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Sophos Releases Klingon Language Version

Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos, which is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software. Now Qo'nos too can be completely safe from the storm. If only we could see a Sophos logo in the next Paramount endeavor, the cycle would be complete.

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  1. Ahem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What pitiful Klingon would need anti-virus protection? A true warrior relishes at the opportunity to die the perfect death at the hands of Canadian Pharmacy pop-ups.

    Where can I find this dishonored warrior?

  2. Re:May I be the first to say... by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm about to commit a cardinal sin of slashdot, but I don't care.

    Bring back idle

    At least when all this worthless, not even funny 'news' was on idle, I could filter it out of my front page. Now it's in every category: news, entertainment, IT... Just put it in the corner somewhere so that those of us that don't want it don't have to see it.

  3. Heard in the HQ by Randseed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "This virus has no honor! You dishonorable top'aQ! Defend yourself!"

  4. Re:May I be the first to say... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bring back idle

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Oh, and it didn't go anywhere. It's still sitting behind the scenes, watching, waiting, getting ready to threaten our intelligence and very existence!

    As for this story however, it is actually "News for Nerds". Even if it doesn't matter.

  5. Why am I so ashamed? by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers

    Why am I so ashamed - to admit that this sounds pretty hot?

  6. Re:Klingon Linux distro by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't really in Klingon, though, is it? It just 'brings together some of the best in Klingon art, music and applications'...

    That's all well and good, but without the language, etc, would any true Klingon actually use it?

    THIS is why Linux isn't ready for the Klingon Desktop...

  7. Great business move by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos who is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software.

    First time I've seen an anti-virus company release a birth control product!

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)