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Google Tricycles To Map Footpaths For Street View

CNETNate writes "To advance its Street View service this summer, Google is poised to unleash the unstoppable power of human legs. Google will deploy pedal-powered tricycles — the company calls them 'Google Trikes' — mounted with 360 degree Street View cameras to map areas inaccessible by its fleet of Street View cars." The article indicates that the trikes will first see use in the UK, to map out public walking paths, but one anonymous commenter said: "This must be bogus — you are not allowed to cycle on public footpaths in the UK, I can't believe Google would have overlooked such a fundamental fact. Not to mention that the vehicle pictured wouldn't fit down most paths." PC World features the trikes in Rome.

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  1. Good job kdawson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The article indicates that the trikes will first see use in the UK"

    He then goes on to link to pictures of them actually being used in Rome. Did the UK annex Rome?

    1. Re:Good job kdawson! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Put cameras on everyone's cats.... You'll get a lot more than a "street view".....

      And speaking of people's cats, you could put them up dogs' noses and get many an entertaining shot.

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    2. Re:Good job kdawson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    3. Re:Good job kdawson! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Put cameras on everyone's cats.... You'll get a lot more than a "street view".....

      Especially the view from Ceiling Cat.

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    4. Re:Good job kdawson! by Jbcarpen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suspect the average cat would be difficult to put up a dogs nose. I do however think that if you managed to do so, then there would indeed be entertaining footage to be had.

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    5. Re:Good job kdawson! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suspect the average cat would be difficult to put up a dogs nose.

      Only in solid form.

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  2. Next up: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google Sherpa!

  3. Pretty soon ... by jsnipy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon there will be "Google Stuff in Your House" where a half dozen guys dressed head to toe in black with head mounted cameras will rifle through your belongings, cabinets, and drawers. So when you loose your cars keys, just Google it!

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    1. Re:Pretty soon ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/261905722_d2912c0465.jpg It's already been done!

    2. Re:Pretty soon ... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not sure you thought your cunning plan all the way through.

      Me: Honey, where did I put my car keys?
      Her: I don't know dear, just fucking google it.
      Me: OK, according to Google they are on the keyhook next to the door... WTF? They aren't there!
      Her: Oh, that's right, dear, the Googol Housecrawling Spiders of Doom haven't been through since last Tuesday. That's where they were then.

      Me: Fucking useless GoogleHouse app. At least they helpfully recorded the combination when I unlocked my safe.

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    3. Re:Pretty soon ... by drunkenoafoffofb3ta · · Score: 2, Funny

      My brother photoshopped that concept: http://www.b3ta.com/board/5779869

    4. Re:Pretty soon ... by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      So when you loose your cars keys, just Google it!

      Wouldn't tightening them be more appropriate?

    5. Re:Pretty soon ... by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me: OK, according to Google they are on the keyhook next to the door... WTF? They aren't there!
      Her: Oh, that's right, dear, the Googol Housecrawling Spiders of Doom haven't been through since last Tuesday. That's where they were then.
      Me: Fucking useless GoogleHouse app.[...]

      There's always Google's cached copy of them...

    6. Re:Pretty soon ... by fava · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering the scale bars at the bottom are set to 200 miles, then I would say its a pretty big flat.

      There would be no problem seeing it from orbit, the coffee table is 100 miles by 200 miles just by itself, and the rug is a massive 700 miles square.

      Your brother must be rich to afford a flat that big!

    7. Re:Pretty soon ... by Clovis42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shortly after I showed Google Earth to my Mom, she came to me with a question. A friend of hers wanted to know if I could get photos of someone who broke into her house. That's right; satellite images of a specific time (at night!) that were good enough that you could actually identify the people in them, on google, for free. Now, maybe the CIA can do this....

      I remember being amazed at what was offered on Google Earth when it first came out. It is always surprising when someone else thinks that a technology can do something that is insanely more complicated than what I was amazed by.

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    8. Re:Pretty soon ... by vishbar · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he meant "loose". He uses live wolves to start his car.

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    9. Re:Pretty soon ... by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but I draw the line at stealing policemen's helmets.

