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John Hodgman Asks Obama, "Are You a Nerd?"
Hugh Pickens writes "Watch a video of comedian John Hodgman speak after Barack Obama at the recent Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner in DC and discuss the central question of our age: "how we can heal the great and shameful division that has plagued our nation for so long — the age old conflict between jocks and nerds" and ask Obama: Are you now, or have you ever been, a nerd?"
They go over this in the clip. He's not Jesus Christ, he's the Quizatz Haderach.
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He's Jesus Christ himself. ;-)
Are the two mutually exclusive?
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TFA says Obama would be our (the U.S.'s) "first geek president."
Hello? Anybody out there ever heard of Thomas Jefferson?
[Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
I suggest we first define who a nerd is. Otherwise this being slashdot, we'll end up submitting comments about something that is entirely different depending on who is posting.
My submission: I agree with this definition and hope that all of you use it as a bench mark as you post your comments.
In part: "...derogatory connotation or stereotype, that refers to a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests..."
Thank you.
Jesus had prodigious beard, an unkempt mane of hair, walked around in sandals in all weather, and saw himself as a man with divine powers who was put on the earth to show people "the way".
Jesus was clearly, clearly, a nerd.
I'm blocking Idle and it's still showing on the main page.
Dude, you're confusing nerds with stoners and homeless guys.
And you, in turn, are confusing stoners & homeless guys as Richard Stallman
(My apologies to RMS ... when the humor is just there, right in front of you ... what can you do?)
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Test me and I will chronicle your pain - The Archivist (Diablo 3)
I can't help but think that Clinton's disposition for sexually harassing ugly girls and getting blow jobs from fat chicks might have lessened our respect for the office a bit. Sure, JFK was a philanderer too, but he had much better taste in women, and the press had the good sense not to report it.
And of course we can't forget Obama -- I hear rumors he's been sleeping with a Black chick!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
When did all of this disrespect for the position of our President start?
Dick Nixon?
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..he IS a FASCIST. So was Bush, though Obama floored the gas pedal on the road to total fascism.
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." -- Benito Mussolini
Plus, everyone needs to watch The Obama Deception.
When did all of this disrespect for the position of our President start?
When people tried to make the position a king above normal citizens.
When people start to think of Presidents as Emperors or Popes that are above common man, then they start acting like it.
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
if Obamas a nerd were gonna be ok. All we need is a catchy music montage, a wise crackin sidekick (Joe Biden = YES), maybe a panty raid or two, and we can fix the world economy in no time.
Test me and I will chronicle your pain - The Archivist (Diablo 3)
...mass hysteria!
And of course we can't forget Obama -- I hear rumors he's been sleeping with a Black chick!
That's just his way of keeping it old school.
Respect is not vested in the clothes a person wears, or in the networks they speak on; these things you complain about are attempts to engage more members of the voting public, a group whose standards for behavior and means of communication are frequently changing. A President may comport themselves with humor or with stoicism, but neither of these is incompatible with maintaining the seriousness of the office itself.
To be fair, Obama has kept the dignity of the office fairly well. This was a press dinner, ie, although it's broadcast in various places, with clips here and there, it's not really a public address. Obama himself was making some pretty roasting jokes (more so at the White House Correspondents dinner), and John was pretty respectful in many ways, talking up Obama's intellect and how he's doing a good-job...
Discipline is most certainly not the key to maintaining authority and respect. He has authority because the US populace gave him it; he maintains respect by respecting the US peope who put him there, and being open and transparent, and not "talking down" to them, acting as though he's some sort of God purely because of his job. In fact Obama has made many self deprecating jokes about how some supporters seem to idolise him but he himself doesn't take it at all seriously.
I'm thinking of the "And on the seventy-third day, I shall rest" joke in particular...
The truth shall always be free: Boris Floricic is Tron.
He's got a wife, doesn't he?
When a reporter asks Obama a QUESTION. One that's relevant to policy, and doesn't open the door to ambiguous bantering or set up another stump speech, or give Obama another chance to be 'lovable look at me I laugh at myself on date night' Mr. Wonderful.
I just think it would be really interesting to see the POTUS discuss policy in a serious way, without this 'nobody messes with Joe! hyuk hyuk' bullshit or a 'we inherited all this not my fault i dont have to solve it' non-answer (just what the fuck did he do as a senator, anyways?)
