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Russia To Save Its ISS Modules

jamax writes "According to the BBC, 'Russia is making plans to detach and fly away its parts of the International Space Station when the time comes to de-orbit the rest of the outpost. ... To facilitate the plan, RKK Energia, the country's main ISS contractor, has already started developing a special node module for the Russian segment, which will double as the cornerstone of the future station. ... Unlike many Nasa and European space officials, Russian engineers are confident that even after two decades in orbit, their modules would be in good enough shape to form the basis of a new space station. "We flew on Mir for 15 years and accumulated colossal experience in extending the service life (of such a vehicle)," said a senior Russian official at RKK Energia...' Is Russia the last country where engineers are not (yet) forced by corporations to intentionally produce designs that fail two days after warranty expires? There used to be a lot of equipment manufactured by various countries (Germany is the first one that comes to mind) that lasted virtually forever — old cars or weapons systems, but one rarely sees anything of the sort these days."

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  1. Before someone says it by Norsefire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Construction of the International Space Station began in 1998. The soviet Union collapsed in 1991. Thus, ISS Modules did not exist in Soviet Russia and did not "save you".

    1. Re:Before someone says it by Xiph · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's ok, we can still make jokes.

      Jokes are only based loosely on reality, so it's alright to bend historical facts a bit.
      Like saying that Napoleon didn't ride a horse, because he read too many comics... (he had hemorrhoids, rumour says.)

      So here we go. In soviet russia, engineers saved old space station.. oh wait... no that doesn't work (too close to truth)

      In soviet America products design you to fail!

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    2. Re:Before someone says it by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      I for one welcome our historically accurate but humourless overlord...

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    3. Re:Before someone says it by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      In soviet America products design you to fail!

      That is the best quote I've read in ages.

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