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GM's Hummer Brand To Be Sold To a Chinese Company

An anonymous reader writes in to note that GM will sell its Hummer brand to Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Co. of China, a little-known industrial firm. For now, the deal will save 3,000 jobs in the US. (The military HumVees are made by a separate company and are not involved in this deal.) "As part of the deal, some GM plants will continue to build the Hummer brand for the new owner, at least for awhile. The company said its Shreveport, La., plant will keep building Hummers for the new owner until at least 2010. ... GM said it sold 5,013 Hummers worldwide in the first quarter, down 62% from the 13,050 that it sold in the same period the prior year." AP coverage has more details on GM's planned divestitures, including the shedding of Pontiac, Saturn, and Saab.

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  1. An excellent company name by hattig · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well if any company was to own the Hummer brand, it should have a name including "Heavy Industrial Machinery Co." in it.

    1. Re:An excellent company name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chummer?

  2. Yay by Alethes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love hummers, and I don't care if I get it from an American or a Chinese.

    1. Re:Yay by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Giggety!

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    2. Re:Yay by neoform · · Score: 4, Funny

      You love being able to watch Madagascar while driving and merge without looking?

      Yeah!!! Rumsfeld!!!

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    3. Re:Yay by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      2011 Hummer will be 100% superglue-resistant plastic with lead paint and genuine imitation plastic leather. A fitting end for a gas-munching behemoth.

      So it will actually evolve into the Canyenaro.

    4. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      American Culture: _Manufactured_ in China

    5. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So it will actually evolve into the Canyenaro.

      That's CANYONERO!

      Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
      smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

      Canyonero! Canyonero!

      Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
      It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

      Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
      [Krusty:] Hey Hey

      The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
      Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

      Canyonero!

      12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
      65 tons of American Pride!

      Canyonero! Canyonero!

      Top of the line in utility sports,
      Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

      Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

      She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
      She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

      Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

      Drive Canyonero!

      Woah Canyonero!

      Woah!

  3. 5,013? by Mex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who are these 5,013 douchebags still buying Hummers? =P

  4. Great news! by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My goal of getting a hummer from a cute Asian girl is that much closer to completion!

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  5. [Insert Small-Asian-Penis Joke Here] by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just kinda writes itself, really.

  6. Chummers by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 3, Funny

    China goes chumming for American brands. Who's next, ChitiBank?

  7. Re:Maybe it's just me... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've never met a nerd who wasn't interested in Chinese hummers.

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