Univ. of Wisconsin's 30-Year-Old Payroll System Needs a $40 Million Fix
jaroslav writes "The University of Wisconsin is attempting to update a payroll system they have had in place since 1975, but spent $28.4 million in a 2004 attempt with no results, and now is experiencing new overruns in cost and time after 'not hav[ing] the full picture of how complex this project would be.' The current estimate of the redesign is $12 million and years of further work on top of the money already spent."
I would totally sign up to do this job.
I just want to say how glad I am my tuition's going to a good cause.
srlsy! Also, it was made in the 70's! How complex can a program on a handful of punch cards be?!
No sig for you!!
"I'll bugfix this thing with badgers gnawing on both my arms for that kind of pay."
That's nothing! I'll get the badgers to do the coding.
I love it when you talk dirty like that! Gimme some more, and say it in a hoarse whisper!
Maybe...
just maybe...
we can call it "The Looney-versity of Wisconsin".
Would be appropriate.
Fire everyone, buy quickbooks is not an appropriate answer then?
Not to mention $40 million / 60k employees is $666 per employee - there's your problem. Its the payroll system of the Apocalypse (integer math only need apply).
Why?
Probably hard to find parts for whatever vintage 1975 mainframe it runs on. If you only know PC's, imagine trying to buy a brand new VESA bus SCSI card for your legacy 486 mission critical system.
What is it with these fans of Senator Bill Frist and them always wanting to sound off about him at the start of every slashdot thread?
And if it doesn't work, you give them all 'F's and start again with the next incoming class.
The world will be a better place when all the managers retire who were raised without computers.
But will get much much worse a short time later when managers who were raised on twitter take effect.