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Jet Stream Kites Could Power New York City

Damien1972 writes to tell us that researchers from the Carnegie Institution and California State University claim that a fleet of kites could harvest enough energy to run New York and other major cities, especially if they are affected by polar jet streams. "Using 28 years of data from the National Center for Environmental Prediction and the Department of Energy, Ken Caldeira of the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology and Cristina Archer of California State University, Chico compiled the first global survey of wind energy available at high altitudes in the atmosphere. They found that the regions best suited for harvesting this energy align with population centers in the eastern U.S. and East Asia, although they note that 'fluctuating wind strength still presents a challenge for exploiting this energy source on a large scale.'"

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  1. Lightning Capital by awarrenfells · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe this will finally rid Florida of the lightning capital of the world title.

    Ben Franklin, eat your heart out. :-P

    1. Re:Lightning Capital by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Now it will be called the shadiest place on Earth.

    2. Re:Lightning Capital by awarrenfells · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't it already?

  2. Major side benefit by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great defense against incoming jetliners as the kites get sucked into engines, either from terrorists or major campaign donors out for a spin in Air Force One.

    It'll be like the ending of Mary Poppins, only it never ends! Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height...

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    1. Re:Major side benefit by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Great defense against incoming jetliners as the kites get sucked into engines, either from terrorists or major campaign donors out for a spin in Air Force One.

      America circa 1960: "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
      America circa 2009: "OMG terrorists!"

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      (not that I think kite-power is necessarily a realistic idea, I'm just tired of the knee-jerk genuflection towards our new Al Quaeda overlords)

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    2. Re:Major side benefit by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      I would think that, having blown off the UN to invade half of the middle east, some might say we have too many cojones...

      Yeah that took "balls". What are they going to do...pass a non-binding resolution to some day send us a strongly worded letter.

    3. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > America circa 2009: "OMG terrorists!"

      Eh? Dunno about you but the Air Force One gag included made it pretty clear to me the original poster was making a joke out of it, which is the correct response.

      > Honestly, will we ever get our national cojones back?

      Forget the cojones, how about some sanity and common sense?

      Now getting back to the topic......

      Look folks, this isn't rocket science. Modern civilization isn't possible without large quantities of energy in some form. The current situation is clearly unsustainable, depending on oil from places that hate our guts and use our dollars to destroy our civilization is insane. Ok, if we can agree on that we can move to the question of what should replace foreign oil. And it is a pretty short list:

      1. More domestic production. Nice short term solution, I support it even; but Drill, Baby Drill! ain't nothing but a stopgap measure at best.

      2. Something Green. Ok, this kite thing is typical of the category. Pie in the sky, impractical, decades away and will cost multiples what we pay for energy now. Assuming it can even be made to work at all. Again, if one of these notions eventually pans out, great. For the record I'm all for Unicorns and kittens too. But do we really need to put all our hopes on one of these miracles arriving in time to save us?

      Especially in light of the hate enviros start heaping on any alternative source that begins to become practical? Hydro? NO! Already got nutter enviros against geothermal. How in the wide wide world of sports can an enviro be against geothermal! There are other reasons it hasn't become commonplace, but environmental concerns? Got enviros lining up against large scale solar. Wind turbines, besides Sen. Kennedy not wanting to see em off HIS beachfront, are noisy, ugly and kill birds. Oh no, wind isn't green enough. And we are laughing now about kites but if actual production started lighting up the grid you can bet enviros would have objections and they wouldn't be joking. And laughing at THEM gets you branded a 'hater' who wants to destroy the precious earth.

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work? Or perhaps we need to understand the underlying truth. Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing. We aren't to get a vote in this, we aren't even supposed to know we have other options because we can't be trusted to make the 'correct' choice.

      And meanwhile, while we sit around and beat off over the latest green tech fresh from some research project we actually DO NOTHING other than continue to send cash to help destabilize the middle east a little more.

      3. We build the crap out of modern safe designs for fission plants and let that hold us until fusion finally gets into production.

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    4. Re:Major side benefit by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forget the cojones, how about some sanity and common sense?

      Now getting back to the topic......

      Look folks, this isn't rocket science...

      Damn, where are my mod points when I need them? I'll have to settle for putting you on the friends list.

      In the interests of brevity you probably omitted the possibility that the greenie-green haters you reference may actually prefer to keep themselves in the public eye as some form of environmental elite. This wouldn't last if green solutions become mainstream, they'd be just like anybody else.