I know it's of penultimate importance to the average american, but I don't rate 'coolness' all that high when it comes to rating leadership.
The Obama Deception is great. It bashes both Bush and Obama. It blew away a lot of conservatives I showed it to.
As an initial matter: Fire Samzenpus.
Regardless of whether "nerd" is derogatory, the thing that gives me the most heart about the fact that this question is being asked is that we seem to have gotten over our national obsession with having a president who is "one of us." Whether I agree with his policies, I am delighted that our current president did dramatically better in law school than I did, at a somewhat better law school that the one I went to. He engages intellectually with at least some of the issues he faces.
The POTUS doesn't have power to do much of anything. The position has gained un-Constitutional power President after President. All the Presidents after George Washington have disrespected the position of our President.
So basically our President shouldn't communicate with us. Or maybe, President TV? With official looking logos and red or blue backgrounds that respect the position. I joke but that actually sounds kind of cool.
Obama is a lawyer and a politician.
If the internet nerds are so needy and desperate for a role model in politics, they should try to elect a scientist or engineer. Even an MD would be a better nerd than a lawyer.
Where have you been? This has been going on at least since the televised Kennedy/Nixon debate.
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Discipline is needed to keep respect and authority.
I know someone who would agree!
Nurse Diesel: I know you better than you know yourself.
You live for bondage and discipline.
Dr. Montague: Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
Diesel: You want discipline? I'll give you discipline.
Montague: Yes! Yes. I'm sorry! Yes! It feels so good!
I take it you're more of a Dr. Montague to our President Diesel?
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John Wilkes Booth and his use of both a .44 Derringer and the phrase "Sic semper tyrannis" seems rather disrespectful.
The press made a big deal about his basketball playing ability during the campaign, therefore he is disqualified as a nerd. He is the diametric opposite of a nerd, he is a jock.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
Mod this up. Bigby's trolling in the classical sense, and he is correct to a degree (IMHO), although I'll disagree with starting after George Washington.
Here's to hot beer, cold women, and Glaswegian kisses for all.
I bet Obama knew these, but was too shamed to say so...
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Just in the past week, I've seen, pitched as front-page news, that Barack Obama KILLED A FLY and had FROZEN CUSTARD with his kids. A couple of weeks ago, it was similarly reported that he HAD A HAMBURGER. Corn can't be too far behind. Apparently nothing about the Dear Leader is so trivial that the media drones will not wet themselves with delight and dutifully report it.
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Don't be an ass. He's a jock of the "team captain" type.
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had prodigious beard, an unkempt mane of hair, walked around in sandals in all weather
Yeah well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.
He's not. A nerd never never NEVER spoken a bad word about videogames.
... and the article misquoted John Hodgeman.
The article stated:
"also the first geek President"
Sorry to split definitions but we have to agree on the definition of nerd and geek. I don't consider them quite the same. I consider TJ a nerd but not a geek.
Secondly to quote John Hodgeman directly:
"He could be the first nerd president of the modern era."
I don't consider Obama a geek, but he has many nerd qualities, so I would agree with this.
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Kwisatz Haderach
There! Fixed that for ya.
Hmm, I read the books and saw the movie. And I would have to disagree and say that Pbo more resembles the Padishah Emporer's failed Kwisatz Haderach mentat.
I graduated High School in 07, and you old men make me laugh. There's not much difference between the Jocks and the Nerds anymore, now the Jocks are tools and the Nerds are just losers.
Until college no one has school pride.
Thank the 90's.
Has the old saint in his forest not yet heard of it? That God is dead?
If a 33rd degree freemason counts as a nerd, then yes.
F*CK THE NWO!
Actually it started even sooner. If I am not mistaken the first Congress didn't take the to kindly to George Washington. Of course they were not nearly as hostile.
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that is all.
The "Sedition" part of the "Alien and Sedition Acts", which were passed by Congress and signed by John Adams, were blatantly unconstitutional. It made it illegal to criticize the government.
Thomas Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase??
Defying the contract between the people and Federal government is what degrades the respect for the POTUS position. And that is right in line with this thread and not trolling.
