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Enthusiasts Convene To Say No To SQL, Hash Out New DB Breed
ericatcw writes "The inaugural NoSQL meet-up in San Francisco during last month's Yahoo! Apache Hadoop Summit had a whiff of revolution about it, like a latter-day techie version of the American Patriots planning the Boston Tea Party.
Like the Patriots, who rebelled against Britain's heavy taxes, NoSQLers came to share how they had overthrown the tyranny of burdensome, expensive relational databases in favor of more efficient and cheaper ways of managing data, reports Computerworld."
Just use flat text files --- no need for expensive db's .... think of the freedom!
"i lost my dignity on a slippery wiener"
When you get a lot of morbidly obese nerds with no life to program for you.
Meanwhile SQL users get laid.
Go fork yourself!
...say no to the tyranny of... er.. English. Let's stick with the combination of grunts, squeals, crying and gesturing that has proven so effective for toddlers all over the globe for thousands of years. And if we surrendered the traditional languages that we are so irrationally attached to, who knows what revolutionary new communication scheme the next-generation kids will come up with.
You're not going to get many page hits with an attitude like that...
So a bunch of Excel users got together for dinner in San Francisco - why is this news?
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See, I don't think there is ever a good time or place for SQL.
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Anyone who says so has never had to use it.
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I like to compare it with JavaScript.
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It's a language that is difficult to refactor, maintain, and while it's a standard, the standard is so vague that it's useless.
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Like JavaScript, people are trying to build other languages on top of it to hide its shortcomings -- for javascript you have tools like GWT, and for SQL you have HQL, Linq, etc.
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Not to say that there is anything wrong with relational databases, we just lack a good tool to interface with them.
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