure I save 2k or so on that. Where did I get most of this information by asking questions along the way and listening when people bothered to explain something to me.

      Modern society means you can be a specialist rather then a generalist. Thats a good thing because it means you can learn to be great at something instead of just okay at anything. Knowing nothing outside your expertise however just makes you someone who can't see the forest through the trees.

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    24. Re:Meh by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Car analogy:

      Please find someone who drives a car and if they do not know the name of every part of the engine tell them to stop driving

      They are a user, they do not know, do not need to know, and do not care what is in the box!

      Have you have never worked in IT? the average level of user barely knows there is a box under their desk, let alone what is inside it

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    25. Re:Meh by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What do you suppose they check the email or URL out on when their hard drive is crashed?

      That's something that always puzzled me. Our local electric coop decided to discontinue the 800 number to see if your power outage was already reported. Instead, they went to a website so that you can conveniently turn on your computer without electricity, navigate through your dark as night router to enter your address in a website to see if your power outage needs to be reported or not. At least with the 800 number, it used your phone number from caller ID (or enter it manu8aly) to check your billing records for your address coverage and if it wasn't reported, you could just press numbers on the keypad at the prompts and automatically report the outage. Now you conveniently need to not need power at your house to report an outage.

  2. Modem Box by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also get the term "modem box" frequently, in reference to the tower.

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    1. Re:Modem Box by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, so I thought too back in the day.... However, when I started looking into it I found out I was wrong. Read up on how ADSL works..

      ADSL is not fully digital at all. It splits out the frequencies used for voice and then utilises the frequencies not used by voice. If I explain it to a layperson, I usually tell them it's like having a bunch of modems running in parallel.

  3. This is why IDLE is a category... by Doches · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...so I don't click on pointless drivel like this by mistake.

    1. Re:This is why IDLE is a category... by alteran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...so I don't click on pointless drivel like this by mistake.

      This is why "ironic" is a category, so I don't click on pointless drivel like this by mistake.

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  4. Known terms by Allicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's one of the few components they routinely hear about which is usually referred to with words rather than letters and is therefore easier to remember. Since it becomes the only known (though not understood) technical term, a certain class of users will invoke it at every opportunity they get to make themselves sound as if they know what they're talking about and thereby deserve some preferential treatment.

    This is not something specific to computing. The same type of people will constantly refer their mechanic to their "carburetor" or their plumber to their "ball cock" ;-)

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    1. Re:Known terms by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not just that (although that is certainly part of it). The "computer" is on their desk (keyboard, mouse and monitor), so whatever else is connected to the "computer" needs its own name. I can never get it through my sister's head that the "computer" is the box on the floor and the stuff on her desk is just peripherals. Whenever she has a problem with her computer it takes me forever to figure out if the problem is something I can walk her through over the phone or if I need to drive over there to fix it.

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  5. When you work with it daily..... by killerkoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I completely understand. If our users had a better grasp of technology, they would be making all the numb skull mistakes. The same mistakes that are ranked Level 1 importance, when in fact every else on my plate is actually more important.

    If they used the proper terms, I wouldn't have to carry around a mini shop in a bag.

    What I am have a problem with, is when they get offended by you asking them questions that could help me fix it right now, over the phone. Saving them time and, most of the time, money.

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  6. Priority by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think of the issue from the point of view of someone who has no interest in the technical aspects of a computer. They see the entire desktop amalgamation--display, keyboard, mouse, and box of chips--as the computer. Now consider the first time that the computer, as a whole, caused them anxiety or stress: for most people when a document was lost, or when the system failed to boot, or when the system began malfunctioning. That anxiety was not caused, most frequently, by the CPU, or the motherboard, or by the memory, or the monitor, or the mouse. The source of the anxiety was something that happened with the hard drive. In their struggle to appear to know more about the computer they have managed to identify that there is a significant component called the hard drive. It's a default setting. If the word they are looking for is not the entire computer then, by default, it must be the hard drive.

    People do know the difference between the radio and the engine of a car because, for many people, the radio is every bit as important as the engine and, should the radio go out, it would cause them just as much anxiety as the engine going out.

