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First Zero-Gravity Wedding Planned

Trenchcoatjedi writes "A couple from Brooklyn, NY are planning the first wedding in zero gravity. The wedding will take place June 20th aboard a parabolic flight operated by Zero G Corp and will be officiated by Richard Garriott of Ultima fame. The dress is designed by a Japanese haute couture designer and is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity. Even the wedding rings will be made from meteorite."

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  1. No time to change your mind by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...since it will all be over in 30 seconds.

    1. Re:No time to change your mind by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know I am doomed to sound sexist, but seriously, only a woman can think that spending 5 years salary on a 1 hour ceremony + the hell of putting entire clumps of both families together, while drinking, is a good idea.

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    2. Re:No time to change your mind by xous · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I like the drinking part.

    3. Re:No time to change your mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ordinarily I'd agree with you, but the articles say that the dude's the one who wants it. "Noah wanted to get married in space but we probably won't be able to afford it for another 25 to 50 years - so I suggested this as a compromise."

    4. Re:No time to change your mind by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      while drinking

      While alternating between zero and two G every two minutes? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. More like a continuous car crash than a quiet evening.

    5. Re:No time to change your mind by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I like the drinking part.

      That was the compromise.

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    6. Re:No time to change your mind by rishistar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I need the drinking part.

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    7. Re:No time to change your mind by macshit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      while drinking

      While alternating between zero and two G every two minutes? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. More like a continuous car crash than a quiet evening.

      Like a lot of bad ideas, it'll probably make for great stories though....

      "Grandpa, is it true you got married while covered in vomit?"

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    8. Re:No time to change your mind by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Funny

      No time to change your mind ...since it will all be over in 30 seconds.

      Thats... What she said?

  2. Seriously by DrugCheese · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope some one out there is in the industry and can hook up with Zero G Corp and bring us all Zero G tits.

    I think it would seriously sell.

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  3. Like the old saying goes by seifried · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Money can't buy good taste.

    1. Re:Like the old saying goes by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."

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  4. Poor planning by Snarf+You · · Score: 5, Funny

    A zero-G wedding sounds nice at first, but the divorce will cost 100 G's.

    1. Re:Poor planning by linzeal · · Score: 3, Informative

      So it will be cheaper than a normal divorce ?

  5. That can't end badly... by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alcohol and a whole bunch of people in a vomit comet. That can't end badly at all...

    1. Re:That can't end badly... by arkham6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually know these two, used to play Call of Cthulhu with them.

      Anyways, I was joking with another one of their friends about this sort of thing, and he was worried that someone may puke on Richard Garriot. I replied back if that if someone did, they should say that was for Ultima IX.

  6. Re:BORING! by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't think it qualifies as a honeymoon, but there's this:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310288/

  7. Re:Not really by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    heh, guy disses use of "zero-g" and counters with "micro-gravity" .. it's amazing how hard the words "in free fall" are to some people.

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  8. Re:Not really by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really what's the difference between orbit and a Vomit Comet - besides the fact that the latter is aimed so that it'll hit the ground sooner or or later, and the former isn't? From the relativistic point of view, there isn't really much - just different tracks through a curved region of spacetime. I mean, I suppose objects may be slightly more energetic in orbit and time will elapse at a slightly faster rate, but it's not that much.

    Really, we only experience the feeling of gravity when we try to stop it. (Like when the ground's in the way.) Want to free yourself entirely form the influence of gravity from distant objects that affects the shape of the spacetime you're in ? Sorry, buddy, try another universe.

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  9. Re:Don't skydiving weddings count? by D-Cypell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "There have been skydiving weddings for a long while now. Aren't they Zero-G?"

    Not really. In fact, most would say that gravity is a fairly fundamental part of the whole skydiving experience.

  10. Re:Not really by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Damn, I love it when computer engineers think they're engineers.

    rj

  11. Re:BORING! by Moblaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently there will be no honeymoon. The wedding has already been cancelled because the bride's father found out he is expected to shell out over $2 billion to cover the $20 million launch tickets for all the guests. That cheap bastard. I told my sister not to marry into poverty!

  12. Re:Goatse by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Zero G" means "No Goatse" allowed, dude

  13. Re:Meteorite rings? by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 3, Interesting
    http://www.chrisploof.com/meteoriteprocess.html

    http://www.erinfinnegan.com/sam/?cat=20

    The yellow gold one at erinfinnegan[dot]com seems to be constructed similarly to my gold-and-titanium wedding ring, which was made about 20 years ago by this guy: http://jewellerydavidcruickshank.com.au/

  14. ACID by DirtyCanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wanna have a wedding in space, spike the punch with Acid and rent an inflatable jumper (shaped like a spaceship).

  15. Re:Not really by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really what's the difference between orbit and a Vomit Comet - besides the fact that the latter is aimed so that it'll hit the ground sooner or or later, and the former isn't?

    Uh, nothing. We only call it falling when you're on a collision course, that's how it works. Also I think that's a pretty fucking big difference, it's the difference between whee! and whee! SPLAT.

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  16. The fact that Lord British is officiating... by majorgoodvibes · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is what's funny to me. Their marriage will only be legally recognized in Sosaria.

  17. Re:Meteorite rings? by Shooter6947 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dunno anything about these folks' rings, but I got my wife an engagement ring with Martian basalt in it. Thankfully she is also a nerd, and in fact studies the Moon and Mars for her research. Otherwise I don't recommend this tactic, as it's likely to get you slapped rather than engaged . . .

  18. Zero G dress? by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dress is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity? So what, it's like vomit colored and easily washable?

  19. Re:everythings been done now by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can all stop being original and go get married in a church.

    You know what'd be interesting? Going back to the way it was about 400 years ago, before the church took over what was a mutual personal vow. See, until the Counter-Reformation, you didn't need a church or anything: you said "I marry you", she said "I marry you", there, done, married, you may now bed the bride. Now seriously, your word was as good as any signed contract; that, I think, is far more beautiful and moving than any pompous ceremony.

  20. Re:You lack imagination. by will_die · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCUBA is common, here is a company that does them and will provide SCUBA training http://www.pensacoladivecompany.com/weddiing.html
    http://www.canadianrockies.net/weddings/weddings-in-canmore-and-banff-alberta-mixing-marriage-and-pleasure-in-the-canadian-rockies.html does skis, also white water rafting boat, along with other.
    I give up and will give you the helium sucking priest. You are the second search result for this on Google.

  21. Re:I thought it said... by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Me too, and I was actually more interested in that. Does anybody know if welding has been attempted in zero-g to date?

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  22. Re:Obligatory vocabulary: by buzy+buzy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually falling and missing the ground is flying as any HHGTTG fan would know.

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