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Japan Launches 'Buddha Phone'
CNETNate writes "The Japanese Odin 99 handset isn't a regular video-enabled phone. It's geared, perhaps somewhat ironically, towards the Buddhist geek. Aside from regular cell phone features, a dedicated button loads a private, customizable, animated altar on the phone's screen. The idea is to allow Buddhists to perform their dedications conveniently on-the-go. You can simulate incense burning, purification rites and play music to help you meditate wherever you happen to be. The question is, does such a device somewhat negate the values a Buddhist would stand for?"
Three Zen Buddhist monks standing on a hill on a breezy day observe a prayer flag flapping in the wind.
The first monk says "Flag is moving."
The second monk says "Wind is moving."
The third monks cell-phone plays the crazy-frog ring-tone as he gets spam SMS'd by his provider.
All three monks fail to achieve enlightenment.
Buddy Christ, actually.
My sig can beat up your sig.
You can simulate incense burning, purification rites and play music to help you meditate wherever you happen to be.
You could, but only once, then you need to buy a new Buddha phone.
It offends me more than it would most Tibetan Buddhists! How can you market this "phone?" It looks to me like a phone with some very simple software installed. The controlling powers that make a phone with specific software on it into a commodity worth seeking after are people I find very offensive indeed!
The world is full of people who don't take their professed religions seriously.
On behalf of agnostics worldwide, I -might- be offended by that statement.
Other Models On Deck If This One's a Success:
1. The Muslim Phone: All Voice Mail Self Destructs in 5 Seconds
2. The Catholic Phone: Reaches Out And Touches... small children.
3. The Jewish Phone: Features downloadable "whine-tones"
4. The Hindu Phone: Comes in only Bright Blue, but six different models, one for each hand.
5. The Wiccan Phone: You can't actually answer it, it just has one big "ignore" button
6. The Jehovah's Witness Phone: Can be programmed to also ring your doorbell.
7. The Mormon Phone: Comes in His and Hers... and Hers... and Hers... and also Hers sets.
OK, that's top of the head, low-hanging fruit... the rest are up to you...
The idea that a Buddhist is some Vietnamese guy with saffron robes and a shaved head chanting "Ommm" all day is not quite in touch with reality.
That is true. These days, Buddhists can choose from several different colors of robe.
It's not like once you've lit your 10,000th stick of incense, some guy named Buddha appears before you, smacks you on the forehead to open up your third eye and then you're suddenly enlightened.
That would be pretty awesome, though. I'd convert.
Ezekiel 23:20
It's not like once you've lit your 10,000th stick of incense, some guy named Buddha appears before you, smacks you on the forehead to open up your third eye and then you're suddenly enlightened.
That would be pretty awesome, though. I'd convert.
Screw that. Too much grinding. Couldn't they mix up the levels? Like sometimes you burn incense, sometimes rake rocks, take pilgrimages etc?
You have made SEVEN gods very angry. The only thing that can save you is converting to Atheism.
not like once you've lit your 10,000th stick of incense, some guy named Buddha appears before you, smacks you on the forehead to open up your third eye and then you're suddenly enlightened.
It usually takes several smacks.
Sometimes, life itself is sarcasm...
I can't even get the guy to talk to me, much less smack me in the head. I think he's put off by all of the conversations going on in my head all the time. ;)
How do you know a corpse can't hear? ... I wonder ...
Does the tympanic membrance still vibrate in a corpse? If so does this mean that the ear has registered the sound?
Does the absence of - measureable - brain waves or other responses to auditory stimuli automatically mean that it is not registering?
Hmmm
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The monastery provides the local service.
The SMS reads:
"Your Phone is Moving."
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Nice try. Next you'll be expecting us to believe that Christians don't all have tonsures and habits.