    Another poster mentioned 'modem box'. Those people, obviously, have had their largest and most stressful experience with the computer when the modem was no longer working properly. Blame that one on AOL.

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    1. Re:Priority by FredFredrickson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm happy to allow trained professionals to deal with my car when there's a problem. Often times, I don't know the source of the problem. That being said- I still know the difference between, say, the engine and the starter. I can tell the difference between a brakes problem and an engine problem. But I couldn't tell you much more than that.

      The problem isn't that they don't know- it's that they just go ahead and use random words that they don't know. If I don't know the problem, or anything related to it- I describe the symptoms, and don't pretend to know more than I do. I certainly don't suggest that the solenoid on the belts is causing a gas leak.

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  7. magic box, good enough for most by arikol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is, most users don't NEED or WANT to know about how the tool works. Doesn't matter what tool that is.

    WE do.

    A general car driver WILL say "the engine is broken" if the engine, drive-train or ANY other mechanical part between engine and wheels seems to malfunction. That goes about many of you computer experts as well.
    Why?
    You don't NEED or WANT to know anything about flywheels, transmissions, cam-shafts, fuel injector nozzles or other car crap.

    Respect the user as a USER of a tool. A very advanced and complicated tool which needs a specialist to understand it.

    As for the understanding the average user does need.
    They need to know about the storage, the hard disk. Just so they can find files. They don't need to know about the CPU, RAM (except that you can only run a few apps at once, if the computer gets slow then shut down some programs) or PSUs or motherboards or any of that crap.

    Just think about your life and all the tools YOU use, yet don't really understand. When it fails, it's broken. Just... youknow...the box, it dun broked!

    Even where you have some limited laymans understanding that may still be rather faulty (most people don't understand microwaves for instance)

  8. Re:Just hard drive? by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And if I hear the phrase "now, I am computer illiterate..." one more fucking time....

    The best therapy for that one though, is to mentally change illiterate to ignorant.

    Trust me, those people are fine. It's the ones who pretend to know what they're talking about, that cause the headaches.

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  9. It's our fault... by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the problem is actually that the computer field didn't come up with a proper term themselves. I remember way back-in-the-day some computer enthusiasts calling it "the CPU" which is also highly misleading. Nowadays, computer people will call it, "the tower", "the machine", "the box", or something like that. But let's face it--these are actually not very good terms. We don't actually have a precise and universal term that refer to it. The situation was muddled by the fact that there is no standard form-factor for a computer (we went from big servers, to boxes laying down, to boxes standing up like towers, to all-in-ones like iMacs, with all kinds of variations in between...).

    Now this isn't a problem for computer people. We know what "power cycle the system" means and we can be precise by saying "press the button on the front of the case". But because amongst ourselves we don't consistently use a precise term, other people just picked-up on whatever term sounded right. We kept referring to "the hard drive" while pointing at (actually inside) the box, so people thought the box was "the hard drive". It's understandable.

    The whole situation is funny, but not the end of the world. You just have to keep in mind that when someone uses precise terminology (like "hard drive" or "operating system" or "internet") they could very well be using it wrong.

  10. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When I was younger and first learning about computers I made this mistake all the time until a more computer literate friend corrected me. I think the problem is when someone refers to memory they normally associate that with how their memory works in a human. You have memories to hold long term information so people will make the same assumption when the computer says "Need more memory to run the program." The message is a little vague in that sense. I can't really fault people for making the error.

  11. Sure by earnest+murderer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But outside of nerddom, computers are all software. People make the distinction between the motor and the radio because they interact with the stereo and the motor separately. And really, most people would identify the alternator, water pump, and headders as "motor". Most people have never opened the case to their pc and only know it as the thing they have to turn on to get at the internet.

    I think it's mostly an issue of people having been trained for years that the relevant part is the hard drive and that everything else is just nerd jargon for the crap that supports the drive.

    Frankly, they're right.

    Everything lives on the hard drive, and when some part fucks up, it's their data that gets screwed up and the software that they interact with that tells them or quits working. The particular component that failed is pretty much irrelevant. The data on the drive is inaccessible or corrupt.

