Sedate Your Kids While They Play

If your child won't sit still at the dentist, the doctor, or the kitchen table, you need the PediSedate Helmet. The device consisting of a colorful headset that connects to a game component or a portable CD player. After a snorkel attachment goes into the child's mouth, the helmet will monitor respiratory function and distribute nitrous oxide or anesthetic gas. The company website states, "The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music. This dramatically improves the hospital or dental experience for the child, parents and healthcare providers."

Comments

This device

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

Is CE marked, UL listed, and Pedobear approved!

Oblig.

[Reason58]

Bender: And so I ask you this one question: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Hard Mode

[njfuzzy]

Finally, a way to add some challenge to older games!

Re:Adults?

[Critical Facilities]

They should make one that is bluetooth enabled. It would make those hour and a half conference calls much more interesting.

Re:College Students will LOVE it!

[FredFredrickson]

holy crap! You hands are huge too! and why the hell is my tea kettle falling asleep? I'm not sitting on it.