Splash, Splatter, Sploosh, and Bloop!
Acoustic Bubble writes "Researchers at Cornell University have developed the first algorithm for synthesizing familiar bubble-based fluid sounds automatically from 3D fluid simulations, e.g, for future virtual environments. The research (entitled 'Harmonic Fluids') will appear at ACM SIGGRAPH 2009 in New Orleans in August 2009. Check out some videos of falling, pouring, splashing and babbling water simulations (computed on a Linux cluster)."
now i gotta go pee...
This is a simulation physicist's wet dream, and I'm sure it'll be somewhere in a graphical adventure soon.
My bet is that the FPS genre will like this too.
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What? What did YOU think this is for?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
In other news from the overpriced useless ressearch dept... the research has found an unexpected application... generating fart sounds from facial expressions... thus giving speech to farts. a student called in for volunteer testing of the system said, "amazing! it actually sounds like me... I was always embarassed because my farts didnt make any sound... now I know wether it is a pzzzt or a plrrrrt or a puffff.... Thank you"
Privacy right groups caution against wide use of the system, "We got to preserve the right to privacy while farting... imagine if these devices were everywhere? our privacy would be gone like the wind"
Never antropomorphize computers, they do not like that
The simulation sounded somewhat muffled, like the high frequency components weren't right or weren't of sufficient amplitude.
Can some of the rest of you listen and tell me if it sounds muffled to you too? (I want to be sure it's not my machine or earphones.)
Might be the CODEC used with flash rather than the original simulation itself...
Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
I believe it's called the Splash-dot effect
Never antropomorphize computers, they do not like that
I'm pretty stodgy. All I could think of was the Brownian motion poem:
Big whorls have little whorls
Which feed on their velocity.
And little whorls have lesser whorls,
And so on to viscosity...
"Here's what's happening. You're starting to drive like your Dad..." - Red Green
I don't think you understand the word simulation. It's all computer-modelled; you can't take a picture of some plasma and expect the computer to simulate it.
"gluck, gluck, gluck" is the sound you hear when you repeatedly slap a filled-up douchebag against the sidewalk? Seriously?
How about, "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Stuff that splatters?
Stuff that splatters?
News for turds?
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