      It's extremely annoying to a revolutionary when the establishment gives into their demands without a fight.

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    5. Re:Major side benefit by radtea · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing.

      It's important to be aware the puritans are NOT green, although they have managed to hijack the green movement for the past couple of decades. The only thing that has kept them going is the impracticality of most genuine green tech. They are under siege within the movement now, and over the course of the next couple of decades will become a footnote to history, precisely because most people are in favour of sustainable solutions to the power generation problem and are, of course, not puritans.

      They are not puritans for a very simple reason: puritanism is not sustainable. The only way the puritans can impose themselves on the world is if no green technology actually works. Unfortunately everything from solar to wind is coming along nicely, and even nuclear and clean coal are talked about seriously.

      So don't make the mistake of confusing the puritans with the greens. The puritans are on the way out. The greens are finally coming back from the debacle of the early '70's, when formerly scientific organizations like Greenpeace became marketing shills for the puritans.

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    6. Re:Major side benefit by Usquebaugh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1920 OMG Commies
      1930 OMG Fascists
      1940 OMG Fascists
      1950 OMG Commies
      1960 OMG Commies
      1970 OMG Commies
      1980 OMG Japan
      1990 OMG Iraq
      2000 OMG Muslims

      Basically, the US has always had a national fear to attack. Independent thought is rare and independent action even rarer in the US.

      Now shut up and go watch the TV.

    7. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Really? Name one.

      Didn't I name enough in the original post?

      I remember when hydroelectric was still hailed as almost an ultimate green tech, "Free energy from water!" Before the whinging about fish, before the land use issues, etc. These days it is considered as anything but green.

      I remember when ethanol was THE replacement for gas. Actually try to make a few million gallons of the stuff and the problems become apparent enough for even a green idiot to see. Although I saw the problem a decade ago. We don't have enough farmland to feed both the world and our cars.

      Solar was THE bee's knees when it was Kalifornicators using government subsidies to put collectors on their roof to get bragging rights over their neighbors over how 'enviromentally aware' they were. Try to scale it up to industrial production and there isn't ANYWHERE you can put square miles of collectors where some insignificant critter doesn't live... and might not thrive anymore if you turn it's desert habitat into cool shade under the solar collectors.

      Plug in electric cars are another great impractical luxury good to get plenty of egoboo out of owning.... and being seen to own; so long as too many people don't try and actually own one. Then the question of where the hell is all of that additional electrical generating capacity going to come from needs an answer and it probably won't be too green.

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    8. Re:Major side benefit by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work?

      Yeah, to a large extent, I think it is the real world at work. Nothing is free, and I don't mean that in terms of money. I mean anything that we use to "create" energy isn't really creating energy. Energy doesn't get created, it just gets collected, harnessed, and transfered. So pretty much anything we do to "create" energy will actually mean taking energy out of the environment somehow. That means it's going to have some kind of environmental impact.

      So part of the problem is that these "greens" that you talk about, the people who want zero environmental impact, are people who want a free lunch and have no idea how the world works. They're utopianists. They're the same people who have some imagined model of government/economics that they think will solve all the world's problems. Hint: it's basically a big commune where we all share and everyone is always nice to each other.

      They're also the people who 20 years ago thought the most important think for school children was "self esteem". They're the same people who think that if you just "be yourself", then people will like you, and that being honest and saying what you feel will solve all of your personal problems. They're the same sort of people who 40 years ago thought that love and freedom for tradition and social norms would fix the world.

      They're children who think that all of our problems have simple and perfect solutions, and given a strategy to address certain problem, once they've discovered a down-side, they decide that it's complete unacceptable.

    9. Re:Major side benefit by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

      2006 OMG Ponies!!!

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    10. Re:Major side benefit by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Um, they could have threatened nuclear war for violating the UN charter.

      Another poster has already ridiculed you over the silly notion that the UN has the capability to nuke anyone. I want to ridicule you over an even more obvious problem. We have a veto. That is the problem with the UN, it was designed to ensure nothing actually got done. The fricking French have a veto.

      And besides, Saddam was in flagrant violation of an sackful of UN Resolutions and they couldn't be stirred to react. So the worst case scenario is they could have attempted to pass a sternly worded Resolution against the US... which we would have vetoed. And had Bush been in a mood to demonstrate the uselessness of the UN he could have instructed our Ambassador to let em pass their silly Resolution and then walked to the nearest lectern and said "Screw em, they refuse to enforce the decade old Resolutions against Saddam so they can sit and spin while I ignore this one as well."

