Why not just label the vending machine "Pinata" and wait for all the outstanding resident of these prisons to spend their mass quantities of free time play whack-a-mole on this baby till it rains pharmaceutical goodness. Brilliant
For the funny Stargate reference ill rescind my previously snarky comment. And i for one welcome our new geriatric overlords with their wondrous 8-track devices
if Obamas a nerd were gonna be ok. All we need is a catchy music montage, a wise crackin sidekick (Joe Biden = YES), maybe a panty raid or two, and we can fix the world economy in no time.
In other news, Wii has now announced the release of 'Wii Aqua' in order to help its MANY over weight users make the most of their useless WiiFits (most likely being used as a foot rest) and drowned themselves to insure the ultimate 'Watered-Down' gaming experience
Finally an article on Slashdot where a librarian can weigh in with professional knowledge. I don't think enough people realize the mini-war going on in the publishing industry and how those vulture are trying to bleed everyone dry. I am a college librarian at a major university in Manhattan. Today I had to attend a meeting about copyright compliance. It seems that publishers are no longer satisfied with overcharging for every textbook and then overcharging again when a "new" edition (almost identical version except for a new graph or intro) comes out the very next year. Now they would like us to purchase a new copyright compliance software that will allow them to monitor (through the middlemen in the software company) how many times we upload any part of any published material and how many times the students access each pdf or document, and then charge us for every use even thought we have already purchased the book and been using that same material for years. Its nuts. Fair use and common long standing practices by many academic libraries used to mean to us that we could put up 10% of any published document and not have to worry. And i know the diligent followers of Slashdot are not surprised but this type of thuggish shake down. But its almost criminal the nerve these jackals have to try to penny pinch and financially gouge the very universities that are their life blood in this struggling market. Very rarely does a librarian threaten to burn books, but it would be a better use of em that paying those publishing bastards another cent.
All that effort and those damn kids still wont like their veggies. Next year i wanna see an xbox360 made of Funions and then maybe we'll get a response.
There is no way to make it manly. Sorry buddy. Just sit home alone and admiring your pretty new unit. You can use that time to practice saying the phrase "It may be tiny but... it also leave you unsatisfied and jealous of bigger flashier versions." all while stifling the on coming tears... poor lil feller... never saw it coming.
Does having a sense of direction and knowing the surroundings you have spent your entire life in really qualify as having GPS? or is this just an attempt to make a natural ability in an animal something more than it really is. I know i can easily plan and navigate a route to the bathroom in the dark while drunk off my ass. Nothing special there.
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So that means i shouldn't give the prince my bank account # too???
Why not just label the vending machine "Pinata" and wait for all the outstanding resident of these prisons to spend their mass quantities of free time play whack-a-mole on this baby till it rains pharmaceutical goodness. Brilliant
The positive reviews for this will total 140 characters or less
The only version of this book worth reading would only be 140-characters long too
For the funny Stargate reference ill rescind my previously snarky comment. And i for one welcome our new geriatric overlords with their wondrous 8-track devices
How do i mod a comment as "OLD AS F*CK"?
Stains and all
if Obamas a nerd were gonna be ok. All we need is a catchy music montage, a wise crackin sidekick (Joe Biden = YES), maybe a panty raid or two, and we can fix the world economy in no time.
Now i know why the price of a barrel of spice is so high
A Canadian must have moded your pos
Next they'll wanna vote
In other news, Wii has now announced the release of 'Wii Aqua' in order to help its MANY over weight users make the most of their useless WiiFits (most likely being used as a foot rest) and drowned themselves to insure the ultimate 'Watered-Down' gaming experience
Is this World Cup half full or half empty? And why does it say made in China on the bottom?
I think there's an emperor penguin colony in my underpants!
Bow before the emperors in my pants!!!!!
I thought the magnetic tunnel effect was achieved with a slutty girl with a new tongue ring
Finally an article on Slashdot where a librarian can weigh in with professional knowledge. I don't think enough people realize the mini-war going on in the publishing industry and how those vulture are trying to bleed everyone dry. I am a college librarian at a major university in Manhattan. Today I had to attend a meeting about copyright compliance. It seems that publishers are no longer satisfied with overcharging for every textbook and then overcharging again when a "new" edition (almost identical version except for a new graph or intro) comes out the very next year. Now they would like us to purchase a new copyright compliance software that will allow them to monitor (through the middlemen in the software company) how many times we upload any part of any published material and how many times the students access each pdf or document, and then charge us for every use even thought we have already purchased the book and been using that same material for years. Its nuts. Fair use and common long standing practices by many academic libraries used to mean to us that we could put up 10% of any published document and not have to worry. And i know the diligent followers of Slashdot are not surprised but this type of thuggish shake down. But its almost criminal the nerve these jackals have to try to penny pinch and financially gouge the very universities that are their life blood in this struggling market. Very rarely does a librarian threaten to burn books, but it would be a better use of em that paying those publishing bastards another cent.
All that effort and those damn kids still wont like their veggies. Next year i wanna see an xbox360 made of Funions and then maybe we'll get a response.
"Beats. Bears. Battlestar Galactica" Its how I live.
There is no way to make it manly. Sorry buddy. Just sit home alone and admiring your pretty new unit. You can use that time to practice saying the phrase "It may be tiny but... it also leave you unsatisfied and jealous of bigger flashier versions." all while stifling the on coming tears... poor lil feller... never saw it coming.
Does having a sense of direction and knowing the surroundings you have spent your entire life in really qualify as having GPS? or is this just an attempt to make a natural ability in an animal something more than it really is. I know i can easily plan and navigate a route to the bathroom in the dark while drunk off my ass. Nothing special there.
As im sure your student will ask, what will I get for this "Extra Credit" and is it exchangeable for cash?
Do you think this will mean jobs in India and China will get outsourced to a broke white boy like me now?
I like my unbiased blogger findings served with a side of SUSPICION!!!
I hope at least one scientist in that lab had the balls to shout "Beam me up Scotty!!!" during the experiment
The creation of moon bricks = The first step in the collapse of the lunar housing market.