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Smile! Urine Candid Camera!
Anon E. Muss writes "Just because you can put a camera somewhere doesn't mean you should. Apparently, the Department of Homeland Security doesn't grasp this concept. They've installed video cameras in urinals at Houston's Hobby Airport. At least they weren't sneaky about it — they posted a notice saying 'Automatic infrared flush sensors also provide video monitoring for security purposes.' (Insert bad joke about bashful bladder syndrome here)."
Well, that just takes the piss...
Except that most people don't walk around on the street corner with their wang out.
"When did we put on yellow lens filters on the cameras?" "We didn't"
I do.
What if the camera is too big to flush?
And you get modded insightful... What's going on today, this must be one of those false awakenings, I bet I'm still dreaming...
This post was made in complete sincere seriousity; as such any attempts to derive humour are doomed to instant failure.
I'm sure this is a prank. Since this is generating bad publicity for the DHS, they will probably catch the person who put these stickers on the urinals after reviewing the video from the real, covert hidden cameras they have covering the urinals.
Can anyone tell me how to set my sig on Slashdot?
They exist?
And you get modded insightful... What's going on today
Yes, clearly that comment should have been modded informative.
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That sound you hear is 16 armed TSA officers bursting in the bathroom.
If sharing a song makes you a pirate, what do I have to share to be a ninja?
>> 1. I thought Houston was in Texas.. why weren't you packing? Defend yourself asshole.
Please carry a firearm into the Houston airport terminal and let us know how that works out for you. kthanksbye.
Oh, yeah, the land of the "free". Just continue being "proud" and do some flag-waving.
Citizen. Come with me. Uncle Sam wants to peep your dilznick. Make even the least bit of sense? No? We're detaining you indefinitely anyhow, terrorist.
So why don't they just take a leak already?
And you get modded insightful... What's going on today
Yes, clearly that comment should have been modded informative.
The mod may be apt as it's fully...in...sight
I wouldn't want to reveal my Willy of Mass Destruction to the cameras.
Oh, yeah, the land of the "free". Just continue being "proud" and do some flag-waving.
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Well, the terrorists hate us for our freedom. Obviously the solution is to destroy all traces of freedom.
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This whole thing is just a shitty idea!
That's really a long time to hold it. Have you considered therapy?
Well you don't need to be so pissy about it. :-P
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