      In the end that is the problem with the UN, everyone designing it knew they were designing a Parliment of Tyrants so they made sure it was toothless, thus turning it into a mostly harmless masturbatorium. Yes, really. Do the math; Far more than half the nation states in the UN were and still are obviously unfree but political correctness demands one nation one vote thus Evil must carry the day. Thus it was rendered ineffectual.

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    11. Re:Major side benefit by BlackThorne_DK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wind turbines, besides Sen. Kennedy not wanting to see em off HIS beachfront, are noisy, ugly and kill birds. Oh no, wind isn't green enough.

      Could they be made to target the pidgeons that litter city centers of europe? Seriously, Wind turbines have flaws, but I haven't heard the bird excuse before. I live in Denmark where we get like 25% of our power from wind turbines, and both the visibility and noise are common issues with the placement of new turbines, but sea turbines shouldn't have those issues if placed properly. I guess we don't have as many problems with birdstrikes as the US, or the problem has been overstated there?

    12. Re:Major side benefit by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we have enough evidence to draw a conclusion: By the time a green tech gets into actual production it isn't green anymore. The real world at work? Or perhaps we need to understand the underlying truth. Greens don't want us to find innovative new sources of energy to continue our lifestyle, they want to make energy scarce so as to reshape our society along lines THEY find more pleasing. We aren't to get a vote in this, we aren't even supposed to know we have other options because we can't be trusted to make the 'correct' choice.

      Here's my explanation for that: that block of people you've just damned for being inconsistent hypocrites, are not a single uniform group.

      That is, the people in favour of wind turbines, are still in favour of wind turbines. They're "environmentalists" in the sense that they want sustainable power sources.

      The people who oppose wind turbines likely couldn't care less about sustainable power. They care about the pretty view on their favourite countryside hike. They're "environmentalists" in the sense that that view is part of the environment.

      So it's not one lobby that can't keep a consistent view. It's many lobbies, and we have to work out either how to keep them all happy, or who we can most afford to piss off.

    13. Re:Major side benefit by Patch86 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best solution would be to simply spread the load a little bit.

      Every energy source has it's draw backs, but they're all specific and different problems unique to the energy source. Combustion fuels create waste gasses like CO2. Nuclear creates toxic waste. Dams create huge flooded areas. Solar casts shadows over ecosystems reliant on sunlight. Wind kills birds. If we use a spread of different sources, each problem remains relatively minor and not widespread.

      Our problem seems to be putting our faith into single universal methods, creating BIG side effects. We've been getting energy almost exclusively from burning fuels for centuries now, and those waste gasses are now a huge problem. On a smaller scale, China hasn't just built a dam, but built the biggest dam it was possible for them to build- creating a huge environmental impact.

      If we'd spread our energy uses among the different sources, none of these impacts would be so disastrous.

  3. Re:Cool... by Kardos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's always the time to start innovating from scratch.

  4. All together now ... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With 2K for turbines and wires,
    we can build a generating flyer.
    With a line to the ground,
    it's a turbine in flight!
    With a bolt holding tight
    to the string of the kite!

    Let's go fly a kite
    Up to the highest height
    Let's go fly a kite
    And send it soaring
    Up through the atmosphere
    Up where the air is clear
    Oh, let's go fly a kite!

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  5. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by courtjester801 · · Score: 3, Informative

    A good point, especially if you take out the need for landing at some point.

  6. Hrmm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Got me thinkin'.

    I suppose the "fluctuating flow" problem could be circumvented by using helium bags to get the kites aloft initially, combined with a spooled tether.

    When the jet-stream is coming close, the bags are filled and the kite spooled to the proper altitude. Once the jet-stream is sufficient to keep the kite aloft, the bags are deflated and stowed. When the jet-stream is predicted to be moving out of the area, the bags are re-inflated until there is no more reason to keep it aloft, at which time it spooled back in.

    1. Re:Hrmm... by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Helium is a rare gas here on earth that we would be wise to conserve rather than waste; it is scarce and it is becoming scarcer because we are squandering it. The only reason why many Americans don't understand the relative scarcity of helium (we are rapidly depleting our current supplies and once it all escapes into space it won't be easy to get more) is because the United States happens to have the worlds largest known reserves of helium produced from radioactive decay in oil wells in parts of the State of Texas combined with the fact that for years oil producers were required to collect the helium and sell it to the government for storage in the Strategic Helium Reserve. I cringe when I see helium wasted on things like blimps for sporting events and party balloons because like many other limited natural resources we will only truly appreciate it when it is too late and the helium on this planet is almost gone.

