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Sophos Releases Klingon Language Version

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the a-for-effort dept.

Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos, which is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software. Now Qo'nos too can be completely safe from the storm. If only we could see a Sophos logo in the next Paramount endeavor, the cycle would be complete.

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  1. Ahem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What pitiful Klingon would need anti-virus protection? A true warrior relishes at the opportunity to die the perfect death at the hands of Canadian Pharmacy pop-ups.

    Where can I find this dishonored warrior?

    1. Re:Ahem. by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Klingon reaction to virus: "Perhaps today IS a good day to have Conficker wipe out all my files!"

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  2. Re:Klingon's use Windows by dreemernj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Klingons don't use WIMP interfaces.

    A real warrior carves bits onto his harddrive with the tip of his Bat`leth.

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    1 (short ton / firkin) = 89.1432354 slugs / keg
  3. Re:Klingon's use Windows by auric_dude · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, Window's clings on despite our best efforts to flush it away.

  4. Why am I so ashamed? by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers

    Why am I so ashamed - to admit that this sounds pretty hot?

  5. Re:Klingon Linux distro by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't really in Klingon, though, is it? It just 'brings together some of the best in Klingon art, music and applications'...

    That's all well and good, but without the language, etc, would any true Klingon actually use it?

    THIS is why Linux isn't ready for the Klingon Desktop...

  6. Oh crap! by KneelBeforeZod · · Score: 3, Funny

    We've DECLOAKED!!! If only we had used anti-virus software. Noooooo!!! *kaboom*

  7. ERROR by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny


    ERROR: maximum geekativity threshold reached. Product STOPPED.

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    Table-ized A.I.
  8. Great business move by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos who is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software.

    First time I've seen an anti-virus company release a birth control product!

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  9. Re:Klingon's use Windows by powerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

    A real warrior does not use Operating Systems that coddle you like OSX.

    A real warrior does not hide behind the security of a Linux install.

    A real warrior relishes the eternal battle between himself, his operating system and those that would cunningly infect your system.

    Windows is obviously the only choice for honorable combat.

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    This space for rent. All reasonable inquiries will be entertained at proprietors discretion.
  10. Re:Klingon Linux distro by realnrh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Klingons have a fondness for Windows because they hear it has lots of COM-BAT files.

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    Long? What do you mean the signature at the bottom of every comment I post on Slashdot is too lo