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The Truth Behind the Death of Linux On the Netbook
eldavojohn writes "Groklaw brings us news of Microsoft holding the smoking gun in regards to the death of Linux on netbooks. You see, the question of Linux on netbooks in Taiwan was put forth to the Taiwan Trade Authority director, who replied, 'In our association we operate as a consortium, like the open source consortium. They want to promote open source and Linux. But if you begin from the PC you are afraid of Microsoft. They try to go to the smart phone or PDA to start again.' It's simple; fear will keep them in line. PJ points out, 'So next time you hear Microsoft bragging that people prefer their software to Linux on netbooks, you'll know better. If they really believed that, they'd let the market speak, on a level playing field. If I say my horse is faster than yours, and you says yours is faster, and we let our horses race around the track, that establishes the point. But if you shoot my horse, that leaves questions in the air. Is your horse really faster? If so, why shoot my horse?'"
Good for the horse analogy union that they seem to be making a comeback against car analogies. Horse analogies were always superior to car analogies - they are more maneuvrable, can use almost anything in nature for fuel (car analogies only compatible with Octane Troll and Flamebait) and they don't need a bailout.
It's easy to see Ballmer, gun in hand, claiming "Now, mine is faster".
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if i shoot your horse, i'd bet to hell mine is faster than yours. my horse would beat any dead or crippled horse.
now... anyone got a horse i can borrow? xerox?
i wage a holy war against the apostrophe.
the terrible pollution from their exhaust;-)
1998 called, they want their tired, lame anecdote about Linux back.
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"If I say my horse is faster than yours, and you says yours is faster, and we let our horses race around the track, that establishes the point. But if you shoot my horse, that leaves questions in the air. Is your horse really faster? If so, why shoot my horse?'
Because then my living horse is faster than your dead horse, obviously.
Privacy is terrorism.
Sorry good sir. All the complete horse $hit has mysteriously vanished from the tracks and the stables. The Apple trees are gone too.
The carbon compounds you see are from proprietary, non-reproducing animals like the mule on the desktop, and a smaller animal similar to the well liked Pony, is being developed for riders with lower speed riding needs.
Talks are underway in Michigan to return the land back to quadraped friendly parkways suitable for buggies. The whips may be found on the internet.
My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
when my original Macbook Pro drank a glass of water as a stop gap measure.
What was it waiting for? Single-malt whisky?
OEMs shouldn't *have* to hack into Linux to resolve driver issues, optimize the OS, or anything of that sort. The OS should just do it out of the box. Similarly, you can bet that users didn't return the laptops due to driver issues or speed, but more likely due to usability. It's not the OEM's job or area of expertise to make the system usable. If Microsoft comes along and offers them a software package that just works and charges them some money for it, can you blame them for accepting it? Nobody would be crying foul if it was Apple instead of Microsoft.
Solution: build an open-source gun.
Most human behaviour can be explained in terms of identity.