  7. Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tree! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even over the best areas, the wind can be expected to fail about five percent of the time.

    The heck with backup power sources -- who covers the liability when 6 miles of power-transmitting cable come crashing to the ground? And how much wind does it take to support the weight of 6 mile long high voltage wire?

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  8. Power line by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A kite which can support a 30,000 foot electric line? I'm thinking there are some serious engineering challenges there. Probably involving unobtanium and other exotic materials.

  9. Environmental issues? by nine-times · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream? Does it change global air circulation? Do you get climate changes throughout the world?

    1. Re:Environmental issues? by dissy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream?

      "That much energy" is not really all that much energy actually. At best we could only hope to extract a billionth of a percent or less, with current technology and for at least a little while to come still.

      It's similar to the scale of the effect of humanity putting many large heavy city sized boats on our oceans. This does not displace enough water for there to be any measurable effect on the water line at shore. The fractions are just too small to need to worry about for now.

    2. Re:Environmental issues? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What happens when you pull that much energy out of the jetstream?

      Somewhere in the amazon jungle a butterfly has to flap it's wings a lot harder.


      To be a more serious the amounts of energy involved in moving this air about are similar to that released by nearly every nuclear weapon on the planet going off at once. That's a LOT of kites to start dragging in that much energy, we really are talking about the effect of slowing down a hurricane by sneezing against the wind.

  10. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by sbeckstead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everywhere else we call it navigation. I don't know what you would call it.

  11. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? by incognito84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it's fine. We just need to lubricate them sufficiently.

  12. OMG Think of the planes! by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Informative

    I see comment after comment like "What about teh airplanzes!?!" but such comments come from a severe lack of understanding of controlled airspace.

    See, while it's true that the Eastern seaboard is one of the busiest airspaces in the world, it's also one of the most tightly controlled. Airspace is commonly restricted to 18,000 feet, above which *all* airspace is controlled. (It's called "class A(lpha) airspace at/above 18,000 ft) The only effect this would have on air traffic is that ATC would redirect commercial flights around the kites, which isn't particularly hard to do.

    As a pilot myself, I've many times been diverted around hazards such as other planes, mountains, and even UAVs. (Un-manned Aeronautical vehicles, being tested by the military)

    And obviously, these wouldn't be assembled on the instrument approach path for O'Hare airport. This makes the whole "Teh planezes are fallingz" as exciting a story as "Teh Internetz iz failingz" due to lack of router memory.

    In short, it's just not a significant issue.

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    1. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by scerruti · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure it may not be a problem for your airplane, but what about for the tens of thousands of flying cars that will be filling the sky over the major cities?

    2. Re:OMG Think of the planes! by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure it may not be a problem for your airplane, but what about for the tens of thousands of flying cars that will be filling the sky over the major cities?

      Flying cars will be regulated by the FAA. You have to be an FAA-licensed pilot to fly one. That's why the guys actually making these a reality don't call it a "flying car" but rather a "roadable airplane".

      And when flying over a big city, you are almost 100% in heavily controlled airspace. For example, take a look at the online aviation map and punch in KBOS at the right. You'll see a pilot's map of the Boston area.

      Now, see all those circles made by thick, blue lines? Those are the lines of demarcation for class B(ravo) airspace - under RADAR control, you must have permission to enter, and your plane MUST be equipped with the appropriate equipment - or they come after you with guns, if necessary. As you can see, almost all of Boston is underneath this heavily controlled airspace - most cities are.

      So don't think that just any old Tom, Dick, and Harry can get in a plane and start buzzing around without hard time afterwards.

      In case you are curious, controlled airspace looks like an upside-down layer-cake, starting from the airport. For (usually) 5 miles away from the airport, the control is from the top of the "cake" down to the surface. You'll see something like 70/SFC within the inner circle, meaning that the ceiling is 7,000 feet, the floor is the ground. Then, further out, you'll see so mething like 70/15, meaning ceiling 7,000, floor 1500 feet.

      Bigger airports go higher (Ex: KSFO ceiling is 10,000 ft) and further out. And the entire area is under the control of "approach control", called class E(cho) airspace, which is still RADAR controlled, but you don't need permission to enter. It's more advisory.

      And basically every pilot I've flown with going virtually anywhere takes advantage of these advisories, called "flight following".

