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Sophos Releases Klingon Language Version

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the a-for-effort dept.

Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos, which is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software. Now Qo'nos too can be completely safe from the storm. If only we could see a Sophos logo in the next Paramount endeavor, the cycle would be complete.

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  1. Tribbles!!! by Raistlin77 · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Use Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that your existing protection might have missed. The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus software. Phasers can be left set to stun."

    Haha!

  2. Re:Klingon Linux distro by Raistlin77 · · Score: 3, Informative

    See http://www.lanana.org/docs/unicode/unicode.txt - scroll down to "Klingon language support"...

  3. Re:Nothing wrong with this by russlar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bork Bork Bork (I don't even know what that is)

    Sweedish Chef, from the Muppet Show.

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  4. Re:Why? by princessproton · · Score: 3, Informative

    It looks similar to Latin, but actually it's just frequently used nonsense placeholder text.

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  5. A few more fun things on the site by Alystair · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the release notes, and the source code for the page for more comedy. I wish other sites had hidden back-talk between the developers :)