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Keeping a PC Personal At School?

Berto Kraus writes "As one of the most tech-oriented students in my art-oriented institution, I'm usually the one with the laptop. This causes frequent requests from other students to read mail, check some site, or connect it to the projector to display a file from their Flash drive. For the sake of my privacy, the health of my laptop, and my own peace of mind, I'm reluctant. But telling my compatriots to go to our building supervisor and ask him for a desktop-on-a-cart, as they should do, is considered rude and unfriendly. Now, I could dual-boot Ubuntu, or carry around a Linux-on-a-stick. Or I could embed the computer in my skull. For many reasons, none of these solutions is ideal. So I'm asking you, insightful and funny Slashdotters, what would you do to keep your PC personal at school?"

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  1. easy. by l3iggs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    create a guest account.

    1. Re:easy. by PeterBrett · · Score: 5, Interesting

      create a guest account.

      I agree. Note that if you're running a recent version of Fedora, there's a built-in 'xguest' SELinux profile which is completely locked down -- that might interest you, along with the fast user switching.

    2. Re:easy. by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Or do what I do. Make your machine super-efficient but very hard to learn. Using my machine is sort of a keyboard-mouse hybrid of vi!
      • Use "scale" for app switching, bind it to a hot-corner and disable your taskbar.
      • bind another corner to "show desktop"
      • bind another corner to "expo"
      • launch ALL your applications from gnome-do (using docky in hidden mode).
      • put your last remaining panel on the side (vertical)

      After a couple days, the shortcuts (especially the hot-corners, trust me) will speed up your efficiency. At the same time, others will be baffled as to what the hell happened when they touched the mouse!

      Hint: For fast desktop-switching, you can set it so when you "click" on the left/right of the screen, it rotates.
      Note: hot-corners do not need to be clicked, just mouse-over, this makes them very fast and easy to use, but also easy for a newby to hit by accident ;)

      Now I know this is all compiz stuff, but MacOSX has some features that are pretty much exactly the same, I know it has hot-corner activated "scale".

    3. Re:easy. by TOGSolid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was an apprentice in the Merchant Marines, I was one of the few who had a laptop in my dorm packed with games and music and what not. I set up a guest account with a massively long password so that those that wanted to could play the games I had on it while I was out and about on the campus doing whatever. The catch is, is that to use it I charged by the hour and I only let certain people use it so that it didn't get fucked up. Food, soda, and cigarettes were all accepted currency on top of straight cash. I had no issues saying no, and if I was busy saving the day in whatever game I was playing at the time, then too fucking bad. I don't care if you want on, it's my rig.

      Start charging for access to use your laptop and don't be afraid to say no. I'm guessing most of those students aren't the smartest people in the world and you don't want one of those airheads busting your laptop after all so be judicious in who you'll let buy time. Remember, the customer is always wrong.

    4. Re:easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you have a perfect opportunity here to capture passwords.

    5. Re:easy. by bdsesq · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better yet. Set up your screen saver with a short delay to show porn.

      Then when the porn shows up during their presentation blame them.
      They will NEVER ask to use your computer again.

  2. Its all about the wallpaper by DarkProphet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am guessing using goatse as your wallpaper will cut down on the requests.

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    1. Re:Its all about the wallpaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This may prove to have the opposite effect you'd expect. We *are* talking about an art school, after all.

      *ducks*

  3. Use Dvorak Simplified Keyboard... by SimonShine · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and just say "You can try." and smile. :-)

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    1. Re:Use Dvorak Simplified Keyboard... by moranar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Part of the problem is programmers who don't care about international use (often Americans) and start using symbols that are easy for them to type but uncommon in other countries. That said, lots of European layouts feature gratuitous layout changes; for example, the German keyboard swaps Y and Z for no apparent reason.

      That was a hilarious couple of sentences, rebutting in the first one the assumption you make in the second...

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  4. Guest account with Fast User Switching. by tpgp · · Score: 5, Informative

    "As one of the most tech-oriented students

    Tech oriented? Why don't you come up with a solution then? This is not a hard problem to solve.

    in my art-oriented institution"

    Aaaaaaaaah, OK. I see where you're coming from.

    The most obvious solution I can think of (assuming you're on XP/Vista) is for you to set up a second user and Fast user switch whenever someone else wants to use your laptop.

    Assuming your classmate's technical competence is below yours, that should be adequate security measures.

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    1. Re:Guest account with Fast User Switching. by sortius_nod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or tell them to go fuck themselves.

      Honestly, if they need to use it that much why have they not bought their own?

      A laptop costs almost nothing compared to most art supplies, if they complain they don't have the cash... ask them how much they paid for their last photo enlargements? In this day and age not having a laptop is like not having a pen. Sure, once in a while when you forget the tool it's cool to borrow, but not having one and always using others is not acceptable.

      One thing I usually find most annoying from art students is the attitude that "art supplies" are more important than the tools they use to learn with. I feel it's more about being able to say "I spent $500 making that artwork, respect it!" than actually creating art. Then again, maybe I'm either too cynical, or my priorities are different.

      I've been unemployed for extended periods of time (years), but haven't been without a computer since I was 16 (I bought my first computer myself too) - I'm 29 now. I've always considered being connected with the world at large as a vital part of being human, others don't, then again, why are they asking to borrow your laptop?

      Goes back to telling them to fuck off... or harden the fuck up. Which ever is more appropriate.

