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Japanese Creating "Super Tuna"

motherpusbucket writes "The Telegraph reports that Japanese scientists hope to be breeding a so-called 'Super Tuna' within the next decade or so. They have about 60% of the genome mapped and expect to finish it in the next couple months. The new breed will grow faster, taste good, have resistance to disease and will totally kick your ass if you cross them."

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  1. Fish Overlords by Andruil · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Since this is Japan are we sure that they won't be cybernetic super fish? All hail the new fish overlords!

    1. Re:Fish Overlords by S77IM · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

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      Student: Is it true that the foundation of the universe is paradox?
      Master: Well, yes and no.
  2. Excellent by KingPin27 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes -- but will they be equipped with lasers?

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    "i lost my dignity on a slippery wiener"