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One Fifth of World's Population Can't See Milky Way At Night

An anonymous reader writes with this excerpt from Cosmos Magazine: "Light pollution has caused one-fifth of the world's population — mostly in Europe, Britain and the US — to lose their ability to see the Milky Way in the night sky. 'The arc of the Milky Way seen from a truly dark location is part of our planet's natural heritage,' said Connie Walker, and astronomer from the US National Optical Astronomy Observatory in Tucson, Arizona. Yet 'more than one fifth of the world population, two thirds of the US population and one half of the European Union population have already lost naked eye visibility of the Milky Way.'"

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  1. Oh, the Milky Way by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, the Milky Way at night,
    Vastly over-rated sight.
    Better still the suds of morn,
    By which unsightly stubble's shorn.
    Burma Shave

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    1. Re:Oh, the Milky Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow...if that's an actual Burma Shave Highway advert, I have to wonder:

      How long have you had it on a sticky note at the bottom of your monitor waiting for a /. submission about the milky way?

    2. Re:Oh, the Milky Way by Ragzouken · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is there any other kind of die?

    3. Re:Oh, the Milky Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not being an American, I'd never heard of Burma Shave. When these rhymes started appearing on Slashdot I naively assumed that a burma shave was one for the ladies, or worse, and I feared to Google it. And now, having overcome my trepidation, I'm rather disappointed.

  2. Another interesting stat by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    2/5ths of Americans can't see their own toes.

  3. Light pollution or not... by Kalendraf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can almost always spot the Milky Way.

    It's usually right next to the Snickers.

  4. Re:Aren't we in the milkyway? by cabjf · · Score: 4, Funny

    By that reasoning, I suppose you could look down and see part of the milky way too.

  5. Re:Milky Way, hell... by justin12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in NYC, here you can't even see the sun.

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  6. Also in this month's Cosmos: by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Funny

    100 Hidden Constellations He Craves!!!

    Look great to the naked eye!

    Steven Hawking - fun and fearless!

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  7. Re:Milky Way, hell... by AdamTrace · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're lucky! There were a hundred and twenty six of us living in a cardboard box in the middle of the road...

  8. Re:Milky Way, hell... by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Amsterdam is blessed with sufficient nocturnal distractions that not being able to see the night sky is no great hardship.

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  9. Re:You don't even know you're missing it. by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I looked up and shit my pants.

    So you managed to spot Laxitiva Major? I have some great practical joke stories about that star.

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  10. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. Re:Milky Way, hell... by Jamamala · · Score: 2, Funny

    There were a hundred and twenty six of us living in a cardboard box in the middle of the road...

    Luxury!

  12. Europe, Britain and the US by kraut · · Score: 4, Funny

    When did Britain get moved to a different continent? Or did we get upgraded?

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    1. Re:Europe, Britain and the US by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

      When did Britain get moved to a different continent? Or did we get upgraded?

      Evidently the submitter voted UKIP.

  13. Why? by rattaroaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    In our last vacation, my four-year old spent at least 30 minutes staring up to the night sky with his mouth open...

    Did he see Uranus?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Leela: "I don't get it."
      Professor: "I'm sorry, rattaroaz, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2008 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
      rattaroaz: "Oh. What's it called now?"
      Professor: "Urectum."

    2. Re:Why? by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rectum? Damn near killed em!

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  14. Re:Milky Way, hell... by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

    You had a road?

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  15. Yeah, but... by bill_kress · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm selling my house in Spokane. You can generally see the milky way, and hang out with the deer and elk while you do it.

    Nice spot, 10 acres of farmland within viewing distance of a lake (barely), miles of bike trails along the river, ... but I couldn't take the trade-off.

    You see, to get all that you have to live in Spokane.

  16. Re:I can see about 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Try turning off the flash!

  17. Re:Well... I could. by Fizzl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live in a small town in Finland. Actually at the outskirts of the town. I just love the sensation, when on a clear winter night, I tilt my head back I can see the steam emanating from my body, illuminated by the moon. And after couple of seconds of adjusting can see a clear image of the milky way across the sky.

    After this I roll naked in the snow, take a shot of Koskenkorva, yell 'PERRRRKELE' and head back to the sauna. Amazing! =)

    (Haha, no need to thank for the mental image!)

  18. Re:If light pollution is a problem where you live. by machine321 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried that, but they arrested my two girlfriends.

  19. Re:You don't even know you're missing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He said he lives in Los Angeles, not San Francisco.

  20. Re:Milky Way, hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They don't light the streets in Tucson so you can't see the potholes...

    Has nothing to do with light pollution....

  21. Re:Milky Way, hell... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pro-tip: turn on your headlights.

  22. Re:Well... I could. by dotancohen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And no, I don't know what that is in the metric system

    American Degrees are called "Degrees" in metric. The conversion factor works like this:
    American Degree = d'
    Metric Degree = D

    D = -(d' * e^(i*pi))

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  23. Re:Milky Way, hell... by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I didn't realize that you drove at night with the headlights on your car turned off. My mistake.

  24. Re:I can't blame him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, people who've never seen it are ripe for being pranked.

    "What the hell is that?"

    "OMG! V645 Centauri must have gone supernova! At this size it'll be here in 2 years... and it'll boil all the water off the earth!"

    (heh heh)

  25. Re:Well... I could. by Mikkeles · · Score: 5, Funny

    'It was very dark.'

    I remember once, while camping, it was so dark, it took three of us to see if the fire was lit.

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