    In a similar but related argument that pops up once in a while... nerds talk about hardening the Linux OS and say things like "the only thing rogue software could destroy is user data, the OS proper remains unharmed". Neglecting the fact that the whole fucking purpose is the data.

    Users call it the hard drive because that's the only part that actually matters.

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  12. It doesn't stop there by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Try to get them to understand that they need to buy 2 Gigs of ram when they could have hundreds for the same price... only that these Gigs come in hard drive form.

    But you may excuse them, IMO. We do use similar terms for quite different things. Graphics ram and system ram are both measured in MB and GB, but they are not interchangable. You cannot make your Windows run faster with a graphics card of 1GB ram, if you only have 128MB system memory, it won't do you any good. And Megahertz, Megabyte... they're both Mega, right. And if the advertising industry taught me anything, Mega means good, so it's gotta be great...

    Snideness aside. Maybe our jargon is a bit hard to understand outside the biz. Your muffler is a muffler and it doesn't belong anywhere else. The fluids you fill into the various places in your car are very easy to keep apart. Breaking flued does not only sound different than fuel, it also smells and looks very different.

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    1. Re:It doesn't stop there by fubar1971 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your example is not a very good one.

      "Graphics ram and system ram are both measured in MB and GB, but they are not interchangeable."

      MB, GB, Mhz, etc are all units of measure. They have nothing to do with components of a computer.

      Your example is like saying I need 1 qt of brake fluid can be confused with 4 qt's of oil. 2 totally different things, but the same unit of measure.

      You would have been better off with comparing something like DDR vs. DDR2 or IDE vs. SATA.

  13. Most people will never understand by jmyers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was doing work for a small town ISP a few years ago (1996 or so). They had a policy that if you bring your PC to the office they will configure it for you. A lady showed with with just the CRT monitor and wanted to get set up for internet access. The guy I was working with explained very nicely that he needed the computer and this was just the monitor. She said that she was not sure and would come back with the other part. The really bad part...the lady who brought in the monitor taught computer 101 classes at the local community college.

  14. Re:IT Crowd by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IIRC it was more like

    "I could go on"
    "Clicking ... double clicking... the mouse... mice ... the thing under the table"
    "The hard drive!"
    "Correct".

    The fun (or not so fun, IMO) part of our profession is that you can BS anyone into believing anything, as long as you stay ahead just an inch. Sadly, this also means that imposters can easily become your boss if they can pull off a better show than you, despite not knowing anything about Komputars.

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  15. cutting-edge word definition? by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Twig?

    Cutting-edge word definition? This one goes back to the 1700s!

    twig (twig)

    transitive verb, intransitive verb twigged, twigging twigging

          1. to observe
          2. to understand

    Etymology: via thieves' slang from Irish "tuigim", I understand

    1. Re:cutting-edge word definition? by uglyduckling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, because in many parts of the English speaking world (presumably excluding North America) "to twig" is widely understood to mean "to understand", and in fact generally implies a sudden realisation of something that other may have found obvious. It's not obscure and not elitist, it's just not American.

  16. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, what exactly is the difference between memory and storage? Access latency and capacity are just implementation details, and even persistence is arguably so.

  17. Re:When you call them by WPIDalamar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Describing the symptoms over declaring the problem.

    Whenever I hear a "X is broken", I'll ask them to step back and ask them to tell me why they think that.

  18. As a CFO once told me by zerofoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A CFO at a local community bank once told me (I was the manager of network services for the bank):

    "I don't want to know how the watch works, I just want to know what time it is."

    That put my job into perspective.

    -ted

    1. Re:As a CFO once told me by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet he doesn't tell the jeweler that the mainspring is broken when the second hand has fallen off, though.

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  19. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try the "computer as kitchen" analogy.

    System memory = counter top; where stuff that's being worked on now is
    Hard drive = refrigerator and cabinets; stuff you want to keep/use, but aren't using now
    CPU = oven
    Programs = food processor, blender, etc.

    I've found it to work surprisingly well.

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    Loose things are easy to lose. You're getting your hair cut. They're going there to see their aunt.
  20. It is not just computers by Ravenscall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not long before he died, my grandfather and I were able to bond over this.