  4. Little cameras grow... by MikeOtl67of · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if I should not make a space for a camera on my child's helmet... Any offer?

  5. Where no tricycle can go... by ATestR · · Score: 1, Funny

    "This must be bogus -- you are not allowed to cycle on public footpaths in the UK

    For UK, they will actually be deploying Google Beanie-Caps

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  6. Re:LIDAR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    By attaching it to their masts.

  7. This is all well and good... by starglider29a · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...until SKYNET uses this data to track us to our hiding places in the woods!!!

    1. Re:This is all well and good... by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then we hide in Vault 101.

  8. Re:Hmmm . . . . by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good luck when you hit a set of stairs! Those pictures will turn out *awesome*.

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  9. Re:google + scuba = ? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCUGA.

    Self-contained underwater Google app.

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  10. An April Fools Day joke in May? by BiloxiGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    History has shown that the human leg is an often untapped behemoth of energy, having in the past powered generators, submarines and, of course, deep space hair dryers aboard Red Dwarf.

    Next thing you know they'll be reporting that Lister has been hired to peddle the thing around London. They tried to hire Cat but he was afraid being outside in the summer heat and humidity would ruin his fantastically perfect hairdo.

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  11. Re:There's a few businesses and the like... by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always get lost walking the many trails at the local nudist colony -- do you think Google could come out and map these for me?

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  12. Google Bike Path, Foot Trail, and River would be.. by PinchDuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    awesome. To the best of my knowledge, GPS's will show rivers, but if you are paddling on one, it won't give you a great ETA. Google Rivers, on the other hand, could record average current speed and all the bends in the river to a genuine geocoded object instead of a dumb jpeg. That would be pretty sweet.

  13. Re:Forget street view, how about decent maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be great to have a feature that a) lets me find them, and b) tells me exactly how far out of my way I'd need to go for the added safety/pleasantness of using them.

    And hookers.

  14. History lesson by Smivs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did the UK annex Rome?

    No, it was the other way round. Rome invaded Britain in 43AD. I think they've mostly gone home now.

    1. Re:History lesson by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but what have the Romans ever done for us?

    2. Re:History lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Killed Jesus?

    3. Re:History lesson by beav007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ladies and gentlemen - thank you for flying Air Slashdot! The joke is now approaching its cruising altitude of 3 feet above your head...

  15. Profit!!! by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just add some bells and a freezer and it can further add to Google revenue!!!

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  16. Re:I can just imagine by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I imagine they'll have plenty of evidence to help the police identify their assailants.

  17. Re:google + scuba = ? by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    just attach cameras to aquatic lifeforms and let us swim the depths of the oceans from our computers...

    Oh great. Sharks with frickin' Google cams.

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  18. Re:I can just imagine by geobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

    They see me roll on
    My Google Trike
    And I know in my heart
    They think I'm ridin' nerdy

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  19. Re:Forget street view, how about decent maps by saintlupus · · Score: 2, Funny

    You actually got stopped by the Sheriff of Nottingham? That's awesome.

  20. The path less googled by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny

    I shall be twittering this with a sigh
    On someone's blogs and blogs hence:
    Two paths diverged in a wood, and I--
    I took the one less googled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

    --RFrostie1977

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  21. Re:There's a few businesses and the like... by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have but the problem was the naming. "Google pervert" just wasn't marketable so they scrapped the entire project.

  22. Re:I can just imagine by rossifer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a potato cannon that's accurate enough from 50-100 yards away but also works like a mortar launcher that we can peg a bush roughly 5 acres away (about 250 yards).

    5 acres away? If you planted those 250 yards with zucchini, how many neighbors could you bother over the next furlong?

    (Yeah, yeah, so I'm not all that great with jokes about improperly used units.)

  23. Re:I can just imagine by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once heard about a guy who could do the Kessle run in 12 parsecs.

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  24. Re:google + scuba = ? by curtix7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and helium

  25. Re:Forget street view, how about decent maps by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Blackjack!

    In fact, forget the bike paths! And the Blackjack.

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