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Sophos Releases Klingon Language Version

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the a-for-effort dept.

Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos, which is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software. Now Qo'nos too can be completely safe from the storm. If only we could see a Sophos logo in the next Paramount endeavor, the cycle would be complete.

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  1. Ahem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What pitiful Klingon would need anti-virus protection? A true warrior relishes at the opportunity to die the perfect death at the hands of Canadian Pharmacy pop-ups.

    Where can I find this dishonored warrior?

  2. Why am I so ashamed? by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers

    Why am I so ashamed - to admit that this sounds pretty hot?

  3. Re:Klingon Linux distro by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't really in Klingon, though, is it? It just 'brings together some of the best in Klingon art, music and applications'...

    That's all well and good, but without the language, etc, would any true Klingon actually use it?

    THIS is why Linux isn't ready for the Klingon Desktop...

  4. Great business move by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos who is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software.

    First time I've seen an anti-virus company release a birth control product!

    --

    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)