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Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People?

True Vox writes "My fiance and I have recently taken interest in City of Heroes (she's currently got a character on my account). She's got a cute little netbook, but nothing nearly powerful enough for a 5-year-old MMORPG, let alone if we take interest in Champions Online! I am reticent to buy a new gaming computer simply for what amounts to a passing phase. Has anyone had any experience using one computer to control two monitors with two sets of input devices (e.g. two keyboards and two mice, or one keyboard, one mouse, and a 360 gamepad, perhaps)? I have seen one solution that might work, but not much information from users that I can find. In short, does anyone have any experience with setups like this?"

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  1. Syntax error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    No closing parenthesis

  2. Re:Oh dear...did he even search the internets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    search?q=2+players+1+computer

    Woah! You almost had me fooled and made me click on that link!

  3. DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're asking a bunch of dorks about a technical question concerning the opposite sex?

    head explodes

    1. Re:DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! by Autonom · · Score: 2, Funny

      "(Hey, if you can't fuck your friends and family, then who can you fuck?)" (sic) "I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go." Families that play together... Stay together. "Now make like a tree... and get the f*** out of here!"

  4. Re:RDP by nschubach · · Score: 2, Funny

    A) Just have her remote desktop into your computer, log in as another user, and play that way

    B) fiance... fiance.... SPEND TIME WITH HER

    A) Last time I checked, RDP has trouble with accelerated video. Has this changed?

    [...and why is it always about "her" wants? Get a two way relationship for heaven's sake.]

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  5. Parentheses! by Veggiesama · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parentheses, man! Learn to use them (or if you don't want to learn how to use them, just avoid using them (unless you are just trying to be hopelessly recursive (which is not always a bad thing))).

  6. Re:Oh dear...did he even search the internets? by mr_stinky_britches · · Score: 3, Funny

    search?q=2+players+1+computer

    Woah! You almost had me fooled and made me click on that link!

    hah nice one anon...freud at work i s'pose.

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  7. Obviously fake. by Shag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gamer with a fiancee? I can't believe you guys fell for this obvious troll attempt.

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    1. Re:Obviously fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know whether to mod you funny or let my gamer fiance, who's sitting next to me, slap you over the internet.

      We both game. He's playing GalCiv2 and I'm posting on /. and waiting for my Titan Expansion to finish downloading for UT3.


      Well, obviously homosexuals don't count. Not that difficult to find men who are into gaming...

    2. Re:Obviously fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You said he which indicates that you are the female in the relationship. This proves that you do not exist.

  8. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ask Slashdot, Get Slashdot

  9. Re:A relationship obviously not built on respect by mkanoap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you a full time femenist or just a whiner over the internets?

    Oh come on now anonymous coward. Why can't I be both?

  10. Don't let her get into mmo's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its not worth it. She'll gain 20 pounds, lose her job, and end up blowing her 19 year old guild leader when she takes a trip to go "see her parents" so she can get some extra dkp.

    I'm not bitter.

  11. In short by Ash-Fox · · Score: 3, Funny

    In short, does anyone have any experience with setups like this?

    Since you asked in short, the answer is - Yes.

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  12. Re:For goodness sake, just buy her a REAL MACHINE. by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is marriage really this antagonistic?

    ... I ask as a wide-eyed youngin.

  13. Re:Priorities out of line by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTH: WTF for Christians.

  14. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by franki.macha · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, stop being sensible on Slashdot, you're spoiling it for the rest of us..

  15. Re:RDP by NightLamp · · Score: 5, Funny

    step 1: buy lots of old computers
    step 2: buy some serial cables
    step 3: beowulf the computers
    step 4: use the rs232 cables with appropriate mices.
    step 5: make sure you are using linux
    step 6: direct the serial signals appropriately
    step 7: either use a vm xp or linux to play the game
    step *: never give up trying to make it work, remember, your time is infinite - spending $300 for a dell vostro is like spelling the word "DEFEAT" in a snowbank with dead penguin bodies.

  16. Re:RDP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You failed. é is not é

  17. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But what will they do the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of the day?

  18. Re:A relationship obviously not built on respect by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Are this condescending to your fiance directly"

    Aww, you meant to say "are you this condescending..." but your little rage took over and the keyboard and the words got all confusing and it was all a bit much wasn't it? But it's okay, we knew what you meant, and it's just adorable that you tried so hard!

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  19. Ask People Over 40 by Wingsy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "... does anyone have any experience with setups like this?" Oh yeah, mainframes were in most every large company a few decades ago. Perhaps you should get yourself a 360. (ummm... not talkin about Xbox either)

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  20. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by zukinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    [quote]Well, unlike what virgins living in their mom's basement may imagine, sex is only a small part of the time spent together in a relationship.[/quote]

    And by that you mean, like, 30 seconds a week, right? :)

  21. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cue the willy-wavers to come swear they keep it up 24/7

    I'll have you know that thanks to my many years of tantric training, I am capable of...

    Oh shit, I forgot my wife reads Slashdot. Excuse me, I have something on the stove.

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  22. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 3, Funny

    And you only get that much after you're married.

    Fixed.

  23. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by CrashandDie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Safety: condom
    Confidence: 40+ minutes
    Respect: Waiting for her
    Self-esteem: 14+ cm

    By your own definition, everything humans need can be attained through sex.

  24. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead by speciesonly · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can tell you all that as a girl (check real quick...yeah okay, I am in fact a girl) I would prefer to have sex. I tried to play NWN with my programmer boyfriend only to realize that though we were in the same room together, on the same designated server.....I still needed an upload of something else.

    Sex is a HUGE part of EVERYTHING! Girls do want it, trust me. Monogamy, though unnatural (I am a biologist), does not ruin sex. I try on a regular basis to get the goods from my geek, only to be ignored for the computer. When we are together, I know he is thinking about coding on that bitch in the computer room.

    Gaming is nice, don't get me wrong. I love my emulator that lets me play FF7 whenever I feel nostalgic, but unplug for a bit and see if you can find someplace more fun to plug that dongle in ;) 3

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