    2. Re:Guest account with Fast User Switching. by SausageOfDoom · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or even better than switching users, install something like VirtualBox and install the OS of your choice on that, then create a snapshot of your clean OS installation. Disable auto-run for flash drives in your parent OS.

      When someone asks to borrow your machine, run the virtual machine, make it full-screen and let them do whatever they want. When they're finished, restore to the snapshot of the clean installation.

      Very minimal risk of your main OS being compromised by malware, and no access to your files and browsing history, unless they figure out how to get out of it - but even then I assume you'll be with your machine at all times to monitor usage. Otherwise, as the rest of the thread says, run virtualbox in a different user account to stop access to your files.

    3. Re:Guest account with Fast User Switching. by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All of ye have given good technical answers, and they would most-likely work, but I think ye overlooked the most practical solution:

      "No."

      It's the same answer I give if someone asks if they can drive my $15,000 car, or if they can borrow my $5000 diamond ring, or if they can wear my $1000 suit. No, no, no. A laptop is not a toy; it's a huge investment in both money and time (approximately 1.5 months of hell, err work). And I would explain that to the asker: "If it breaks, are you willing to give me two thousand dollars to get a new one?" Probably not. If it's something trivial like checking wikipedia.com then sure I'll share my laptop, but for something major like doing a presentation on the projection screen, forget it. Let them use the school-provided resources and/or buy their own laptop.

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    4. Re:Guest account with Fast User Switching. by Zemran · · Score: 5, Funny

      So a gay porn screen saver with a short delay would be great... The wanna be macho guys would leave it alone and the girls would "trust" you :-D

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  5. VM by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Virtual Machines suggest themselves. Do everything school-related in a VM and reset it from time to time. Also, in my experience, art-oriented institutions are choked full of hot chicks, so stop complaining and try to see this as an opportunity. Computer malware is not the only think that you can interchange with a dumb coed, you know.

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  6. A better way by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "For the sake of my privacy, the health of my laptop, and my own peace of mind, I'm reluctant."

    As you should be.

    "But telling my compatriots to go to our building supervisor and ask him for a desktop-on-a-cart, as they should do, is considered rude and unfriendly."

    But you aren't the community PC guy, are you? You are being /used/. Not even mentioning your privacy or possibility of OS infection, what if someone simply drops the machine? I suspect you won't be able to get anyone to pay for the repair or replacement, as they are unwilling to get their own. If this keeps going on, you are going to have a broken computer /and/ a lot of resentment aimed at your so-called friends. This might sound harsh to you, but it is reality.

    There is a solution to this, however. If your group is cohesive enough, maybe each can contribute to the acquisition of a "group computer." This is how the real world works, especially if you are acquainted with the concept of the "office group owned coffee pot and coffee kitty." Same concept. Those who contribute get to use the computer/coffee pot/whatever.

    But if you continue on the current path you are on, it can only end badly.

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  7. Re:Just be paranoid. by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's an artist. A fairly techy one but an artist nonetheless. Therefore, acting like a rabid dog every time anyone glances at his computer is probably not a valid option for him, because in his quality matrix, interacting with other people has a decidedly positive weight.

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  8. Re:Art school or no... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Funny

    go to our building supervisor and ask him for a desktop-on-a-cart

    Who needs laptops when they have desktops on a cart! When I was young all we had were mainframes on a horse. We had to go down to the stables every time we wanted to check our email. Kids these days...

    Seriously though, wtf. Tell them to get their own laptop and teach your art school about laptops too. Tell them they are kind of like desktops on carts but a lot more convenient.

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  9. Re:Just be paranoid. by pz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's an artist. A fairly techy one but an artist nonetheless. Therefore, acting like a rabid dog every time anyone glances at his computer is probably not a valid option for him, because in his quality matrix, interacting with other people has a decidedly positive weight.

    This is perhaps the most insightful comment on this thread.

    And it leads to the real issue: the OP, out of his or her own good heart, is sharing a valuable resource with others. Kudos to them. But the burden of this altruism is becoming worrisome. Fundamentally, this person is providing a service that the institution provides, but badly. The OP needs to speak not with Slashdot, but with the host institution to work out an equitable solution, likely including more readily available institution-owned hardware that resists physical attack (read: theft).

    I had a similar situation when in college, as I had a van. One of those huge full-sized vans without windows, a big sliding door, and nothing in the cargo compartment but a thin carpet on the floor. Everyone wanted to borrow my van. Refusing wasn't a morally acceptable option for me. So, what I did was to charge a nominal fee that benefited me, was not onerous to the borrower, and was well below market rates, so I could still feel good about being nice to my friends. For the van, the rate was either one case of beer, or a full tank of gas upon return (depending on the gas level and anticipated travel involved).

    If the OP cannot convince the institution to pony up to provide a necessary service for its students, then he should start charging some nominal fee for use of his laptop. Better if it is a barter-based fee, rather than a monetary one. Say, lunch the next day. Or the price of a couple of beers after school. Or a dollop of some important art supply (guache or something). My advice to the OP is to be creative in figuring out what to charge, but charge SOMETHING for the service they are providing, even if only a nominal, token amount.

    Finally, since someone is borrowing something of value, the OP also needs to be entirely explicit about the rules surrounding what happens when something goes wrong and the item returns broken. For my van, it was simple: the borrower agreed to cover all costs of repair or damage, period, fully understanding that it was an old van with a relatively high probability of failure. For a laptop, repair usually means replacement, so the borrower needs to understand the liability they are undertaking when borrowing a delicate and expensive bit of kit and explicitly acknowledge it. If not on paper, then verbally, in front of witnesses.

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