Obama is far from being anything resembling a nerd. Positions of power, particularly the presidencies, have been filled by people about as non-nerd as you get. The people here saying Obama is a nerd are like most of Obama supporters--projecting their own identity or hopes and dreams into them because they like the man and want him to be like them. If you've seen some of the almost spooky Obama worship going on, this will not at all surprise you.
I don't think he's a nerd, since he never worked for the Willy Wonka Candy Company, and isn't covered in sugar.
And handing GM to the UAW is any different? Remember the labor unions got out the vote for Obama ads on TV and other pro Obama ads. Obama fired that investigator for doing his job. Why? He was looking into a pro Obama person.
Plus Obama has already out spent Bush. It took Bush 8 years. Obama did it in less the 6 months.
fuck-the-skull-of-jesus (the best satire site on the internet; updated once every 4 years or so) had the final word on this in 2002.
http://fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
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Hodgeman makes this point pretty clear... The last administration wasn't an athletic bunch, but they did have that Jock attitude.
Obama is in good shape and plays sports, but really does seem more like the nerd type.
In fact Obama has made many self deprecating jokes about how some supporters seem to idolise him but he himself doesn't take it at all seriously.
Riiiiiight... (good stuff starts 1 minute in)
Either he thinks he's the messiah or he's full of shit. (or both?)
there was a kotaku post about it. http://kotaku.com/5080161/obama-on-all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-bwah
I just thought "WTF?" when I saw the fly killing on the news and heard the discussion about whether he should have or should not have killed that fly, the whole decision process, etc.
I don't know what is more pathetic, people who get upset about a dead fly, or people who think anybody should cater to people who get upset about dead flies.
I was pretty upset about Obama giving out region 1 box DVD sets to foreign dignitaries, or an iPod to the Queen of England. Obama seriously needs more coaching on this sort of thing, he's emberrassing us!
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
I have not laughed so hard at anything on TV in a long, long time.
John Hodgman is now officially my hero. The extended Dune references were just brilliant. I'm gonna go hug my PC now.
BTW, who here was able to answer the Dune quiz off the top of your head? I did. :D
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
A nerd by definition doesn't do very well socially, since their time is taken up with learning the latest technologies or sciences rather than learning the social interactions that a politician would need to survive.
Confidence is being able to do something and doing it. One can have humility and confidence. The guy in the back of the room who says "I think I can fix your server" and after much discussion, does it, is confident, but humble. The guy who walks up and says "I got your server fix right here!" but has no idea WTF he's doing, fails at it, but blames someone else is arrogant and confident (he probably really believes this). The main difference being competent.
Obama's made a career out of refusing to take a definitive position (see Iran, government run healthcare: he refuses to say he won't sign a bill without a gov't option) until all facts are in, but as a consensus evolves, he's ready to champion the consensus and try and convince or trample over any naysayers. Contrast this with Bush who took a position immediately (e.g. axis of evil) and then defend or refute it even after he's proven wrong (WMD in Iraq).
I think nerds are generally technocratic and fact-based, but are willing to champion the solution against naysayers which the experts (e.g. Bernanke (Fed Chair), Krugman (this year's Nobel Laureate in econ), Summers (Harvard pres) w.r.t economic stimulus) agree on. It's a far cry from making policy and let the experts decide the details.
-- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
Now if only people would stop mispronouncing that. It's "Kwisatz" like in the video, but then they pronounce "hadurak" when it should be "HaDERach", where the "ach" is pronounced as though in Hebrew, Arabic, or German. It's a guttural "h" rather than a "k".
Thomas Jefferson was a bit nerdy, true, but he was disqualified from being the first nerd president because it's a well-known fact that he ran his own fantasy football league. And we all know that fantasy football is the territory of jocks, not nerds.
It may be true that in the modern day fantasy football is the domain of jocks, but back in Jefferson's time it was the equivalent of video games or RPGs.
Knowledge != Intelligence
Does that mean Osama Bin Laden is a nerd too?
Here is a deep link to the part of the video where Hodgman actually starts talking about Obama being a nerd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW7OPByRGDY#t=7m56s
Kwisatz Haderach There fixed it for you
Naa, if her DVD player's so old that it can't read multiple regions, it's probably stuck on region 1, like mine is. Getting region 1 DVDs is a bonus!
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