China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch
henrypijames writes "At the Shanghai Aerospace Exhibition last week, China's first Mars probe Yinghuo-1 was the main attraction. The newly completed probe will soon be sent to Moscow for some further testing, before a joint launch with Russia's own probe Phobos-Grunt from Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan this October."
If it's going to Moskow for testing, it's not fucking ready to launch now is it?
Slashdot editors: Read the damn summary at least!
I have no idea why this is modded as funny. I am not Russian, nor Chinese, but Western (grew up in Europe, Canada, and the States). And jokes like these is what made us inferior. Remember those jokes in the 1970's regarding Japanese cars! What could wrong! HA! We know what went wrong...
I am not saying let's be confrontational. I am saying don't laugh since the last laugh might be on us!
"You can't make a race horse of a pig"
"No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
And of course, there are no "jokes like these" in China or Russia. Why? Because they are not "inferior".
The fact that the GP feels obligated to define himself as "Western" suggests to me that he is, in fact, NOT.
Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
Excuse me? You are saying that I am not a Westerner?
Give me a freaken break! Want to see my passports? Want to see where I have lived? (Canada, US, Germany, Switzerland, France, UK, and Austria)! I am a Westerner!
Want to know why I am pissed about the joke and your attitude? Because my brother who is a born Canadian is living in Russia! My sister who is a German Canadian is living in Ecuador! And they live pretty good lives...
The jokes are actually an insult because they have a better functioning cellular network than most places in North America!
Here is a joke on the Westerners! My brother bought his iPhone legally in Kazakstan and he complains about the lack of reception in the US, and Canada. He tells me he can be in butt-ass Kazakstan and still surf. YET be about 100KM from any civilization in North America and nothing works!
This is why people better smarten up because he is laughing at how bad things are in North America!
"You can't make a race horse of a pig"
"No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"