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Making a Child Locating System
celtic_hackr writes "Well, I never thought I'd be an advocate for placing GPS devices on people. However, since it took less than three days for my local school district to misplace my daughter, I have decided that something needs to be done. By the school district's own admission it has a recurring problem of placing children on the wrong buses. Fortunately, my daughter was located, with no thanks to the local school district. Therefore, I would like input on a way to be able to keep track of my child. I know there are personal tracking devices out there. I have nothing against these systems. But I want more than this. My specification are: 1) a small unobtrusive device I can place on my daughter, 2) an application to pull up on any computer, a map with a dot indicating the real-time position of my child, 3) a handheld device with the equivalent information, 4) [optional] a secure web application/plug-in I can install on my own domain allowing me to track her from anyplace in the world, 5) a means of turning it all off, 6) a Linux based solution of the above. I believe all the pieces for making such a system are out there. Has anyone built anything like this? Is there an open source solution? How would I go about building my own? Has anyone hacked any of these personal trackers before, to serve their own purposes? How does a tinfoil hat wearer engineer such a device to make sure Big-Brother isn't watching too? Can these devices be locked down so only certain devices can pick up the GPS location of an individual locator? What other recommendations do you have?"
Police and insurance companies are familiar with the operation of these units. And a few brackets will easily and securely mount the unit to your daughter's undercarriage.
... yields 36,9000 hits.
Generally, bash is superior to python in those environments where python is not installed.
This one seemed to work pretty well at finding my wife, anyway.
1. Hack an iPhone or other smart phone to act as a torrent server over 3G
2. Fill the drive with Metallica tracks
3. Duct tape the phone to your daughter
4. If you need to know where she is, just ask the RIIA
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=child+gps
FP has it right. Calm down.
I pity the poor boy who brings her home 15 minutes late from a date 12+ years from now.
Won't somebody think of the children!
....uhmmm.
Y'know, I got lost all the time as a kid. I threatened to run away and I think my parents reaction was "go ahead". It's almost as if they didn't want me around.
Hang on, I have a phone call to make.
All you need to do is devise a complex computer with some decision making abilities and program it with information with destination coordinates in case it gets lost.
Program it to recognize a local authority figure like a policeman or teacher and provide them with the destination information so that they can help it find home.
I suspect the most effective hardware platform for such an application is some sort of fairly high-functioning biological organism.
Well, she's probably learning independence.
Two problems with this. First, it's a lot of work. Second, he wanted a solution that runs on Linux.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
Bah, when I was a kid they painted the bus number and route with magic marker on our foreheads. No one ever got on the wrong bus. Ever.
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Just get her a small cheap phone and teach her how to use it. If she gets lost due to the school or her own demise, she can call and say where she is.
Wow, which carriers have coverage in Purgatory?
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Either that or your phone company has a much better roaming agreement than mine does.
I believe this "Making a Child" Locating System will be of interest to many Slashdotters.
You find out your blowup doll is cheating on you?
Just get her a small cheap phone and teach her how to use it. If she gets lost due to the school or her own demise, she can call and say where she is.
Wow, which carriers have coverage in Purgatory?
NSAT&T.
Your signature made a really poor combination with your last sentence...
Or maybe it's your comma. Either way, a google search for "subcutaneous ants" has more hits.
Just get her a small cheap phone and teach her how to use it. If she gets lost due to the school or her own demise, she can call and say where she is.
Wow, which carriers have coverage in Purgatory?
All of them, that is where their customer service is located.
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget." -Thomas Szasz
Go low tech, with some thing the kid can't lose.
Use a sharpie marker on the kid's tummy, arm, whatever - "My name is [x]. My daddy's phone number is 555-1212"
Have her repeatedly commit crimes (theft?) and local law will install an ankle bracelet. With this she should be either placed under house arrest andr hopefully be allowed to go to school. If she ever deviates from either location, law enforcement will contact you and let you know soon to be followed by them escorting her home safely.
from 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
to 45 2F 6E 40 3C DF 10 71 4E 41 DF AA 25 7D 31 3F
My daddy's phone number is 555-1212
OMG!!! That's my daddy's phone number too!!!
I prefer my children to be more free-ranged. Ear tag and brand them to allow for quick identification should someone attempt to horn-in on my 'herd'.
Seriously.... This isn't a tech problem, this is a human problem. Get on the school district's case about this through any and all public means.
Excellent.
