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Microsoft Trying To Patent a 'Magic Wand'
theodp writes "Newly-disclosed USPTO documents show that Microsoft is seeking patent protection for a 'Magic Wand,' a device with various gizmos and sensors that can manipulate and interact with its environment, including video and holographic images, while using biometrics to connect with the user. 'Even the most pragmatic individual,' explains Microsoft, 'would have trouble arguing against the merits or utility of, say, a magic wand that actually worked to control or communicate with objects or components in an associated nearby environment.' No doubt. The inventors include CXO/CTO J Allard, and Sr. Researcher Andy Wilson."
The Doctor called... He wants to have a word with them about his sonic screwdriver.
The Digital Sorceress
but they still can't use it to make Vista disappear.
http://twitter.com/OLDTELEGRAM
I think MS needs to rethink their naming. I doubt this is what they have in mind.
Then again we're talking about the company whose CEO wants to squirt you pictures of his kids...
Yes?
And do you put on your robe and wizard hat before you use it?
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
... As long as it works by magic, and not technology, give 'em the patent.
Use your head, can't you, use your head,
You're on earth, there's no cure for that - S. Beckett
...let's see how well you use it. And so began the great wand battle of '09 between MS and Nintendo.
Sorry about the mess.
[quote]device that can manipulate and interact with its environment[/quote]
I will stick with the katana .. it manupulates and interacts with the phyical enviroment very well.
Does a good job on people with pesky magic wands too!
No sensors or gizmos needed, and only effects what you point it.
YMMV
Wandows?
Table-ized A.I.
"It's not the size of the wand...but, the MAGIC behind it!!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Probably just a stretched-out Clippy.
Set your phasers on "funky"!
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
And apparently, in their filing, Microsoft thinks that any sufficiently obvious idea is indistinguishable from innovation.
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Toro
He claims prior Dark Art.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne