Enthusiasts Convene To Say No To SQL, Hash Out New DB Breed
ericatcw writes "The inaugural NoSQL meet-up in San Francisco during last month's Yahoo! Apache Hadoop Summit had a whiff of revolution about it, like a latter-day techie version of the American Patriots planning the Boston Tea Party.
Like the Patriots, who rebelled against Britain's heavy taxes, NoSQLers came to share how they had overthrown the tyranny of burdensome, expensive relational databases in favor of more efficient and cheaper ways of managing data, reports Computerworld."
Dah! Everyone with any technical skills has known for many decades that relational database are junk. Sure they do a particular job but then so does a swiss army knife but you'd not use it to cut a forest down you'd get a proper volume tool and nothing beats object databases with a simple file structure. Flat files are great too however they tend to require extra parsing slowing things down. You can roll your own object database system easily even with full on transactions and concurrency support in under a man month. Death to Relational Databases.