I have another cell phone idea. Rig up the pre-paid cell phone to shoot emergency flares when the number is dialed. The wiring should be similar to the IED designs the insurgency has been using in Iraq but you'll want to substitute the bomb bit for a emergency flare. I really can't stress enough how important that last part is. Now, affix the device on some sturdy head ware. You'll probably want to base this hat on a steel wok and just add a chin strap and remove any handles. Now all you need to do is mount the device on top of the inverted wok/hat and you're all set.
If your kid goes missing just dial the number and even if you don't see the flares I'm pretty sure someone will contact you shortly after flaming rockets erupt from your child's hat. Wrong numbers might be an issue but it's a small price to pay for safety.
If you didn't come to party don't bother knocking on my door. Prince '1999'
...surely there's a Linux distro just for this sort of thing?
"We live in a global world" - Harvey Pitt, former Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman
But now the evil pediatritions know your kids name!
The cheek of it, women trying to better themselves and then getting shelter as well.
These comments are my personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the other voices in my head.
And here I was thinking his sig made a great combination with his last sentence!
Here I fixed this for you.....
Not paranoid enough. Your index card system relies on teachers, teachers aides, drivers and their ability to read -- the original poster wants to rely on nothing but technology.
Sick of stupidity? http://www.patentlystupid.com
The Linux/Open Source requirement is to get the Slashdot editors to post the story.
Your post shows elements of learning and apologising. This just won't do.
If you're going to redefine "the original problem" at will, then you can make any claim and sit back with a self-satisfied air.
"What the original poster really needs is a way of getting rid of this troublesome child before his life is ruined. Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six, hey.
So, it's OK to pelt them with carrots?
Get her a Firefly or similar device.
I know he's concerned about his daughter, but getting an entire starship to transport her to and from school just seems like overkill.
What's wrong with that? My parents used to leave me in the car parked outside the bar while they went out for a night of drinking, and other than wasting all my time on slashdot, I turned out pretty much ok! Other tricks they pulled: put the kids in Coach while they flew First Class, and on trips left the kids in a motel room while they went out for the evening, then yelled at the kids because they told the motel clerk they didn't know where their parents were. But guess what... kids are pretty good at taking care of themselves.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
>> Goodness...how did we EVER survive as a species before cell phones and GPS trackers??!?!
It was a different time; kidnappers and paedophiles were not invented until the 1990s, along with terrorists and weapons of mass destruction. It's the interwebs I tells ya.
-dZ.
Carol vs. Ghost
As a parent of apples and oranges, i can agree that none of you understand the complex situation in which i find myself in.
http://www.sermonillustrations.com/a-z/n/name.htm
"When the 1960s ended, San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district reverted to high rent, and many hippies moved down the coast to Santa Cruz. They had children and got married, too, though in no particular sequence. But they didn't name their children Melissa or Brett. People in the mountains around Santa Cruz grew accustomed to their children playing Frisbee with little Time Warp or Spring Fever. And eventually Moonbeam, Earth, Love and Precious Promise all ended up in public school.
That's when the kindergarten teachers first met Fruit Stand. Every fall, according to tradition, parents bravely apply name tags to their children, kiss them good-bye and send them off to school on the bus. So it was for Fruit Stand. The teachers thought the boy's name was odd, but they tried to make the best of it.
"Would you like to play with the blocks, Fruit Stand?" they offered. And later, "Fruit Stand, how about a snack?" He accepted hesitantly. By the end of the day, his name didn't seem much odder than Heather's or Sun Ray's.
At dismissal time, the teachers led the children out to the buses. "Fruit Stand, do you know which one is your bus?"
He didn't answer. That wasn't strange. He hadn't answered them all day. Lots of children are shy on the first day of school. It didn't matter. The teachers had instructed the parents to write the names of their children's bus stops on the reverse side of their name tags. The teacher simply turned over the tag. There, neatly printed, was the word "Anthony.""
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
marco polo?
Can we get an IP check on this, I bet it came from Redmond.
Dear Bot, you just failed the Turing test...
Well, being that the term "infant" is defined as up to the age of 1, I don't think GPS tracking would have a whole lot of effect on infant mortality statistics, no matter whether you live in Africa or Hicksville.
A child is about a 1,000 times more likely to be killed by drowning in a neighbor's pool than abducted by a total stranger. 10,000 times more likely to be seriously injured or even killed playing school sports. And 100 times more likely to be struck by lightning.
Parents need to stop watching CSI and Criminal Minds and Law & Order.
Ok, fine...
So build the tracking device with proper flotation devices, padding, and a lightning rod with good grounding then the problem's solved.
Not so hard to figure out.