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Google Announces Chrome For Mac and Linux Dev Builds

Dan Kegel (who admits to being a Chrome developer) writes to point out a post from Mike Smith and Karen Grunberg, Product Managers for Google Chrome, with some good news for non-Windows users who want to play with Chrome: "In order to get more feedback from developers, we have early developer channel versions of Google Chrome for Mac OS X and Linux (for a couple of different Linux distributions), but whatever you do, please DON'T DOWNLOAD THEM! Unless of course you are a developer or take great pleasure in incomplete, unpredictable, and potentially crashing software." (The announcement continues below.) "How incomplete? So incomplete that, among other things , you won't yet be able to view YouTube videos, change your privacy settings, set your default search provider, or even print.

Meanwhile, we'll get back to trying to get Google Chrome on these platforms stable enough for a beta release as soon as possible ..."
The downloads are available through the Chrome developer's channel.

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  1. Wha...? by pHus10n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quote: "How incomplete? So incomplete that, among other things , you won't yet be able to view YouTube videos, change your privacy settings, set your default search provider, or even print."

    What the hell did they release? A box of crayons where you have to draw the Internet manually? :)

    1. Re:Wha...? by pHus10n · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow.
      Before commenting on Slashdot forum posts you could, I don't know, do something as wild and crazy as perhaps READING about how sarcasm is usually done. If you would have used your eyes before your itchy fingers you'd understand that a sarcastic post is more often done out in the open. Naturally the sarcasm has to start somewhere, right? Or did you think that the stork delivered your sense-of-humor as well?
      My original post wasn't a radical post against OSS (though I question whether your's was).

    2. Re:Wha...? by SchizoStatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was waiting for a car analogy.

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    3. Re:Wha...? by Jurily · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was waiting for a car analogy.

      Here you go.

    4. Re:Wha...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your sig is oddly relevant to your post.

  2. Re:Already have Safari, kbyethnx by arodland · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would I need this? I already have a webkit browser with tabs on top.

    Because you want one that doesn't suck.

  3. Re:Works for posting to Slashdot :) by dword · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, you do seem to have some rendering problems yourself.

  4. Beta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll just wait for the final release.. can't take to long.

  5. Re:It's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The "monoculture" of firefox-icefox-ubuntufox-iceweasel.... ? :)

  6. Of course I do! by metacell · · Score: 3, Funny

    "[...]but whatever you do, please DON'T DOWNLOAD THEM! Unless of course you are a developer or take great pleasure in incomplete, unpredictable, and potentially crashing software."

    Of course I do. I used Windows 95 for years!

  7. Yuck, a Chrome developer by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dan Kegel (who admits to being a Chrome developer)

    They say it like it's something dirty!

    Girl: "Mom, I've got a new boyfriend."
    Mum: "Really, pumpkin?"
    Girl: "Yes. He's a Chrome developer!"
    Mum: "Oh!" *faints*
    Dad: *finally looks over his newspaper* "Straight to your room YOUNG LADY! You're grounded for a week with no telephone!"

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    1. Re:Yuck, a Chrome developer by Norsefire · · Score: 3, Funny

      Source: Conversation overheard in the Gates household

  8. Re:repo by sveard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm posting using Google Crone, it's probably a bug

  9. Re:Works for posting to Slashdot :) by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've found a browser that actually works with Slashdot? I'm amazed :)

  10. Re:In related news: chromium! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 3, Funny

    $ apt-get install chromiunm

    I tried that but all I got was a stupid scrolling arcade game. :(

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  11. BETA A.S.A.P.? by jDeepbeep · · Score: 2, Funny

    we'll get back to trying to get Google Chrome on these platforms stable enough for a beta release as soon as possible ..

    Yes, hurry up with that.... so you can keep them in BETA for 5+ years afterwards. :p

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  12. Re:mac version only intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    IAEATMTWPOA (I always expand abbreviations, thereby mooting the whole point of abbreviations)

    PPC: Power Personal Computer
    x86: 8086, 80186, 80286, 386, 486, 586, 686 etc. (et cetera)
    OS X: Operating System Ten
    Mac: MacIntosh

  13. Irony by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    DON'T DOWNLOAD THEM! Unless of course you are a developer or take great pleasure in incomplete, unpredictable, and potentially crashing software.

    How ironic, they announce new Mac and Linux versions and tell you not to download them unless you use Windows.

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  14. Re:Phoning home by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chromium will not send any data to anyone.

    Yes, it's awful, it won't even send the data to the screen! When you type in a URL in the address bar, Chromium will retrieve the data and then KEEP IT TO ITSELF. It will smugly show a blank screen instead of showing the data. I think I even heard a satisfied snort from it.

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  15. Re:Already have Safari, kbyethnx by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

    <Steve Erwin impression>...and here we have one of the rarest of all specimens: the +1 Flamebait </Steve Erwin impression>

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