Disgruntled Son Sells Dad's Ashes On eBay

A man is selling his dad's ashes on eBay in revenge for abandoning him as a child. William Ireland is 50 now, but 44 years ago his dad left him and his mother to start a new life. William later found his father and the two started talking until his father died in 2006. After learning his father left his estate to the other woman and her son, he paid for the cremation so he could sell his dad's ashes. His eBay ad reads, "Here are the ashes of my father, Kenneth Ireland, an adulterer who left a wife, two children and just £17 in her pocket. He never paid a penny towards his kids' upbringing."

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Taxidermist

[Sponge Bath]

He should have had dear old dad stuffed, mounted, and fitted with a dart board. Maybe even add a beer tap coming out of the head.