    Now, he did not know the first damn thing about computers. Given that he spent most of the first two decades of his life without electricity, I really could not blame him. However, he was a furniture salesman from the 50s through the 70s. I was relating to him some of the frustration of front line tech support, and he told me about some of the things he dealt with back then. Like people calling in because they bought ironing boards, and the ironing board was not ironing their clothes. Or those newfangled microwaves. People would buy them, put the food in, and not understand why the food was not cooking even though they had not turned any dials or pressed any buttons. We shared quite a few laughs over people misunderstanding technologies that are so elementary today a child can use them.

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    You say you want a revolution....
  21. Re:Talk about jargon by PeterBrett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't twig just what she meant at the time.

    Trying to use a cutting-edge word definition which only a select few know makes you look, and sound, elitist as well as trying too hard (which also applies to this common sense blurb called an article).

    You, sir, are an arse. Someone using decades-old British colloquialisms does not warrant such a ridiculous diatribe.

  22. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Love the analogy... I just fail to see why the oven is any different from the food processor or blender. Not all food (data?) gets put in the oven...

  23. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. by MunkieLife · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would probably change CPU = Oven analogy. Maybe CPU = Chef or Chefs. If you have a really fast chef or chefs, but no counter space, then shit can only be done so fast... but if you have a slow Chef, it doesn't matter how much counter space you have, shit ain't gonna be done fast.

  24. Popular culture often perpetuates this misnomer... by TheBrakShow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the popular TV show Chuck the main characters, supposedly tech experts, repeatedly refer to desktop PCs as "hard drives."

    I assume that millions of viewers adopt this misuse of vocabulary under the assumption that the fictional Nerd Herd employees actually know what they are talking about.

    It kinda bugs me that the show's writers could be so lazy/ignorant when it comes to simple tech vocabulary.

  25. We need better terminology by randallman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think computer jargon needs some improvement. What do you call the computer system, sans monitor? Box? Tower? I don't blame users for being confused. They probably call it CPU or hard drive because they expect a technical term to apply, yet none does. And what about hard disk? How's that going to fly when we're using flash drives? It's not actually a disk.

    We need some better terminology. Maybe pmem (persistent memory) instead of hard drive.

  26. Re:Talk about jargon by omnichad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I pity your flamebait status, but alas I have no points.

  27. I'll tell you why... by tpz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I highly suspect that this dichotomy stems from a belief (well-founded or not) that mechanics are below their station in life but high-tech professionals should be below it and are somehow above it.

    For ages and ages, mechanics have been (even if only in perception) dirty, slightly lower-class people that fix our things when we need them to. On the other hand, high-tech professionals appear to be clean, generally-well-educated people that can make six-figure salaries for being not much more than being born introverted and socially awkward. :) They may only need a high-tech professional when something is broken and needs fixing, just like they would for a mechanic, but this seems to only magnify the problem in some strange way.

    People would like to be seen as knowing a little something about what their mechanics do, if only to provide a mild threat against being ripped off, but are fine with not knowing all that much about it because if they did then it might indicate that they are closer to their mechanic's station in life. This is something they want to avoid if possible. On the other hand, people get very touchy when they can't pull off an air of understanding and correctness of matters related to stations in life that they perceive to be higher than theirs, even if the only aspect they care about in this particular case is the high-tech professional's earning potential and recognized demand in the marketplace.

    Compounding all of this is the fact that while a mechanic may involve someone in diagnosing a problem by having them answer a few very simple questions, they generally involve them in the process less than a high-tech professional often has to, even ignoring for the moment that even if a high-tech professional needed to ask the same number of questions each of those questions can be much more difficult for them to answer.

    As they do with a mechanic, they want to see the high-tech professional as a servant they can just throw problems at. Except that this "servant" is better-educated, works a cleaner job with generally better hours and quite regularly a higher salary than theirs, and is asking them questions they can't answer (or fake.) This combination seems to make their blood boil more often than not, and it certainly doesn't help that the high-tech professional's lifetime experience as a socially-awkward introvert means that when they do have to involve someone in the diagnostic process they don't present questions and process answers as smoothly as would help the situation along.