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  13. Have you been to Burningman? by aaandre · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am asking because if you had, you would be laughing like I am right now. Powerful winds tear through everything that has even the tiniest bit of slack. At ground level. Tarps rip to pieces, grommets are completely useless. Shelters fly away into the playa, women's clothes break free and take on their own. Oh, well, I am getting distracted.

    TFA's description is much more vague than ones I've seen in science fiction.

    Several technologies have been proposed to harvest these high altitude winds, including tethered, kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether.

    Well, I am proposing building flying cities maintained by giant robots. We can use the high altitude, jets streams and clear skies to harvest clear solar and wind energy.

    Here's my proof of concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_in_the_Sky

  14. Re:Cool... by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt a fleet of electricity generating kites are going to cost a pretty penny.

    Why is there "no doubt" about this? Is there some reason why kites have to be very expensive?

    Second, why would you invest in a new technology when there are other (probably more-efficient) green technologies.

    For the same reason you invested in the other green technologies even when there were older technologies already available then -- because it was a promising idea.

    Now isn't the time to start innovating from scratch with the global recession.

    Now is exactly the time. A few technological "game changers" could be just what it takes to boost us out of recession.

    Lastly, where are going to put them, in the plains of the Midwest?

    Sure, why not? Or any other place that has wind at 30,000 feet and isn't in anybody's flight path.

    What happens when the kites start interfering with birds and such?

    Not many birds fly at 30,000 feet, Einstein.

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  15. Pipe dreams by GottliebPins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why don't we just get a really long extension cord and plug it into the sun?

  16. Re:Cool... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But first off, where are we going to get the money to start buying kites? No doubt a fleet of electricity generating kites are going to cost a pretty penny. Second, why would you invest in a new technology when there are other (probably more-efficient) green technologies.

    Ok, what - exactly what - is greener than a kite? Or a longer established technology? (cries, weeps bitter tears.)

    On the gripping hand, you could have miniature wind turbines attached to the kite, perhaps tap the electrostatic potential between kite and ground (lots of moving air to add or remove charge) and you wouldn't really need to worry about lightning if you designed the thing to vapourise on a strike.

    And they'd be pretty too. I'd vote for the Man in the Moon pattern myself.

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  17. Re:How many by Swanktastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only the ones that fly into it.

    Next question...

  18. Re:Cool... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, there are a number of species of geese that have been observed flying long distances at over 30,000 feet. Granted, not many birds are likely to be dumb enough to fly headfirst into a kite....

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  19. Re:MASS by smaddox · · Score: 3, Informative

    Clearly if you had INVESTIGATED the proposal, you would know that it does not involve lifting turbines. The kite is flown in a circular or figure-8 motion. On the ground, a generator extracts energy from the rotating tether. There are already test sites.

    http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/saul_griffith_on_kites_as_the_future_of_renewable_energy.html

  20. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by winomonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    The power is generated on the ground. The kite simply moves cables in a circular or figure-8 pattern.

    FTFA: "Several technologies have been proposed to harvest these high altitude winds, including tethered, kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams at an altitude of 20,000-50,000 feet and transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether."

    It sounds a little like they are talking about creating "kite-like turbines that would be floated to the altitude of the jet streams" ... and then they would "transmit up to 40 megawatts of electricity to the ground via the tether". I am not sure where you are getting the ground-based power generation from. It isn't mentioned anywhere in the article.

  21. Hilarious!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, they could have threatened nuclear war for violating the UN charter.

    My god, I haven't laughed so hard in days.

    Are they going to launch a strike from the secret UN base in a dormant volcano? Or perhaps the huge fleet of UN satellites in orbit armed to the teeth and ready to pounce on the slightest transgression!!

    If you recall, the German invasion of Belgium was enough to get the British into World War I

    I was not aware the british were the UN.

    likewise, the invasion of Poland started World War II in Europe.

    Wow, that was started by the U.N. too? I guess the books I read were all wet! Thank god we had you along to tell us the true chronicles of Captian UN, hive-mind savior of humanity with the first strike Fist Of Great Justice!

    Ha!

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  22. Re:Call Charlie Brown - we've got a kite-eating tr by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Informative

    i've seen the nat geo show on this, they spent decades trying to get these things to work. one guy built a blowup version, sent 10's of thousands on it only to have it fail. it's great is you just ignore small details like oh say, what happens when one breaks loose. it is after all in the jet stream under pretty extreme conditions.

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